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Jokes

  • 09-06-2010 1:14pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭


    Just managed to escape from a dyslexic gangster.



    He tried to pop his ass in my cap

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    Man naked looking at himself in the mirror says to his wife,

    "Why do I always get a hard on when I look in the mirror?"




    Wife says, "Because even your cock thinks you're a cnut!"

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    With the tense situation in Korea, there may be a new Korean war, and this is a terrible thing.



    On the upside, I've always wanted another season of M*A*S*H.

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    The darkest hour is just before dawn.



    Or "Happy hour" as the thieving Dubliners call it.

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    My Wife came home from work crying yesterday.

    My best mate suggested I go and console her.

    Unfortunately, smacking her upside the head with my Xbox wasn’t what he meant

    I’m now single :(

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    A friend of mine was telling me that he was having trouble breaking off his relationship with his girlfriend, who is an optician. Every time he tells her, "I can't see you anymore", she just moves an inch closer and says, "how about now?"


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