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Man, I can't even look at my receptionist without getting a boner..

  • 12-06-2010 12:33pm
    #1
    Jake LeMotta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭


    Damn. One of the receptionists at work - for some reason I never noticed her up until about a week ago, when she gave the "fock me" eyes.

    Since then, every time I talk to her she's been playing it cooler than a card shark.

    And for some reason, every time I'm in ear shot, she does be making noises like, "Oooooh - Uuuhh - Goodness!".

    It got to the stage where I can't even pass by the reception desk without feeling a sudden reddening of my cheeks and an uncomfortable stiffening in my pants.


Comments

  • #2
    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    nice


  • #3
    Jake LeMotta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭Jake LeMotta


    Nicccce


  • #4
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Have you just discovered women or something?


  • #5
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    In before the OP's a munter and it's all in his head.


  • #6
    Darksaga87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY


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  • #7
    Armin_Tamzarian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    Damn. One of the receptionists at work - for some reason I never noticed her up until about a week ago, when she gave the "fock me" eyes.
    .

    The two of ye should get a room OP.
    Preferably one with no internet access.


  • #8
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Pics or GTFO!!!


  • #9
    Tails142
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,119 ✭✭✭Tails142


    mandatory pics or gtfo


  • #10
    Darksaga87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    Show us your boner.


  • #11
    4chan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭4chan


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    It got to the stage where I can't even pass by the reception desk without feeling a sudden reddening of my cheeks and an uncomfortable stiffening in my pants.

    You obviously don't fap enough.

    Learn to use your coffee breaks to their full advantage and your problem will go away ;).


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  • #12
    Curlz24
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 111 ✭✭Curlz24


    Pics or it didnt happen


  • #13
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    she wants a raise...... so shes giving you one.


  • #14
    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    fonecrusher1 wrote: »
    Have you just discovered women or something?

    OH MY GOD WHAT A ZING! YOU REALLY LOOK SO SUPER MATURE COMPARED TO THE ORIGINAL POSTER NOW!!!!! HEY LADIES, I HEAR THIS ZINGER IS SPICEY AND SINGLE AND JUDGING BY THAT QUIPPY BRILLIANT REMARK YOU'LL BE LAUGHING ALL NIGHT AS WELL AS HAVING MATURE ADULT CONVERSATION


  • #15
    waraf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭waraf


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    ....she gave the "fock me" eyes.

    That'll never stand up in court ;)


  • #16
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    she does be making noises like

    She probably has a thing for bogmen.


  • #17
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    OP's posting history is interesting.. and a little creepy


  • #18
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    My name is URL wrote: »
    OP's posting history is interesting.. and a little creepy

    He's make a good criminal in Law and Order SVU.


  • #19
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    My name is URL wrote: »
    OP's posting history is interesting.. and a little creepy

    I'll just come out & say it...he's a perv that can't spell & uses silly stupid slang.

    He kinda reminds me of Ross O' Carroll Kelly thinking that every woman is 'hawt' for him & wants to 'fock' him.


  • #20
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    My name is URL wrote: »
    OP's posting history is interesting.. and a little creepy

    I take exception to the designation "a little"


  • #21
    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    all this is further proof to my theory of a big mass of idiots who post on AH with no understanding of humour at all


    YES YOU. YOU ARE AN IDIOT.


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Have you tried hitting her?


  • #23
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Our receptionist is 6ft 2, balding and is called "Roger"

    T'aint right. :(


  • #24
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Jazzy wrote: »
    all this is further proof to my theory of a big mass of idiots who post on AH with no understanding of humour at all


    YES YOU. YOU ARE AN IDIOT.

    have you EVER considered the possibility we all 'understand humour'..it's just that well...you're not fúcking funny.


  • #25
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Agricola wrote: »
    Our receptionist is 6ft 2, balding and is called "Roger"

    T'aint right. :(

    Is she pretty?


  • #26
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Is she a knock out?


  • #27
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Agricola wrote: »
    Our receptionist is 6ft 2, balding and is called "Roger"

    T'aint right. :(

    Have you rodgered Rodger?


  • #28
    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    SV wrote: »
    have you EVER considered the possibility we all 'understand humour'..it's just that well...you're not fúcking funny.

    nope. never crossed my mind. and yeah, im pretty convinced that 90% of after hours posters dont understand dick all about anything


  • #29
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Agricola wrote: »
    Our receptionist is 6ft 2, balding and is called "Roger"

    T'aint right. :(

    That's not right alright! :mad: It's the little things, like having a hot receptionist, that makes working life bareable for most people. If I owned that company my first act would be to "Welease Woger" *ahem* release Roger.


  • #30
    Mr Cawley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 314 ✭✭Mr Cawley


    Jazzy wrote: »
    OH MY GOD WHAT A ZING! YOU REALLY LOOK SO SUPER MATURE COMPARED TO THE ORIGINAL POSTER NOW!!!!! HEY LADIES, I HEAR THIS ZINGER IS SPICEY AND SINGLE AND JUDGING BY THAT QUIPPY BRILLIANT REMARK YOU'LL BE LAUGHING ALL NIGHT AS WELL AS HAVING MATURE ADULT CONVERSATION

    Super ha


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  • #31
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Jake LeMotta wrote: »
    Damn. One of the receptionists at work - for some reason I never noticed her up until about a week ago, when she gave the "fock me off" eyes.

    :)


  • #32
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Jazzy wrote: »
    nope. never crossed my mind. and yeah, im pretty convinced that 90% of after hours posters dont understand dick all about anything

    You could always offer an extra service, interpreting posts for the extra thick.


    Then we can all tell you whether you're right, or not.:P


  • #33
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Jazzy wrote: »
    OH MY GOD WHAT A ZING! YOU REALLY LOOK SO SUPER MATURE COMPARED TO THE ORIGINAL POSTER NOW!!!!! HEY LADIES, I HEAR THIS ZINGER IS SPICEY AND SINGLE AND JUDGING BY THAT QUIPPY BRILLIANT REMARK YOU'LL BE LAUGHING ALL NIGHT AS WELL AS HAVING MATURE ADULT CONVERSATION

    Class.

    I thought you only did these spastic "tongue-in-cheek" rants over on the soccer forum.

    Branching out, no doubt.


  • #34
    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    You could always offer an extra service, interpreting posts for the extra thick.


    Then we can all tell you whether you're right, or not.:P

    but but but... im always right! :p
    stovelid wrote: »
    Class.

    I thought you only did these spastic "tongue-in-cheek" rants over on the soccer forum.

    Branching out, no doubt.

    sure i hear your part of another clique now. except this one is on boards. seems like both of us are branching out :pac:


  • #35
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    just ask her can you bash her back doors in :)


  • #36
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Jazzy wrote: »
    sure i hear your part of another clique now except this one is on boards

    As long as you're not in it, I don't care where it is?


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  • #37
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    My name is URL wrote: »
    OP's posting history is interesting.. and a little creepy

    Oh yeah - this is the self confessed "playa" who was giving the advice on how cute chicks are the easiest to bed. Yet he gets a semi when he passes by a girl in work.

    Player, my ass.


  • #38
    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    stovelid wrote: »
    As long as you're not in it, I don't care where it is?

    f**k it. ill just read all your posts in it later today :)


  • #39
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Jazzy wrote: »
    f**k it. ill just read all your posts in it later today :)

    .


  • #40
    fizzynicenice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 466 ✭✭fizzynicenice


    My name is URL wrote: »
    OP's posting history is interesting.. and a little creepy

    Jesus. Makes for some very disturbing reading.


  • #41
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    How did this thread turn into a bitch-fight?


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  • #42
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    brummytom wrote: »
    How did this thread turn into a bitch-fight?

    A bitch appeared?


  • #43
    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    stovelid wrote: »
    A bitch appeared?

    2 to tango


  • #44
    Shane732
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,998 ✭✭✭Shane732


    Your head (if you actually have one) and your fingers...


  • #45
    Jazzy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    Shane732 wrote: »
    Your head (if you actually have one) and your fingers...

    and theres the proof


  • #46
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Bitchfest over.


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