Marrying your pets!

anniehoo

Jesus christ!City Channel right now (FM104 Show) a woman is "rationally" trying to explain the fact shes "married" to her dog. WTF??? Ive heard it all now.

The scary thing is she sounds pretty sane. Quick...turn it on for a sec

Oh www.marryyourpet.com Insane (and i love animals)

AnonoBoy

anniehoo wrote: »

Jesus christ!City Channel right now (FM104 Show) a woman is "rationally" trying to explain the fact shes "married" her dog. WTF??? Ive heard it all now.

The scary thing is she sounds pretty sane. Quick...turn it on for a sec

Nice Try Adrian Kennedy, I ain't listening to your ear rape show ever again you fiend!

:cool:

alwaysadub

Maybe she's a bitch..



I'll get my coat..

Mark200

Listening to it too!

Guy just on who said he'd probably marry his sheep if he could!

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Nice Try Adrian Kennedy

:rolleyes:

AnonoBoy

Mark200 wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Oh no! The ultimate comeback!

Well done Mr. Kennedy's producer!

Mark200

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Oh no! The ultimate comeback!

Well done Mr. Kennedy's producer!

I'm not sure how I could provide the ultimate comeback to the most unoriginal post on boards. I find it stupid whenever someone says something like that. Can't someone have an interest in, or support, things without financially gaining from it or being directly involved in it?

AnonoBoy

Mark200 wrote: »

I'm not sure how I could provide the ultimate comeback to the most unoriginal post on boards. I find it stupid whenever someone says something like that. Can't someone have an interest in, or support, things without financially gaining from it or being directly involved in it?

Interesting....


Are you familiar with humour at all?

anniehoo

I actually feel a bit sick after lookin at that website..the bad graphics if anythin else

Mark200

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Interesting....


Are you familiar with humour at all?

I wasn't aware it was an attempt to be funny. I apologise.

AnonoBoy

Mark200 wrote: »

I wasn't aware it was an attempt to be funny. I apologise.

No worries. Here, let me help you out:

Helpful Link

starbelgrade

Is this the Dublin Radio forum?

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starbelgrade wrote: »

Is this the Dublin Radio forum?

Sligo radio forum is broken, just getting static

starbelgrade

Henry Miniature Musket wrote: »

Sligo radio forum is broken, just getting static

Bugger - I hate when that happens. I was just about to tune in for the death notices.

anniehoo

starbelgrade wrote: »

Is this the Dublin Radio forum?

Well yes probably lovely Starbelgrade but your one who married her dog was English and i doubt gettin hitched to your pets is isolated just to The Pale.

Ah seriously...was it a pisstake?Cos its freaked me out. I thought that malarky from America hadnt reached us Europeans yet.

/ban me for mega generalisations its grand

Daemos

Oh I don't know, it could be worse

Much worse

The_Kew_Tour

Thing is some the lads I know already have married dogs.

starbelgrade

anniehoo wrote: »

Well yes probably lovely Starbelgrade but your one who married her dog was English and i doubt gettin hitched to your pets is isolated just to The Pale.

Ah seriously...was it a pisstake?Cos its freaked me out. I thought that malarky from America hadnt reached us Europeans yet.

/ban me for mega generalisations its grand

In some parts of Celtic Ireland, kings had to wed the local goddess of the land. A druidess was usually chosen to represent the land goddess as the king's wife, but one king in Donegal married a horse, a representative of their local goddess.

anniehoo

starbelgrade wrote: »

In some parts of Celtic Ireland blah blah

Yeh but starbel all i was tryin to do was dodge Big Brother and i ended up on that shyte. Whats happened tellllllly...or am i nuts and yous are all normal???????

baldbear

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4748292.stm

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/59184-man-walks-free-after-sheep-refuses-to-testify

Brilliant stuff!!!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I'd love to marry my dog but he's male so it would be a bit gay

starbelgrade

anniehoo wrote: »

Yeh but starbel all i was tryin to do was dodge Big Brother and i ended up on that shyte. Whats happened tellllllly...or am i nuts and yous are all normal???????

Oireachtas Report is one RTE1 now. If you wanna feel better, have a look at Enda Kenny trying hard to disguise that he is in fact, a robot, & you'll feel much more normal.

starbelgrade

Henry Miniature Musket wrote: »

I'd love to marry my dog but he's male so it would be a bit gay

It's only gay if you let him ride you. If you ride him, it's not gay, unless you give him a reach-around at the same time.

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I see, still not gay so

Pherekydes

How do these people consummate their marriages?

alwaysadub

Pherekydes wrote: »

How do these people consummate their marriages?

It's probably all explained on ZooTube..

starbelgrade

Pherekydes wrote: »

How do these people consummate their marriages?

They stick their cock in the animals bottom, push it in & out for a bit, then cum.

Did your parents never tell you anything?

anniehoo

starbelgrade wrote: »

They stick their cock in the animals bottom, push it in & out for a bit, then cum.

Did your parents never tell you anything?

Ah jesus SBG (yeh you're shortened again) i dunno whether to thank ya for bein honest or PM'ing ya for bein manky and knowing that shyte.

Ok..they cancel each other out so ill do nothin

Pherekydes

starbelgrade wrote: »

They stick their cock...

How do women manage, then? What did your parents tell you about that?

starbelgrade

Pherekydes wrote: »

How do women manage, then? What did your parents tell you about that?

Holy God, you're really hard work.

OK - they get the animal to stick their cock in the front bum bums.

Pherekydes

OK, last Q: what about a woman marrying a female pet?

My parents kept me in the dark.

anniehoo

Pherekydes wrote: »

OK, last Q: what about a woman marrying a female pet?

My parents kept me in the dark.

*cough cough* SBG its over to you missed that lesson in school (thank jaysus)

alwaysadub

Pherekydes wrote: »

OK, last Q: what about a woman marrying a female pet?

My parents kept me in the dark.

Gets a horse size strap on. Problem solved.

starbelgrade

anniehoo wrote: »

*cough cough* SBG its over to you missed that lesson in school (thank jaysus)

There's this thing called a strap-on......

starbelgrade

alwaysadub wrote: »

Gets a horse size strap on. Problem solved.

Ouch. Poor little bunny flaps.

Pherekydes

alwaysadub wrote: »

Gets a horse size strap on. Problem solved.

Jeez, my goldfish are reading this thread.

/covers tank with tea towel. Poor things.

anniehoo

starbelgrade wrote: »

There's this thing called a strap-on......

Oooh how did ya only get 1min outta your ninja edit ..thought it was 2.

Anyway...way off topic..i think!

alwaysadub

Well sure you may as well aim..er..big. :pac:

Smokin_Aces

Yer one was gas. Saying she is a bigist, Oh and if the animal that's married to the human and it didn't work out, they must have therapy to work out the problems.