Deki wants a Tin Foil Hat

sNarah

Ghost Train

biko

Tabnabs

I did good!

Deki

Yes, Yes you did. A style for every occasion.


I'm favoring the one with tassels

Hank_Jones

joes girls

Play it safe Deki, wear tin foil everywhere!!!!

Fago!

Fin toil.

redeight

I don't think a hat will be enough.



There, now I'll be safe from the bad things that they have been trying to inject into my computer.

Curses! foiled again!

Deki

Matt Holck

chewing tin foil is like chewing electricity

Deki

Does it flash in the dark like wintergreen lifesavers ?:)

Matt Holck

I don't think so

Lust4Life

the content of this thread is being blocked due to the powerful strength of my own foil hat.

Capt'n Midnight

"Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use."

See an empirical study done by MIT - http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

For all helmets, we noticed a 30 db amplification at 2.6 Ghz and a 20 db amplification at 1.2 Ghz, regardless of the position of the antenna on the cranium. In addition, all helmets exhibited a marked 20 db attenuation at around 1.5 Ghz, with no significant attenuation beyond 10 db anywhere else.

30dB at 2.6GHz is huge.

I used to get wifi from 8Km away with a combination of 13dB and 20dB antennas at each end, and since the government can afford really big antennas you can bet they don't need to be as close as 8Km

Capt'n Midnight

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

"Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use."

See an empirical study done by MIT - http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

30dB at 2.6GHz is huge.

I used to get wifi from 8Km away with a combination of 13dB and 20dB antennas at each end, and since the government can afford really big antennas you can bet they don't need to be as close as 8Km

Just don't wear one when you're microwaving your dinner! :eek:

bluecatmorgana

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

"Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use."

See an empirical study done by MIT - http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

30dB at 2.6GHz is huge.

I used to get wifi from 8Km away with a combination of 13dB and 20dB antennas at each end, and since the government can afford really big antennas you can bet they don't need to be as close as 8Km

Back to AH with your fancy "facts" and figures

Capt'n Midnight

bluecatmorgana wrote: »

Back to AH with your fancy "facts" and figures

* rotates dish to designated target *
Whirrrrrrr, Clunk

* calibrates resonant frequency of bluecatmorgana *

* unflicks safety switch on big red switch *

"soon my pretty, soon, muhaha muhaha"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--kuqZP-sys

Better than blasting with resonating beams of high energy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKqebpW1OMM

Sarky

Fago!

Imagination

RolandIRL

deki's not the only one wanting a tin hat. Fago! stole mine. give it back, you meanie

Deki

No fighting with Fago. You just take this one, and stop fussing.


Remember always to wear it shiny side out.

Capt'n Midnight