Things you wish you DIDN'T know...

McChubbin

-The smutty nicknames by parents gave each other. (I can never quite look at a Toymaster shop front quite the same again)
-Goates.x
-What rotting back molars taste/feel like...

Fart

Obscene... eh?

The_Kew_Tour

That Santa was not real

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adrian280582 wrote: »

That Santa was not real

....... :eek:

Daemos

Fart wrote: »

Obscene... eh?

I think he means 'offended'. But be warned, there's a good reason why he wishes he hadn't seen it

cullen5998

Girls fart, burp and sh*t:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

The_Kew_Tour

DKZ wrote: »

....... :eek:

sorry kid, did mummy not tell you?:D

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Hank_Jones wrote: »

Tempted to do this, but just no.
After that thread a while back about horrible stuff on the internet...
I just don't think I could bring myself to do it.

I'm the same. I wish people would stop constantly bringing these sites up in threads. Curiosity always gets the better of me..

Hank_Jones

adrian280582 wrote: »

That Santa was not real

Of course he was real.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas

He just doesn't bring kids presents every year and has been dead for around 1600 years...

The_Kew_Tour

That this country is fooked in long run

johngalway

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

I think he means 'offended'. But be warned, there's a good reason why he wishes he hadn't seen it

Yup, that's too much even for me...

alwaysadub

what someone looks like when they've fallen from a 4th floor balcony.

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cullen5998 wrote: »

Girls fart, burp and sh*t:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I actually remember being surprised when I was younger when I discovered girls also have to take a sh*t. Just doesn't seem right.

The_Kew_Tour

Hank_Jones wrote: »

Of course he was real.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas

He just doesn't bring kids presents every year and has been dead for around 1600 years...

ya he dead, dead people dont flipping bring presents to kids do they.

So Santa is not real, End of

SarahBeep!

What the person I fancy is really like!!

FearDark

Subject matter of thread has been done to death.

cullen5998

adrian280582 wrote: »

ya he dead, dead people dont flipping bring presents to kids do they.

So Santa is not real, End of

His bones are buried near my house. Jerpoint, Kilkenny.

Steodonn

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

I think he means 'offended'. But be warned, there's a good reason why he wishes he hadn't seen it

Man I looking at that made me realise I really am desensitized to that sort of stuff

The_Kew_Tour

cullen5998 wrote: »

His bones are buried near my house. Jerpoint, Kilkenny.

lucky you

DubTony

Steodonn wrote: »

Man I looking at that made me realise I really am desensitized to that sort of stuff

My stomach just confirmed that I'm not. Thankfully.

Bodhisopha

Can someone please tell me what comes up when you type offended into google?

I don't want to see but i want to know.

x PyRo

Bodhisopha wrote: »

Can someone please tell me what comes up when you type offended into google?

I don't want to see but i want to know.

If you're of a nervous disposition, Don't look. Seriously.

Demonon

How chickens are reared/killed.

Jimmy Iovine

Got half way down the offended page and had to leave it. Straight up the sickest thing I've seen on the interweb

BigBenRoeth

Fart wrote: »

And a slightly sore ring.

Only slightly.
Offended thing is made of win tbh

Nervous Wreck

I wish I didn't know that, given my current spending parameters, buying the full 5 season box-set of Quantum Leap from Amazon would be a financial fallacy.

entropi

That 4chan exists...

McChubbin

Nervous Wreck wrote: »

I wish I didn't know that, given my current spending parameters, buying the full 5 season box-set of Quantum Leap from Amazon would be a financial fallacy.

That was a wise purchase, my man. Do not feal remorse for Scott Bacula will soothe your pains with his awesome time-travelling endeavors.

DazMarz

I wish I didn't know how much drink it takes to get me to throw up...

TheZohanS

adrian280582 wrote: »

That this country is fooked in long run

We're all ****ed in the long run so it doesn't really matter.

Pdfile

TheZohan wrote: »

We're all ****ed in the long run so it doesn't really matter.

im ****ed on a daily basis.


by my boss.

I wish I had never seen the video of that lad getting hit by a train..

Agent Smith

Soylent Green is people

Biggins

I wish I didn't know what I know, I don't know.
..That and the mother-in-law!

The_B_Man

The ending of Lost....

I've only seen up to season 5, but then i accidentally saw a finale spoiler so i couldnt be arsed watching the remaining seasons.

biko

Some posts removed - if you can't help yourself posting gore/offensive then find a site that will allow that.
If you're unsure then don't post it.

EnglishPollop

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

I think he means 'offended'. But be warned, there's a good reason why he wishes he hadn't seen it

Oh my God, I'm gonna puke :eek:

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

BigBenRoeth wrote: »

Only slightly.
Offended thing is made of win tbh

Because playing with a dead girls eyeball and inserting things into her vagina, then taking pictures of it and posting it on the internet for all to see is full of "win". I guess you won't mind people sticking things in your ass when you're dead then letting everybody have a look? Do you say this to impress people? It's not working.

Fcuking immature people are full of fail...

storm2811

That spiders can climb into your mouth at night/or your open cereal boxes
That after you get a tooth pulled you can end up in more pain than you started with
When you shave your head you may look like an alien

Wazdakka

FearDark wrote: »

Subject matter of thread has been done to death.

A non original thread in AH?!!
Stop the fcuking presses...

Master of Nothing wrote: »

That 4chan exists...

4 Chan is the cul de sac of the internet.
It needs to exist

piby

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

I think he means 'offended'. But be warned, there's a good reason why he wishes he hadn't seen it

I remember when I first saw it I didn't know that so many images so depraved and disgusting existed, at least not in one place!! It took me months of training to make it the whole way down the end. Even then I had to keep shouting to myself 'Do you see?' to keep myslef pumped up. I have since shown it to many friends. The most memorable one was the guy who just started screaming until I closed the laptop!!

The one thing I really wish I didn't know was how the world actually works. I had dreams of being somebody once :cool:

NothingMan

Eddie Veddie:

when he was six he believed that the moon overhead followed him
by nine he had deciphered the illusion, trading magic for fact
no tradebacks...
so this is what it's like to be an adult
if he only knew now what he knew then...

stovelid

The 1901 census.

I found family on it last night and while it was fascinating, I got really depressed at the thought of how thoroughly those people had faded from our knowledge after only a hundred years.

You can almost see why people get into God and all that.

Pauleta

I wish i never found out that wrestling wasnt real

Biggins

Pauleta wrote: »

I wish i never found out that wrestling wasnt real

British wrestling was real.
USA wrestling - just false over-hyped, playing for the camera crap.

ScumLord

I wish I didn't know reading and writing to well cause then I'd get a top government job drawing the dole.

CrazyRabbit

....what dr.bollocko looks like naked.