How long has it been since you had a Shift??

LoanShark

I'm married and have been with my other half for nearly eight years (Married 4 months) But I was just thinking about when I used to go to discos and get a girl and go for a shift or a 'wear' as you would hear in Dublin...

Nowadays its all about making Love and Holding and Cuddleing and os course S-E-X..(Dont get me wrong I enjoy some of this,I'm sure you can guess)

But I miss the days of going round the back of the night club OR on the occasional night finding the darkest corner and shifting a girl..It was probably more the fun in (a)Getting a tug (b)Feeling a pair of Boobies (c)The chance of getting caught.. (d) All Three...

I reckon it has been at least 6 or more years since we went and had a proper shift...

Fukuyama

Only married four months and he misses the single life....:rolleyes:

Tefral

Id say any boardsies that freqent coppers regularly will be saying "only last night"

I remember underage discos as a teenager, they were the job, they would put Hugh Hefners playboy mansion to shame.

Xavi6

I worked 7.30 til 12.30 this morning

Charlie

Never, as i'm not some sort of turnip muching mulla culchie.

easyeason3

It's been so long that I forgot what 'shift' stood for.

Thanks OP for bringing back some harmless memories

brummytom

*Looks at watch*


16 years, 9 months, 9 days.


Not that I'm counting

Elessar

Thursday.

I work odd hours you see.

robbie_998

I worked 8.00 til 12.00 this morning

Praetorian Saighdiuir

"How long has it been since you had a shift??"











...ask your ma what time she left my gaff, then take away 15 minutes;)

DonkeyStyle \o/

Jesus, don't think I've heard the word 'shift' used like that since I was 16... "will ye shift hur" *cringe*
wtf is the etymology on that one, never understood it.
Same thing with "will ye meet her?" ... "meat her" I could understand. :pac:

The_Minister

*Does maths*

*Rocks in corner and cries*

4chan

3 weeks ago I was approached by a girl i knew to see from my course. Most guys would probably consider her hot but she was kinda skinny so i had her in the "possible tranny" category. Anyway, she told me she always thought i was hot and remembering how long it was since i last "shifted" i obliged like the drunken fool i was.

Then she wanted me to sit with her friends who are total dickwads so I left her be. At the end of the night i went back up to her with a friend and asked her would she be interested in a spitroast. She was actually considering it and had actually said yes but her cockblocking friends (the dickwads from before) muttered something about her being drunk and dragged her off :mad::mad::mad:.

True story.

Rowley Birkin QC

My friend wants to know will you shift me.

Zombienosh

Daz wouldn't shift ya

supersaint3

4chan wrote: »

3 weeks ago I was approached by a girl i knew to see from my course. Most guys would probably consider her hot but she was kinda skinny so i had her in the "possible tranny" category. Anyway, she told me she always thought i was hot and remembering how long it was since i last "shifted" i obliged like the drunken fool i was.

Then she wanted me to sit with her friends who are total dickwads so I left her be. At the end of the night i went back up to her with a friend and asked her would she be interested in a spitroast. She was actually considering it and had actually said yes but her cockblocking friends (the dickwads from before) muttered something about her being drunk and dragged her off :mad::mad::mad:.

True story.

Do not cross the streams buddy!

stovelid

In the 80s with a bogger.

The only situation in which I remember hearing the word "shift".

Luno

Misread the title without the f.

Thought that 16 years was a bit long for that! :eek:

The Master

Its been a long time, been a long time,
Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

/Plant

epgc3fyqirnbsx

This day last week. was gonna go for tit but then remembered my age...

mardybumbum

If ya can't lift her, dont shift her.

Dr. Baltar

Umm.... when did college exams end?

Junco Partner

thursdayy two weeks ago we were out for l.c grad night in hayses in thurles. i cant remember much of it there was a lot of alchohol. i vaguely remember the "act" and distinctly remember her saying "jeez your breath stinks of fags" afterwards:(:(. ... bitch:D haha