Wierd things you notice bout yourself,but no one else does

alwaysadub

My glasses always look crooked on me,cos i've one ear higher than the other. And i think it's a different size too.
I also have an astigmatism in one eye,so one eye is a bit of a different shape than the other.
I didn't realise bout either of these things till the optician pointed them out. Now obviously i notice them all the time. No one else has ever really noticed,or are too polite to mention it if they do, and play dumb if i mention it.

Anyone else got any weird little things wrong with them that aren't noticed till they're pointed out?

Yes i realise i'm not exactly painting myself in the best of light here,but surely i can't be the only one like this:pac:

bronte

I have a scar on my lip from falling off my bike years ago that not even boyfriends notice.

El Weirdo

bronte wrote: »

I have a scar on my lip from falling off my bike years ago that not even boyfriends notice.

Do you have big tits?

bronte

El Weirdo wrote: »

Do you have big tits?

C -cups?

Oh wait.....

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Well the obvious one is how good looking and itelligent I am

One I always notice, that pisses me off, is that sometimes there'll be something that really pisses me off about someone. And then I realise it's a personality trait that I have myself

Also, whe I meet people, if I like them right away I usually get to know them better and realise that they're a bit of a cock.
And people who I don't really like at first turn out to be pretty cool after all

And people tell me I'm a really good listener when I haven't listened to one stupid word they've said for over 5 minutes

SugarHigh

Sariah Drab Wisecrack wrote: »

Well the obvious one is how good looking and itelligent I am

One I always notice, that pisses me off, is that sometimes there'll be something that really pisses me off about someone. And then I realise it's a personality trait that I have myself

Also, whe I meet people, if I like them right away I usually get to know them better and realise that they're a bit of a cock.
And people who I don't really like at first turn out to be pretty cool after all

And people tell me I'm a really good listener when I haven't listened to one stupid word they've said for over 5 minutes

Massive +1 for all of this:D

Contessa Raven

I have really weird feet!

The baby toe on my right foot is smaller than the baby toe on my left. The toe next to my baby toe on my right foot is smaller than the same toe on the left.

I have alien toes! No-one ever notices. I've pointed it out to people before and then they're like "Oh yeah! That's weird!"

starbelgrade

I'm always surprised

Sharpshooter

Sariah Drab Wisecrack wrote: »

Well the obvious one is how good looking and itelligent I am

Intelligent?

I'll let you off on the good looking remark.:pac:

kjl

Sariah Drab Wisecrack wrote: »

Well the obvious one is how good looking and itelligent I am

So nobody else recognises you are good looking, doesn't that make you bad looking?

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Intelligent?

I'll let you off on the good looking remark.:pac:

kjl wrote: »

So nobody else recognises you are good looking, doesn't that make you bad looking?

Ah, this is typical of people not knowing when I'm being ironic :pac:

starbelgrade

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Intelligent?

I'll let you off on the good looking remark.:pac:

I've seen the porn moustache. As far as looks go, there's no going back from that!

Sharpshooter

Sariah Drab Wisecrack wrote: »

Ah, this is typical of people not knowing when I'm being ironic :pac:

kjl

Sariah Drab Wisecrack wrote: »

Ah, this is typical of people not knowing when I'm being ironic :pac:

I was just helping other people see it , tbh I though you post was good.

starbelgrade

Irony, you say? .... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4d/2008_Olympic_Torch_Relay_in_SF_-_Justin_Herman_Plaza_73.JPG/250px-2008_Olympic_Torch_Relay_in_SF_-_Justin_Herman_Plaza_73.JPG

Super-Rush

That i'm crying on the inside.

Sharpshooter

bronte wrote: »

I have a scar on my lip from falling off my bike years ago that not even boyfriends notice.

Doesn't it depend on the lips they are kissing though?
In fairness now!

alwaysadub

super-rush wrote: »

That i'm crying on the inside.

I knew i'd find someone wierder than me! :pac:

Cinful

Learning to shrink heads at university.

Super-Rush

alwaysadub wrote: »

I knew i'd find someone wierder than me! :pac:

There's always one.

Seloth

The fact I'm not an asshole hah.

People always say I have **** come backs,but in reality its because if I were to say a proper come back it would be quite truthful and hurtful and I dislike being mean so i jsut use a stupid one such as "So's your face" :pac:.

CrazyRabbit

alwaysadub wrote: »

My glasses always look crooked on me,cos i've one ear higher than the other. And i think it's a different size too.
I also have an astigmatism in one eye,so one eye is a bit of a different shape than the other.
I didn't realise bout either of these things till the optician pointed them out. Now obviously i notice them all the time. No one else has ever really noticed,or are too polite to mention it if they do, and play dumb if i mention it.

Anyone else got any wierd little things wrong with them that aren't noticed till they're pointed out?

Yes i realise i'm not exactly painting myself in the best of light here,but surely i can't be the only one like this:pac:

I'd suggest laser eye surgery & grow long hair to cover your ears.

For me....I have quite a few birthmarks. And I've a lot of small scars.

1 scar behind each ear (surgery when younger to fix hearing problem).
1 abdomen scar for appendectomy.
8 small scars from a car crash when I was 6 when I went through the windscreen. One of those scars is visible on my philtrum, but nobody has ever noticed it.
7 tiny/small scars from the surgical removal of premalignant melanoma.

bronte

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Doesn't it depend on the lips they are kissing though?
In fairness now!

:eek:

Deus Ex Machina

Very few people notice how stupid and ignorant I am. I don't even notice until I recall the things I said or did, and cringe briefly before realising I don't care.

GirlOfGlass

My hips are uneven. One side is bigger.
Annoys me so much!

Abrasax

My right index finger is 2 centimetres longer than my left one, due to having it chopped off and sewn back on again, handier for getting to those hard to reach places up my nose.

AckwelFoley

I have a varacus vein on my cock.

When i was a virgin i thought it was a problem.

Now i realise im ribbed for her pleasure

The_Kew_Tour

I have two toes joined together.

stupidusername

I've one lazy eye, and although I am very wary of it, I've been told it's barely noticeable. I also have one ear that sticks out further than the other. Apparently my father noticed this when I was a baby and tried to fix it by selotaping it to my head. Mammy wasn't too happy about that. I try not to wear my hair up as it can be seen then.

And in opposite-land, I have a scar just below my collar bone that everyone notices, but I always completely forget about (even had to check where it is to write about it).



Just thought of another one..... when I wear a bra I look fairly normal sized, maybe a little big, I'm not sure, but the weird thing is I'm almost completely flat without one. Though past boyfriends have not agreed. So I'm still confused as to who's right about that one.

DingosAteMyBaby

No-one notices when I misspell the word "weird"

alwaysadub

DingosAteMyBaby wrote: »

No-one notices when I misspell the word "weird"

Ah nuts!! I can't even edit the title!

stupidusername wrote: »

I've one lazy eye, and although I am very wary of it, I've been told it's barely noticeable. I also have one ear that sticks out further than the other. Apparently my father noticed this when I was a baby and tried to fix it by selotaping it to my head. Mammy wasn't too happy about that. I try not to wear my hair up as it can be seen then.

And in opposite-land, I have a scar just below my collar bone that everyone notices, but I always completely forget about (even had to check where it is to write about it).



Just thought of another one..... when I wear a bra I look fairly normal sized, maybe a little big, I'm not sure, but the weird thing is I'm almost completely flat without one. Though past boyfriends have not agreed. So I'm still confused as to who's right about that one.

:eek:

AnonoBoy

I went on a killing spree and told people about it but nobody seemed to notice. Perhaps it was all in my head.

Sincerely,

Patrick Bateman.

Funkytown

im a nice guy

Superbus

My fingers are bent.

storm2811

I've just discovered a formation of tiny bumps on my arm in the shape of a smiley face.


Hope it's not aids.

christina_x

both my baby fingers are bent at the tip
the toe beside my big toe is longer than my big toe
i have a birthmark beside my bellybutton that looks like a heart

fulhamfanincork

How I have no best friend.

Trackmedown

the day i first had a glass of captain morgans a tiny white dot appeared on my arm and has never left me since... so now i like to think of myself as some sort of pirate who will one day find out the reasoning behind the little white dot through an epiphany type of experience and until that day will wonder the seven seas (or the field behind my house which ever is more convienent)

but yeh like none of my friends have noticed!!!

cbyrd

I'm deaf in one ear but none of my friends notice cos they talk and i just reply 'yeah he's such a bollíx'.. still works...

reallyrose

I've a scar on my wrist from a work accident years ago. I'm convinced that strangers look at it and think "Look at the feckin' emo!"

But apparently it isn't that noticeable.

storm2811

reallyrose wrote: »

I've a scar on my wrist from a work accident years ago. I'm convinced that strangers look at it and think "Look at the feckin' emo!"

But apparently it isn't that noticeable.

Oh I have one aswell and think the same thing.:pac:

I was about 10 and was sharpening a knife(fcuk knows why!) and it slipped,thought I was going to die because my brother just told about this girl who got cut really bad in woodwork and some fella saved her life.:pac:

Wade in the Sea

I can flare my nostrils quickly like a rabbit.

LowOdour

i have a massive bulge in my crotch area...i notice it but nobody else (especially the ladies) seems to notice.

Krieg

I have uneven man tits
One is all beef and muscle, the other is saggy

And no, frequent masturbation is not the cause.... I hope

BumbleB

stupidusername wrote: »

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Just thought of another one..... when I wear a bra I look fairly normal sized, maybe a little big, I'm not sure, but the weird thing is I'm almost completely flat without one. Though past boyfriends have not agreed. So I'm still confused as to who's right about that one.

Can you see your feet?.

BUGS_DRUNNY

I notice when i'm not wearing my glasses.