Is Enda Kenny a Robot?

starbelgrade

The more I see of the guy, the more I am convinced that he is a cyborg. He moves & talks like a robot & his hair never moves out of place.


So what do you think - robot or human?

mink_man

are you addicted to AH is the real question! :P

Banned Account

Enda is not human, perhaps he's dancer.

mathie

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Enda is not human, perhaps he's dancer.

Tony Danza?

Killer Pigeon

Can a robot have such an ego?

Quality

Hes a head melter.. is what he is!

Mini Driver

defo Robot ... and a very VERY badly designed robot!
He is most likely made by Daewoo

mike65

Ah he's rural bank manager.

George Orwell 1982

He's a tit.

omahaid

I'm still happy to vote for a cyborg over Biffo...

Wazdakka

Option D.) Vegetable

mathie

omahaid wrote: »

I'm still happy to vote for a cyborg over Biffo...

Kinky.

Mini Driver

what a choice!!! We need a Silvio Berlusconi in this country!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD3lilnGiL8

Pete M.

:eek:

A robot? Surely not...

He's just a wonky Mayo man and shur wouldn't I know all about that being one meself like.

Betcha he wishes he was a robot though, because then his feelings wouldn't get hurt when he reads what is written about him, poor thing :rolleyes:

omahaid

mathie wrote: »

Kinky.

Not really, I believe it is only a matter of time before the machines rise and rush in a new world order where we serve our AI overlords. I see it as an advantage if we lead the way and elect one of them into office.

I, for one, welcome our new cyborg overlords and so should the rest of you.

who what when

Who in their right mind would construct the most advanced robot known to man and then to top it all off make it a ginger!!???

carefulnow100

Robot? no.

Have you ever seen him do anything like this??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX2nUP1015M




However I do belive him to be a pr!ck

omahaid

I think this is pretty close. Proof that Enda is in fact the T-1000

http://cheezburger.com/View/3618449664

Pete M.

AI overlords?

Jaysus it'll be a long straw with a lot of jiz in it they'll need to keep the lot of us under control

engrish?

Robot no, dildo yes

mikom

Thunderbirds are go.

Son Of A Vidic

He's A.I. alright, but without the I part.

Kiwi_knock

He got assembled at the same factory as Pat Kenny

Aidric

No, he's a clown.

jd007

starbelgrade wrote: »

So what do you think - robot or human?

Neither he's just from Mayo.

Seloth

Nooo noooo noooo nooo...

your all wrong!

He's the bad guy in every ghostbusters film!,Just there be moan and bitch and be pissed of that he's not a ghostbu..I mean Taoisach!

Ulysses Gaze

omahaid wrote: »

I'm still happy to vote for a cyborg over Biffo...

Hell I'd vote for a ZX Spectrum before anyone that Fianna Fail could put forward as 'leader'.

omahaid

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

Hell I'd vote for a ZX Spectrum before anyone that Fianna Fail could put forward a 'leader'.

A ZX Spectrum!! We can only dream my friend I wouldn't think many of our politicians have 16KB of memory.

Ulysses Gaze

omahaid wrote: »

A ZX Spectrum!! We can only dream my friend I wouldn't think many of our politicians have 16KB of memory.

Well judging from Ahern's performance at Mahon, you may have a point. Having a competent, working memory seems to be something that politicians, particularly FF ones, seem to lack.

allthedoyles

Its the tuning - He has been fine-tuned on one wavelength

Has never tried to adjust the controls for better reception

sky88

definatly a robot and once hes taoiscoch he will rule with an iron fist

starbelgrade

Enda Kenny recently was quite ill. The ambulance driver who was called out wasn't sure whether to bring him to A&E or PC World.

Crann na Beatha

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Gunsfortoys

I heard he was a pat kenny clone, hence the robotic nature.

bored and fussy

he is not like pat kenny. pat doesnt dye his hair and his hasnt false teeth and he has a brain no Enda kenny is not like pat at all, sorry

tommyhaas

A robot?

The man's an artist, and the next taoiseach of Ireland...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrDKvOms7YA

starbelgrade

Above, embedded & worth the watch!

expectationlost

danger will robinson danger!

that era of robot

when enda first entered the dail everyone thought we'd have household robots and flying cars by now

Deise Tom

Another poll going against the Great Enda.

Foxhound38

omahaid wrote: »

I'm still happy to vote for a cyborg over Biffo...

I'd vote for this Ham Sandwhich to run the country over Biffo - it'd probably do a lot less damage!

ejmaztec

Deise Tom wrote: »

Another poll going against the Great Enda.

In keeping with nicknames like "Pat The Cope" etc., he's now known as Enda The Line.

pablomakaveli

Enda Kenny is a Terminator sent back from the year 2014 ,where the recession has destroyed Ireland. His mission, to prevent another Fianna Fail government from being born.

RonMexico

No, inflatable robots don't exist.

Mini Driver

Well he certainly Terminated Richard Bruton... his employment that is hoooooooooooooo .... I'll get my coat shall I, taxi for 1???