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A load of balls tbh ...

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  • 17-06-2010 8:20pm
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    mr.bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭


    I cheated in Biology today. I looked at me willy in the bathroom to get the answers for the male reproductive question;)


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    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    mr.bones wrote: »
    I cheated in Biology today. I looked at me willy in the bathroom to get the answers for the male reproductive question;)

    very apt username.

    Shocked that you didn't know what your penis looked like already.


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    ChiefBrody
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭ChiefBrody


    mr.bones wrote: »
    I cheated in Biology today. I looked at me willy in the bathroom to get the answers for the male reproductive question;)

    Better hope they don't deduct marks for unrealistic proportions. With your big massive balls.:D


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    mr.bones wrote: »
    I cheated in Biology today. I looked at me willy in the bathroom to get the answers for the male reproductive question;)
    Hopefully you scaled any diagrams up a bit so that the examiner would be able to see them!

    Try to scale up the value of your contributions from now on as well!
    ChiefBrody wrote: »
    Better hope they don't deduct marks for unrealistic proportions. With your big massive balls.:D
    Don't encourage him ffs!

    And I won't even ask how you are so intimately acquainted with the articles in question!!


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    mr.bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭mr.bones


    ChiefBrody wrote: »
    Better hope they don't deduct marks for unrealistic proportions. With your big massive balls.:D

    Its grand, although both my Sperm ducts and Testes are exposed because I have no Scrotum...:confused:


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    ChiefBrody
    Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭ChiefBrody


    mr.bones wrote: »
    Its grand, although both my Sperm ducts and Testes are exposed because I have no Scrotum...:confused:

    I tried to cheat too but I couldn't see the labels i left on the different glands through all the blood so I think I might have mixed them up :(


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Moved from LC

    Nesters, mr.bones and ChiefBrody seem to be obsessed with the size of each others balls ... I'm sure you can help them explore this fascination and come to the only logical conclusion! ;)


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    Solitaire
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    Sure Randy! :D


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    #9
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Kentuky Fried Chicken is actually good for you


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Something something low marks, tiny penis. Laugh nao plz


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Matt Holck wrote: »
    Kentuky Fried Chicken is actually good for you
    Never change, Matt!!! :D
    Sarky wrote: »
    Something something low marks, tiny penis. Laugh nao plz
    Sarky, you've either had too much Scotch or not enough!!

    D- Can do better!!


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    Overature
    Registered Users Posts: 908 ✭✭✭Overature


    to be honest cheating in the LC does not do you justice, say you get 600 points from cheating, then you get into a really high course that you have ability to do then your ****ed


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    #13
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Nah, cheat away. Everyone does it, you'll look better, and it's EASIER.


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    Fago!
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    Also it'll make female lemurs want to have sex with you!


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    sNarah
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    Oh cool.


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    #16
    Deki
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    So in future all cheats will be recognized by the troops of female lemurs following them about. Keeping an eye out for that.


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    sNarah
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    How was that not a dead giveaway before I wonder.


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    RolandIRL
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    i think people were mistaking them for males, and male lemurs following you means you're a sex god/dess.

    how did you not get that? :confused:


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    sNarah
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    Oh that explains why Tar...

    Nevermind.


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    elchupanebrey
    Registered Users Posts: 477 ✭✭elchupanebrey


    mr.bones wrote: »
    I cheated in Biology today. I looked at me willy in the bathroom to get the answers for the male reproductive question;)

    I thought you had notes scribbled on there or something, shorthand of course.


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    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    elchupanebrey wrote: »
    I thought you had notes scribbled on there or something, shorthand of course.
    well, depending on his size, he could have written a whole essay :D


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    Sarky
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    He'd have had to dissect it though to get all the detail though. That's hardcore.


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    #23
    RolandIRL
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    he also shagged some bird in the bathroom to see how reproductive organs worked. she's doing her leaving next year, so she'll be able to use "giving birth" as her biology project. UNLESS it's a mutant baby, in which case she'll become a mommy-mutant and have to take it to all the meetings.


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    Sarky
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    ... You leaving cert kids need to get out more.


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    #25
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Bunch of cheating n'er-do-wells! Kids these days... Why can't they take after our fine, upstanding government?


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Well, they seem to be aiming for the upstanding bit all right ... >_>


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    [Deleted User]
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    The OP could have smuggled in an entire essay if he had nuts like these. :eek::eek::eek:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq3ElUjq30Y


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    #28
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    al_pacino.jpg

    "You gotta some setta balls, walkin' around in fronna me like-a dat."


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    #29
    joes girls
    Registered Users Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    The only balls that are any good!!!
    6a00d83451cbb069e20120a6f0dca2970b-800wi


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    #30
    [Deleted User]
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    This one's even better ;)

    Hope to see a couple like this later! :)

    article-1166496-0439A5F4000005DC-604_468x286.jpg


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