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Getting the sh*ts at inconvenient times

  • 13-06-2010 1:51am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭


    Ever get a bad case of the runs at the worst possible time and place?

    I was at oxegen last year and decided to get some dodgy curry chips. I was starving all day so i horsed them all into me without a bother. Curry chips with bulmers is a bad combination. I was in the pit during razorlight and as the gig went on i could feel my stomach going haywire. I knew a bad sh*t was brewing and i had to get to a portaloo fast. Trying to push through a crowd with a ticking time bowel that could go off at any second was one of the worst things i ever had to endure. I had to run to the portaloo site it was that bad and luckily for me there was no queue. So straight into the toilet i went, took a big watery ****e and yes, you guessed it, no toilet paper. My ass was a mess so i went macgyver and used my socks as a substitute for bog roll(i was pretty drunk and it seemed to be my only option). I had a spare pair in my tent so it was all good.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Thank you for sharing that. It was just what I needed to read before I went to bed.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,996 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    In before Flutt!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Bulmers & Curry = Rookie mistake.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 134 ✭✭rob88


    Bonito wrote: »
    Bulmers = Rookie mistake.

    fyp


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    In before Flutt!

    I actually got in before Flutt.:eek:

    No toilet threads, OP.


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