Cirque du Soleil - can i take the little one?

kosmo

I would really like to go to the Cirque Du Soleil, in July, But i was wondering if it is suitable for a two year old.
or are there kids areas, where they can play while you try to enjoy the show?
in my case is not the case on my little one sitting in my lap and watching the show because she is hiperactive.
have you been to this show before?
are there young children?

thanks in advance.

K

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What?

pickarooney

Personally, I wouldn't expose my kids to such high levels of pretentiousness at that age.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPQHHP7dfjU

4zn76tysfajdxp

Get a babysitter, you have a month to prepare ffs.

WindSock

Your kid won't enjoy it, you won't enjoy it with your kid there and neither will the people sitting next to you. Get a babysitter.

Wazdakka

If I were you, I'd take the opportunity to try and sell your child to the circus.

They are always on the lookout for fresh talent, and after the kid's gone you can go back to the way your life used to be in your early twenties.
Parties, drinking, orgies, all of the things you have been robbed of over the last two years..

Also, you should be rolling in cash..
Those cirque fellas have deep pockets..

ItsAWindUp

When I saw the thread title, I thought you meant could you take a midget from the circus:P

Yawns

You want to bring a hyperactive child to a show that adults sitting around you paid tickets for to watch something in peace?

phill106

I have been on boards too long!

Anyone else think from the thread title there was a small cute women in Cirque Du Soleil, and the OP wanted to do naughty things to them, or was that just me?

Yawns

Just you

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Have been, have seen small kids, but they generally sat still and watched.

Only you know your little one: will she sit through two 45-min performances? There was an intermission, but no real facilities for kids outside of the show itself.

Oink

phill106 wrote: »

I have been on boards too long!

Anyone else think from the thread title there was a small cute women in Cirque Du Soleil, and the OP wanted to do naughty things to them, or was that just me?

*cough*

Uuuh... noooooo....

Darksaga87

I wanna see the freaks! *cries*

orourkeda

WindSock wrote: »

Your kid won't enjoy it, you won't enjoy it with your kid there and neither will the people sitting next to you. Get a babysitter.

Superb advice

fakearms123

Unless you want your child to be exposed to sweaty homoerotic movements by women dressed as men, men dressed as peacocks and peacocks dressed as 1930's taxi drivers while a rainbox sh*ts in your eyes and after the experience you feel a mild sense of shame and rough sense that someone has touched you in regions that usually chaff then I would recommend you go see the soon to be nominated epic drama Tooth Fairy ...

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Yawns wrote: »

You want to bring a hyperactive child to a show ...

No, no, no - OP clearly said Hiperactive - no doubt referring to the contortionist skills that the child displays when dislocating it's own hip in order to escape from the play pen and steal the panda chocolate spread.

fakearms123

fakearms123 wrote: »

Unless you want your child to be exposed to sweaty homoerotic movements by women dressed as men, men dressed as peacocks and peacocks dressed as 1930's taxi drivers while a rainbox sh*ts in your eyes and after the experience you feel a mild sense of shame and rough sense that someone has touched you in regions that usually chaff then I would recommend you go see the soon to be nominated epic drama Tooth Fairy ...

Booo Yeah!! fakearms123 you are on a role!

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fakearms123 wrote: »

Booo Yeah!! fakearms123 you are on a role!

Psssssst, you forgot to log in under your second account for that post;)

Elessar

Don't bring your hyperactive child anywhere. Thanks.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

fakearms123 wrote: »

Booo Yeah!! fakearms123 you are on a role!

By Kerry standards, yes, I supose that was quiet humorous and insighful.

fakearms123

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

By Kerry standards, yes, I supose that was quiet humorous and insighful.

I am however born and raised in Dublin, I have lived in Kerry for a few years now but Dublin is probably were my humour came from, in Kerry they are usually satisfied with laughing at a man riding a donkey backwards through the town, that still would be funny by my standards though

4zn76tysfajdxp

Kerryman jokes? Really? Jesus.

Yawns

What has AH comes to? Someone from Kerry with a sense of humour!

Pics or GTFO

fakearms123

Sydney Ancient Hog wrote: »

Kerryman jokes? Really? Jesus.

calm yourself love!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

fakearms123 wrote: »

I am however born and raised in Dublin, I have lived in Kerry for a few years now but Dublin is probably were my humour came from, in Kerry they are usually satisfied with laughing at a man riding a donkey backwards through the town, that still would be funny by my standards though

Oh wel then - it's ****ing genius by Dublin standards.

stovelid

pickarooney wrote: »

Personally, I wouldn't expose my kids to such high levels of pretentiousness at that age.

Agreed.

Next thing you know, your toddler will be saying that your wines are dull and opining that his dinner is "crying out for a smidgen of ginger".