If you were an alcoholic beverage what would you be?

Miss Fluff

A robust red wine perhaps? Strong and dependable, does what it says on the tin?

Or a giddy little babysham perhaps? Full of surprises but not with much substance..?

questionmark?

Lech - tastes good smells good looks good

Mahatma coat

I'd be that wonderful Tropical Tipple

Methylated spirits and PineappleJuice :eek:

an acquired taste that will probably kill you, but jayusus does it fvck you up right good

starbelgrade

Poitin. Full of alcohol & made from spuds.

SarahBeep!

A pint of cider coz I'm....bubbley =D

wonderfulname

A screaming multiple orgasm, for no particular reason beyond the name.

PhysiologyRocks

I see myself as more cup of tea than alcoholic beverage.

JONJO THE MISER

Long Island Ice Tea:cool:

Fizman

A whales vagina.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Pink Champagne. Cheesey as hell and liked in the 80's

Tar.Aldarion

Banana Daiquiri, man or woman

TheKells

Inside a lot more women than I currently am

Sharpshooter

Miss Fluff wrote: »

A robust red wine perhaps? Strong and dependable, does what it says on the tin?

Or a giddy little babysham perhaps? Full of surprises but not with much substance..?

starbelgrade wrote: »

Poitin. Full of alcohol & made from spuds.

I'd be the giddy little babysham poured into the poitin because you will need me the next day.

Poitin is 100% proof.:eek:

minister poxbottle

gave up drinking last night, turned out i was pissed as a judge i mean a lord

Redzer7

WKD because i'm fcuking Wicked man.

donmeister

Redzer7 wrote: »

WKD because i'm fcuking Wicked man.

No, its cause your ghey

Redzer7

donmeister wrote: »

No, its cause your ghey

Ah so your too stonch for that are ya? You can be strongbow then :rolleyes:.

vicecreamsundae

crabbies alcoholic ginger beer. a modern take on a true classic, a bit kitcsh, a bit childish and altogether delicious.

or maybe i'm just saying that cos i like it.

cleremy jarkson

A bottle of stella.

I'm cheap as fcuk, rarely found in a pub and I also cause people to become angry with their stupid lives.

Patri

I'd have to go with a bottle of Micky Finn's

dibirish

I would be a pint of guinness . Once you get through my thick head you find I have very little substance .

El Weirdo

Miss Fluff wrote: »

A robust red wine perhaps? Strong and dependable, does what it says on the tin?

What sort of cheap-ass wine comes in a tin?

Pdfile

vodka... cause im the only drink Young ones Want....

ElaElaElano

West Coast Cooler.

Bigs itself up, well presented...but cheap, little or no substance- a massive disappointment.

I should be posting this in PI tbh.

Tiny Explosions

Vodka in Jelly cause after a few, me legs go all wobbly!!:(

DazMarz

A crisp refreshing white wine; looks good, smells good and has plenty of substance and strength.

stovelid

A pint of Stella: bubbly, crass, and mainstream.

Unique User Name

I'd be Carlsberg because I'm probably the best guy in the world

AskMyChocolate

Given the fact that this is AH I'd be nervous.

Lando Griffin

It would have to be something mature, cool, sophisticated and with an eye for the ladies who could cushion their dreams in the knowledge that every word would be digested. It would carry great earthly knowledge and unrivalled charm, it would have to be generous and thoughtful something like Vodka and Red Bull.

phill106

Id be jack daniels and coke!
Originally found only in america, now all over
Not for connoisseurs
Cheap!

PeterIanStaker

I'd be champagne - not particularly liked, but always drunk on special occasions.

Korvanica

an absentini .... easy to drink, quite potent...

Hasmunch

Bulmers Pear Cider

Because i irritate people and i'm full of sh*t

Parsley

a big mad bottle of absynthe.

that or beamish.

Swarlez

Stella..... because im angry

Captain Darling

Nob Creek.

AnonoBoy

...I'd be unable to reply to this thread due to being a liquid.

Brava

A blow-job. Nyom!

fakearms123

i'd be scotch on the rocks, at the start of the night your impression of me would be something of class, wisedom and social importance but as the ice melts away, or in otherwords my coolness fades and it become late in the night I become a hairy, hate filled racist, drool spilling from my mouth, my shirt ripped half open, shouting horrible racism on the bus. Imagine a sean connery type slowing transforming into a mel gibson .