Dirty dutch

skipz

Just checked out Chuckie's "king of dirty dutch" Radio1 essential mix for this week. Check it out 10/10.;)

electrogrimey

I can't stand dutch house. I completely dismiss any DJ who is still playing the likes of Stickin' and Moombah.

seannash

totally agree.


i dont call it music.its the lowest form of dance music around.

i used to like afrojack but hes seriouslty taking the piss with his prodcutions now.

an obnoxious lead synth that pitch shifts all over the pace on top of a marching beat looped for 2 hours

you should be ashamed

Zascar

Huh? Links/youtube?

electrogrimey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3jj2wq76Sk

This tune is pretty standard dutch house, and it's been rinsed to death.

Basically all of dutch house over the last 2 years has just been a bad imitation of Major Lazer - Pon De Floor, and Afrojack is the worst for it, apart from Pacha On Acid, all his tunes recently have sounded exactly the same.

skipz

mmmh... jumping to conclusions are we?
Would it be shameful to listen to this,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn4BbEPTCZc

This,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BK24nc9VWc

maybe this,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCxgwjHM1VY

Or this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=famc50JS79M

He may make s**t tracks are chuckie, but i still give this set a 10/10:D

skipz

I love shameful music me

jtsuited

How the feck have I never heard this term 'Dutch house'?

Zascar

You're obviously not one of the cool kids Jeff

jtsuited

my mom says i'm cool

stoneruile

I'm partial to a bit of shame myself. Is there anywhere i can get a scarlet glowstick so that everyone knows not to associate with me?

skipz

Hey, you can have a lend of mine if you want? just dont lose it though;)

IrishOlly

That SonicC track linked above is literally one of the worst tracks I've ever heard. All that Afrojack stuff is complete shiite aswell. How people listen to this moronic stuff is beyond me.

skipz

I think we are getting carried away here, i just thought id like to let people know that the chuckie essential mix (tech/pro house & techno and none of this dutch house s**t) was worth a listen.
Its mad how people can just be tunnel visioned:eek: be seeing a word, ie dutch, and go off track. That dutch house is rubbish, the chuckie mix has no rubbish!

jimi_t2

skipz wrote: »

I think we are getting carried away here, i just thought id like to let people know that the chuckie essential mix (tech/pro house & techno and none of this dutch house s**t) was worth a listen.
Its mad how people can just be tunnel visioned:eek: be seeing a word, ie dutch, and go off track. That dutch house is rubbish, the chuckie mix has no rubbish!

Well no, but describing it as

Chuckie's "king of dirty dutch" Radio1 essential mix

rings a few alarm bells in fairness. Some top quality stuff there though.

seannash

just like to say i did listen to(well flicked through the songs)

yep not typical dutch house but its ****eyour entitled to your opinion

Diego Smartly

Ah some this is can be alright in small doses.

I remember seein Grove Armada and they played a couple of similar tracks that went down a treat; think one was Pon de Floor.

jonnny68

Never heard of this before, the Dutch are usually fairly clued up when it comes to House,Defected put on a big marquee at the Dance Valley festival with DJ's like Sneak and ATFC,etc and it looks brilliant and it's packed too, I've been to Escape before in the dam and it was quaity house in 1 of the rooms, like anywhere you;ll get good and bad.

johnnyjb

seannash wrote: »

i used to like afrojack but hes seriouslty taking the piss with his prodcutions now.

an obnoxious lead synth that pitch shifts all over the pace on top of a marching beat looped for 2 hours

Whoa there, sorry that it aint musical genius. This is not a hardcore forum and every one likes diff stuff. I like dutch stuff but know it aint the bees knees. Its some thing to bop your head to in the car.

Stop trying to baffle people that arent into production. I understand what you said though.

seannash

jonnny68 wrote: »

Never heard of this before, the Dutch are usually fairly clued up when it comes to House,Defected put on a big marquee at the Dance Valley festival with DJ's like Sneak and ATFC,etc and it looks brilliant and it's packed too, I've been to Escape before in the dam and it was quaity house in 1 of the rooms, like anywhere you;ll get good and bad.

its not really like that johnny.

its just a style of what id losely call music that every ****er with a pitch bend knob in there DAW makes it.

nothing about the dutch really.probably got the name because some dutch producers first made it.

seannash

johnnyjb wrote: »

Whoa there, sorry that it aint musical genius. This is not a hardcore forum and every one likes diff stuff. I like dutch stuff but know it aint the bees knees. Its some thing to bop your head to in the car.

Stop trying to baffle people that arent into production. I understand what you said though.

im not baffling people.everyone knows what a lead guitar is so every dj knows what a lead synth is.

and everyone knows what a marching drum line is too.

yes we all have different opinions,shouldnt we be allowed voice them?

am i not allow say its ****?

johnnyjb

seannash wrote: »

am i not allow say its ****?

NO

seannash

johnnyjb wrote: »

NO

okay then


dutch house is the bestest

johnnyjb

seannash wrote: »

okay then


dutch house is the bestest

Im glad i was able to change your mind and have control over ya

If i could only find that fat lump Brian Cowen i might be able to sort all this ****e out

Zascar

There are some odd exceptions, but from my experience Dutch people are generally bell ends