What is it about chicks when you make em cry?

Jake LeMotta

What is it with this??

You know when you push her around a bit, tell her something nasty, or tell your chick that you find other chicks attractive and she gets upset; first you get the cow eyes - then the lip starts trembling and the corners of her mouth turn down.

All the while she's just staring into your eyes, pleading with you to stop focking with her feelings.
Then surely, the tears start to come and she looks away in shame.
When she looks back, her eye's are all red and wet, and her cheeks from the tears.

Then if you want to be real sadistic, you can rub in extra deep whatever you did to make her cry - but it's generally at this point that you actually go to comfort her.
"Aw, I'm sorry darling" - followed by a hug, as she cries into your shoulder, trembling all over - but you know she's beginning to feel better.

Then gradually you convince her that whatever you did to upset her was justified, that she actually instigated it and that she was in the wrong, and you we're correct to make her cry.
But you tell her you forgive her for that and it's all cool, and gradually she begins to smile again.

Can't figure out why, but doing this makes me feel like such a big man.

tman

You big meanie!!
How could you push something like that around the place???

Thoie

I love when guys do this to me, it makes me feel they're very manly. It's the glint in their eye when they move in for the hug, and you know they're about to tell you it's all your own fault.

That split second when the glint of malice turns into fear as you knee them in the balls is just priceless.

Hey, Jake, wanna go on a date? I love manly men.

stovelid

They're just so yellow and cute and fluffy, you can't help it.

shoefiend

it makes you feel big because you make her feel vulnerable while you feel powerful over her.its pathetic how you have to make a girl feel bad about herself just because you want a power rush!!

tempura

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

What is it with this??

You know when you push her around a bit, tell her something nasty, or tell your chick that you find other chicks attractive and she gets upset; first you get the cow eyes - then the lip starts trembling and the corners of her mouth turn down.

All the while she's just staring into your eyes, pleading with you to stop focking with her feelings.
Then surely, the tears start to come and she looks away in shame.
When she looks back, her eye's are all red and wet, and her cheeks from the tears.

Then if you want to be real sadistic, you can rub in extra deep whatever you did to make her cry - but it's generally at this point that you actually go to comfort her.
"Aw, I'm sorry darling" - followed by a hug, as she cries into your shoulder, trembling all over - but you know she's beginning to feel better.

Then gradually you convince her that whatever you did to upset her was justified, that she actually instigated it and that she was in the wrong, and you we're correct to make her cry.
But you tell her you forgive her for that and it's all cool, and gradually she begins to smile again.

Can't figure out why, but doing this makes me feel like such a big man.

WOW ! You sound like a real catch, i think im in love :rolleyes:

One of the best lines out of Sin City.. "I know you're angry, baby. And I forgive you for that without you even asking me to."

dezzyd

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

What is it with this??

You know when you push her around a bit, tell her something nasty, or tell your chick that you find other chicks attractive and she gets upset; first you get the cow eyes - then the lip starts trembling and the corners of her mouth turn down.

All the while she's just staring into your eyes, pleading with you to stop focking with her feelings.
Then surely, the tears start to come and she looks away in shame.
When she looks back, her eye's are all red and wet, and her cheeks from the tears.

Then if you want to be real sadistic, you can rub in extra deep whatever you did to make her cry - but it's generally at this point that you actually go to comfort her.
"Aw, I'm sorry darling" - followed by a hug, as she cries into your shoulder, trembling all over - but you know she's beginning to feel better.

Then gradually you convince her that whatever you did to upset her was justified, that she actually instigated it and that she was in the wrong, and you we're correct to make her cry.
But you tell her you forgive her for that and it's all cool, and gradually she begins to smile again.

Can't figure out why, but doing this makes me feel like such a big man.

You have never had an encounter with a living female in your life have you? :rolleyes:

mikom

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

What is it with this??

You know when you push her around a bit, tell her something nasty, or tell your chick that you find other chicks attractive and she gets upset;

TBH...... http://www.southparkstuff.com/images/stories/epiimgs/epi203/pics-203-2.jpg

ejmaztec

tempura wrote: »

WOW ! You sound like a real catch, i think im in love :rolleyes:

If I was gay, and he was the last man on earth, I'd move in with a sheep.

Tar.Aldarion

lmao at that OP, ahahaah. Women don't say sorry, whatever she did was your fault, ahve to remember that etc. :-p
Crying has a stupid effect though, noooooooooooooooo.

bonerm

Apparently one of the reasons women live longer than men is because they are able to display their emotions and get their feelings out there, whereas men just bottle it all up. So well done OP for helping this particular lady extend her life somewhat. She really should be grateful just to know a guy like you.

orourkeda

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

What is it with this??

You know when you push her around a bit, tell her something nasty, or tell your chick that you find other chicks attractive and she gets upset; first you get the cow eyes - then the lip starts trembling and the corners of her mouth turn down.

All the while she's just staring into your eyes, pleading with you to stop focking with her feelings.
Then surely, the tears start to come and she looks away in shame.
When she looks back, her eye's are all red and wet, and her cheeks from the tears.

Then if you want to be real sadistic, you can rub in extra deep whatever you did to make her cry - but it's generally at this point that you actually go to comfort her.
"Aw, I'm sorry darling" - followed by a hug, as she cries into your shoulder, trembling all over - but you know she's beginning to feel better.

Then gradually you convince her that whatever you did to upset her was justified, that she actually instigated it and that she was in the wrong, and you we're correct to make her cry.
But you tell her you forgive her for that and it's all cool, and gradually she begins to smile again.

Can't figure out why, but doing this makes me feel like such a big man.

The right hard man.

Jaysus christ

Snowie

you mean you manipulate the situation?

MistyCheese

Hmmm, it seems you piss women off and make them cry very regularly.

Perhaps it's you...

galwayrush

Football makes my wife cry.:rolleyes:

SoulTrader

Jake LeMotta wrote: »

What is it with this??

You know when you push her around a bit, tell her something nasty, or tell your chick that you find other chicks attractive and she gets upset; first you get the cow eyes - then the lip starts trembling and the corners of her mouth turn down.

All the while she's just staring into your eyes, pleading with you to stop focking with her feelings.
Then surely, the tears start to come and she looks away in shame.
When she looks back, her eye's are all red and wet, and her cheeks from the tears.

Then if you want to be real sadistic, you can rub in extra deep whatever you did to make her cry - but it's generally at this point that you actually go to comfort her.
"Aw, I'm sorry darling" - followed by a hug, as she cries into your shoulder, trembling all over - but you know she's beginning to feel better.

Then gradually you convince her that whatever you did to upset her was justified, that she actually instigated it and that she was in the wrong, and you we're correct to make her cry.
But you tell her you forgive her for that and it's all cool, and gradually she begins to smile again.

Can't figure out why, but doing this makes me feel like such a big man.

Real men don't need to be sadistic, make a woman cry or "fock" with a woman's feelings in order to feel like a big man.

Thoie

MistyCheese wrote: »

Hmmm, it seems you piss women off and make them cry very regularly.

Perhaps it's you...

Didn't you read the OP? I'm pretty sure it was because of something I did.

liah

Yay, trolls.

..I hope.

Micky Dolenz

OP you've made me cry. Take your chauvinistic attitude elsewhere.