If its ?

Snowie

Yelllow let it mellow, If its brown flush it down.

With water charges being implamented soon, are you going to be using this phraze or are you just going to. carry on regardless. ?

brianthebard

Put a bottle in the cistern to stop the loo using as much water. Think I picked that up from the green issues forum.

Snowie

cant take the lid of the sistern its one of those fangely push button flushers

Biggins

I'm gonna get fitter.

I'll be busy jumping the neighbours walls and going in their gardens instead.
Simple.
(I just have to remember to bring bog-roll with me too though - if I forget, that could be a bummer!)

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

I have a flusher with two options on it. I normally use them accordingly, not conciously thinking "I have to save water" though, it's saving electricity, the water has to be pumped back into the tank :P

brianthebard

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

cant take the lid of the sistern its one of those fangely push button flushers

How does the plumber get at it if something breaks?

L.Jenkins

Biggins wrote: »

I'm gonna get fitter.

I'll be busy jumping the neighbours walls and going in their gardens instead.
Simple.
(I just have to remember to bring bog-roll with me too though - if I forget, that could be a bummer!)

Drag your ass along their grass like a dog with an itchy hole, does the same thing and saves paper too!

Snowie

brianthebard wrote: »

How does the plumber get at it if something breaks?

Dunno, sledge hammer.

Hannibal Smith

Biggins wrote: »

I'm gonna get fitter.

I'll be busy jumping the neighbours walls and going in their gardens instead.
Simple.
(I just have to remember to bring bog-roll with me too though - if I forget, that could be a bummer!)

dock leaves

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brianthebard wrote: »

How does the plumber get at it if something breaks?

Push down one half of the button, pull up the other - underneath where it was is a screw - when this is removed you can lift the lid of the cistern.

That_Guy

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Yelllow let it mellow, If its brown flush it down.

With water charges being implamented soon, are you going to be using this phraze or are you just going to. carry on regardless. ?

Who lets piss linger in their toilet. Flush FFS.

PFL

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

cant take the lid of the sistern its one of those fangely push button flushers

If it's a circle with the two buttons in it the actual button circle rotates off and then lift lid off

Einstein

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

If it's Yelllow..

you're dehydrated and need to drink more water...

neilthefunkeone

Get all the big stuff out in work...

Possible run a hose into the neighbors supply for washing the car!!!

Max Power1

gonna have a bucket outside to collect rainwater. When full, I'll use this to flush. No other flushing allowed. All water used will either be water bought in shops or collected rainwater for washing/flushing etc. Not paying a cent of this water tax.
:mad:

Wazdakka

Rainwater recycling tank for grey water applications FTW.

Anyone know where I can get one?

migozarad

At home revert to using chamber pot.Alternatively,go al fresco..it's nice to commune with nature,even if the neighbours won't agree..

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Alternatively, we could yust remember that we live in one of the wettest countries in Europe and that we are surrounded by water, so really the whole thing is just another stupid hysteria scam like the fact that Lynx cans and cow farts are going to kill Bruce Willis, John Cusak and Pierce Brosnan.

Flush your loo whenever you want mate, enjoy life - it's probably a load of crap.

Biggins

djhunter30 wrote: »

Drag your ass along their grass like a dog with an itchy hole, does the same thing and saves paper too!

I would but the fear of nettles or other stingy weeds... Ooo nooo... Ouch! :pac:

brianthebard

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Alternatively, we could yust remember that we live in one of the wettest countries in Europe and that we are surrounded by water, so really the whole thing is just another stupid hysteria scam like the fact that Lynx cans and cow farts are going to kill Bruce Willis, John Cusak and Pierce Brosnan.

Flush your loo whenever you want mate, enjoy life - it's probably a load of crap.

The new tax isn't hysteria its going to be introduced in the next couple of years...

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brianthebard wrote: »

The new tax isn't hysteria its going to be introduced in the next couple of years...

I've been paying for water through my group water scheme for years - flush I say - flush - damned if i'm going to be poorer and miserable

mikom

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Yelllow let it mellow, If its brown flush it down.

Milk, milk, (point at your nipples)
Lemonade, (point at your genitals)
Around the corner chocolate's made. (point at your arse)

bonerm

neilthefunkeone wrote: »

Get all the big stuff out in work...

Plus you can sit back and enjoy yourself in the knowledge that you're getting paid to take a dump.

Pauleta

Flush every time but limit your showering to once a month.

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Pauleta wrote: »

Flush every time but limit your showering to once a month.

Or stand in the shower tray with a big boner after 14 days on the Volvic challenge and push really hard - that way you kill two birds with one stone.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

You could just piss outside

Schism

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Dunno, sledge hammer.

There's never been a better time for toilet lid sales!

Snowie

Schism wrote: »

There's never been a better time for toilet lid sales!

its called a sister lid

Fizman

brianthebard wrote: »

How does the plumber get at it if something breaks?

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Dunno, sledge hammer.

Mind bullets.

Snowie

Fizman wrote: »

Mind bullets.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo your just saying that

candy-gal1

water water everywhere so lets all have a drink!


lol but fcuking hell, water charges?! seriously?! WTF like!

TheTosh

Take a piss in the sink, no flushing required