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There's nothing better than.......

amdublin · 2010-06-19 18:37:45

.......drinking vodka in the shower. Beer works well too. Plastic cups mind! We don't want any accidents.

19-06-2010 6:37pm

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.......drinking vodka in the shower.

Beer works well too.

Plastic cups mind! We don't want any accidents.

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#2 19-06-2010 6:39pm

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Personally I would say there is nothing better than going to bed with a beautiful woman who you love.

You may want to look into AA.

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#3 19-06-2010 6:40pm

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Hank_Jones wrote: »

Personally I would say there is nothing better than going to bed with a beautiful woman who you love.

You may want to look into AA.

Why is his battery about to die?

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#4 19-06-2010 6:41pm

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dr.bollocko wrote: »

Why is his battery about to die?

Might be, if he has it in the shower...

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#5 19-06-2010 6:42pm

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Hank_Jones wrote: »

You may want to look into AA.

Meh

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#6 19-06-2010 6:42pm

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... a good flick

... through a vintage edition of Vogue.

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#7 19-06-2010 6:42pm

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dr.bollocko wrote: »

Why is his battery about to die?

Could be using triple A;)

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#8 19-06-2010 6:43pm

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Hank_Jones wrote: »

Personally I would say there is nothing better than going to bed with a beautiful woman who you love.

You may want to look into AA.

There's battery powered women now?

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#9 19-06-2010 6:44pm

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Doesn't the plastic cup fill up with water?

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#10 19-06-2010 6:46pm

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OutlawPete wrote: »

Doesn't the plastic cup fill up with water?

Nope. Not if you are an expert like me

Practice makes perfect folks. Practice makes perfect.

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#11 19-06-2010 6:46pm

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A shower that delivers vodka/beer rather than water would actually be even better...

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#12 19-06-2010 6:47pm

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can you not do without alcohol for the 5-10 minutes it takes to have a shower OP?

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#13 19-06-2010 6:49pm

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Dudess wrote: »

A shower that delivers vodka/beer rather than water would actually be even better...

Not to mention good at killing bacteria, well with vodka anyway

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#14 19-06-2010 6:49pm

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Now, are you sure that it's a shower? Are you sure it's not just some smelly old geezer pissing on you?

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#15 19-06-2010 6:49pm

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Dudess wrote: »

A shower that delivers vodka/beer rather than water would actually be even better...

Now you're thinking gurlfriend!!!

plein de force wrote: »

can you not do without alcohol for the 5-10 minutes it takes to have a shower OP?

A dry shower is under-rated

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#16 19-06-2010 6:52pm

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... sitting in a beer garden on a hot day with a cold beer. And a hot man

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#17 19-06-2010 6:53pm

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If you could have a tap in your house that could pump in a liquid of your choice what would you choose?

Beer would be good but I'm thinking magma or blood would be cooler...

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#18 19-06-2010 6:54pm

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Kold wrote: »

If you could have a tap in your house that could pump in a liquid of your choice what would you choose?

Beer would be good but I'm thinking magma or blood would be cooler...

Interesting!

Liquid gold and then I could make mini gold bars in my ice-cube maker.

Or vodka.

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#19 19-06-2010 6:55pm

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Kold wrote: »

If you could have a tap in your house that could pump in a liquid of your choice what would you choose?

Beer would be good but I'm thinking magma or blood would be cooler...

Dutch gold....

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#20 19-06-2010 6:55pm

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...than a danger ****

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#21 19-06-2010 7:01pm

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Kasteel Cru.
It's made from Champagne yeast.

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#22 19-06-2010 7:01pm

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A good oaty shite at circa 0930 when the brekkie has 'set in' and the gut has filled up nicely.

Think a nice walk at around 0830 , plenty of orange juice taken on, good pressure on the nipsy, hold her on the clutch for as long as you can then....

Up the stairs, walking on ducks, swivel ,drop the trunks, spool up up, apply pressure, and sedge a lobbage of thick viscous scatter into the pan, coating her in a fawn mist and midden of the consistency of wet cement..

Nothing beats that.... even good head:cool:

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#23 19-06-2010 7:03pm

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^^^^^^^ Ah jaysis.

Thanks for killing my thread

Anyhoo I'm off for a shower! Seeya now.

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#24 19-06-2010 7:04pm

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FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Think a nice walk at around 0830 ..

Tried that, doesn't work as well on the ole love handles as the real thing

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#25 19-06-2010 7:04pm

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There's nothing better than having a great time with family and friends.

or a ****e in the morning

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#26 19-06-2010 7:08pm

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FlutterinBantam wrote: »

A good oaty shite at circa 0930 when the brekkie has 'set in' and the gut has filled up nicely.

Think a nice walk at around 0830 , plenty of orange juice taken on, good pressure on the nipsy, hold her on the clutch for as long as you can then....

Up the stairs, walking on ducks, swivel ,drop the trunks, spool up up, apply pressure, and sedge a lobbage of thick viscous scatter into the pan, coating her in a fawn mist and midden of the consistency of wet cement.

Somebody going on about sh1t all the time would usually get old pretty quick, but in fairness, the language you use makes your posts quite enjoyable to read...

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#27 19-06-2010 7:19pm

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amdublin wrote: »

^^^^^^^ Ah jaysis.

Thanks for killing my thread

Anyhoo I'm off for a shower! Seeya now.

You mean you are off to the bar, don't you?

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#28 19-06-2010 7:22pm

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All things taken in balance, nothing has brought me more joy than music.

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#29 19-06-2010 7:23pm

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there's nothing better than posting in the Telly forum by mistake.

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#30 19-06-2010 7:24pm

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Dudess wrote: »

Somebody going on about sh1t all the time would usually get old pretty quick, but in fairness, the language you use makes your posts quite enjoyable to read...

Dead right there, Dudess.

For some reason, I find a sense of liberation when describing the activities in the small rooms.Sets one free.

I find it a bit of a challenge to articulate the nuances of the lavatorial activities, and would agree that perhaps people would feel I am a a 'one trick pony' ,but I am encouraged by some posters view, that my descriptions of the functions may have some literary quality.

Thank you for that, and I appreciate the fairness of your critique:cool:

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#31 19-06-2010 7:25pm

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A pint of Bulmers with loads of ice after spending hours mowing the bloody lawn in the sun.

Bliss.

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#32 19-06-2010 7:43pm

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Caoimhín wrote: »

A pint of Bulmers with loads of ice after spending hours mowing the bloody lawn in the sun.

Bliss.

You sound all sweaty, why don't you take your bulmers to the shower?!

In a plastic cup tho - don't want to have any nasty accidents

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#33 19-06-2010 7:47pm

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..

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#34 19-06-2010 7:49pm

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I think the OP has introduced us all to a new trend!

I am in support of vodka in the shower!

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#35 19-06-2010 7:52pm

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A long drive on a sunny day and lovingly glance over at your girlfriend as she wipes cum from her chin

^^^^^ my reply to a similar thread,also the ice cold bulmers in the garden after a hard days graft,cant beat it

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#36 19-06-2010 7:58pm

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Coming home to find a steak dinner on the table and a freezer full of beer and football on the telly.

[this happened today]

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#37 19-06-2010 8:03pm

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I had a can of ice cold Bulmers in a hot shower once when I was i a rush to go out. Surprisingly now water got in the can. I felt like my own personal hero!

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#38 19-06-2010 8:07pm

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LaughOrDie wrote: »

I had a can of ice cold Bulmers in a hot shower once when I was i a rush to go out. Surprisingly now water got in the can. I felt like my own personal hero!

thats nice

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#39 19-06-2010 8:14pm

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FearDark wrote: »

Coming home to find a steak dinner on the table and a freezer full of beer and football on the telly.

[this happened today]

I came home today to find that some stranger had entered my house, ate my steak dinner & drank most of my cans.

:mad:

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#40 19-06-2010 8:17pm

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starbelgrade wrote: »

I came home today to find that some stranger had entered my house, ate my steak dinner & drank most of my cans.

:mad:

But did they take a shower?

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#41 19-06-2010 8:24pm

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FlutterinBantam wrote: »

A good oaty shite at circa 0930 when the brekkie has 'set in' and the gut has filled up nicely.

Think a nice walk at around 0830 , plenty of orange juice taken on, good pressure on the nipsy, hold her on the clutch for as long as you can then....

Up the stairs, walking on ducks, swivel ,drop the trunks, spool up up, apply pressure, and sedge a lobbage of thick viscous scatter into the pan, coating her in a fawn mist and midden of the consistency of wet cement..

Nothing beats that.... even good head:cool:

Naysayers be damned, you are a true artist; a stalwart of sphinctorial eloquence

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#42 19-06-2010 11:15pm

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efla wrote: »

Naysayers be damned, you are a true artist; a stalwart of sphinctorial eloquence

ya he's an artist all right,full of siht

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#43 19-06-2010 11:54pm

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mink_man wrote: »

...than a successful danger ****

FYP:)

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#44 19-06-2010 11:57pm

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amdublin wrote: »

.......drinking vodka in the shower.

Beer works well too.

Plastic cups mind! We don't want any accidents.

there's always drinking vodka in the bath, care to not get too drunk in there. wish I had a bath in this house

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#45 20-06-2010 12:01am

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Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

there's always drinking vodka in the bath, care to not get too drunk in there. wish I had a bath in this house

Dr Blue prescribes nightly hot tubs with friendly company for patient Tar.

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#46 20-06-2010 12:12am

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Dudess wrote: »

... a good flick

... through a vintage edition of Vogue.

... whilst having a good flick. (?)

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#47 20-06-2010 12:15am

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cruiser178 wrote: »

and lovingly glance over at your girlfriend as she wipes cum from her chin

Oh yeah, sorry about that.

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#48 20-06-2010 1:24am

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Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Dr Blue prescribes nightly hot tubs with friendly company for patient Tar.

When ya visiting me, and bring a bath! heh
this is my first house without one, bah

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#49 20-06-2010 3:00am

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OutlawPete wrote: »

Doesn't the plastic cup fill up with water?

'E doesn't have the water turned on

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#50 20-06-2010 5:33am

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