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Bus Funneh

  • 10-06-2010 8:35pm
    #1
    cson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,500 ✭✭✭✭


    Got quite the chuckle out of this on the way home tonite...

    Heading back into town from Blanchardstown on the 39, bus stopped in the Village and Mr Skanger with his peroxide blonde Mrs Skanger hops on. Much messing about looking for passes and eventually he scans a monthly ticket. Except it's a childs one.

    Bus Driver: That's a childs ticket, do you have ID with it?

    Mr Skanger: Nah I just turned 15 yesterday. [I'll add at this point that he was the stubbliest 15 yr old I'd ever seen]

    Bus Driver: When were you born?

    Mr Skanger: '87

    Bus Driver: That makes you 13, get off [Driver obviously heard 97]

    Mr Skanger: You can't do yer maths bud, I'm not 13 I'm 23.

    ...... Bus Driver kicks the pair off.

    Pretty simple humour but bless their pulled-up-over-their-trackie cotton socks it made me laugh.


Comments

  • #2
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I'm glad to read that Mr. Skanger decided finally to make an honest woman of her.


  • #3
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Similar thing happened rectently on the Luas where someone was obviousy using someone else's pass.

    "So your a 27 year old woman".

    "That doesn mean anything sure"

    "Get off."


  • #4
    cson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,500 ✭✭✭✭cson


    bonerm wrote: »
    I'm glad to read that Mr. Skanger decided finally to make an honest woman of her.

    Nothing honest about either of them tbh. :pac:


  • #5
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Bus drivers should have guns and a grant awarded for every waste of life in a white tracksuit they shoot


  • #6
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    snyper wrote: »
    Bus drivers should have guns and a grant awarded for every waste of life in a white tracksuit they shoot

    Is that because of the high standing & esteem in the community by which Dublin Bus drivers are held?


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  • #7
    cson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,500 ✭✭✭✭cson


    As someone in Ranting & Raving said the punctuality of your bus is directly proportional to the amount of pints the driver had the night before.


  • #8
    Bajingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 889 ✭✭✭Bajingo


    cson wrote: »
    As someone in Ranting & Raving said the punctuality of your bus is directly proportional to the amount of pints the driver had the night before.

    Dart drivers must be great craic on a night out so..


  • #9
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    cson wrote: »
    As someone in Ranting & Raving said the punctuality of your bus is directly proportional to the amount of pints the driver had the night before.

    If you want your bus to come faster, light up a smoke.

    Bastards have a sixth sense or something.
    :mad:


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