Famous, Like

famouslike

Hey hey,
Long time stalker, first time poster.

I was brain storming some ideas together and I came up with a very stupid concept...so I went with it. I have put together a fictional blog centered around the lives of two ego-manic blonde D4's, who believe they are God's gift, and ultra "Famouse"..yes, that 'e' is intentional...I have the outline of 20 posts, but I have only written up two. I'm just looking for some feedback, and if its positive I'll continue with the series, if not ill fade back into reality and play more xBox*.

*Even if the feedback is negative, ill still continue with it.

The blog can be found here : http://famouslikeomg.blogspot.com/

And here is the first post:

Hey xxx

Hey, this is a , like, huge hello to all of our fans out in internet land! Myself and Sinead have decided that we’re sick of, like totally, not connecting to our loyal fans, and Twitter is aload of bollox, it allows the likes of Bono and Lilly Allen to post their thoughts like. Like, who are they? Unlike Twitter, BlogSpot only allows real celebs to post online, that's how me and Sinead got on, isn't that right Sinead?

We decided to move out of our homes, and travel to L.A. , where people will accept our talent, unlike Louis Walsh, who does that gob****e think he is? We sang our own variation of the James Bond theme song flawlessly , you bastard!

Well, now we are living it up in our, like, pent house which overlooks a beautiful area called “Bloodz Terriorty”. The people look friendly, they are always shaking hands and walking away, and the police always come around to give the locals a lift to places.

Well, me and Sinead are off, we’re going to meet our agent Big Daddy, he always has such pretty girls around him and expensive gold chains and rings.

Byeeee xXx

-Sorcha & Sinead

Thank You

Bonavox

Also a stalker to this forum and very rare poster.

Who is the blog aimed at? If you're going for a comic effect, I think it failed miserably (for me, anyway). I think the idea is annoying, the grammar is bad and as much as D4s have bad reputations, I sincerely doubt that in reality, two girls think they're famous for no apparent reason and would move to LA to a pimp.

Good luck, anyway.

famouslike

I reject your logic and create my own

Bonavox

famouslike wrote: »

I reject your logic and create my own

Create new logic. The one you've created is terrible.

famouslike

that hurt.

looks like my career as a fantastic writer has failed...time to quit, and tell my fans I'm sorry...theres always poetry "Life is like a Mars bar yet to be opened...."

Bonavox

famouslike wrote: »

that hurt.

looks like my career as a fantastic writer has failed...time to quit, and tell my fans I'm sorry...theres always poetry "Life is like a Mars bar yet to be opened...."

Ah now that's ridiculous.

"Life is like a Mars bar yet to be opened..."

I laughed at that. Make more creative pieces involving Mars Bars and opening things and you'll be grand.

Teferi

Paul Howard does it better to be honest. Didn't find it funny. It just read like you can't spell instead of being a parody. Stuff like this will always seem like a bad copy of RO'CK. Maybe you could try to parody something that nobody has thought of yet?

famouslike

I just had a great, new idea! i'll make more creative pieces involving Mars Bars and opening things, it'll be fresh, no-one has made a story based on the life of a mars bar....this is friggin' genius....k...just make an email account..k, create a blogspot account "mars life"...k...make first post...k....done, its a modern classic. Its got a great set of characters, the character development about Mars is great, his transformation to Snickers is just, wow, inspirational. I hear a movie adaption coming soon!....and copyright infringement.

Bonavox

Teferi wrote: »

Paul Howard does it better to be honest. Didn't find it funny. It just read like you can't spell instead of being a parody. Stuff like this will always seem like a bad copy of RO'CK. Maybe you could try to parody something that nobody has thought of yet?

i agree, lyke omfg.com

famouslike wrote: »

I just had a great, new idea! i'll make more creative pieces involving Mars Bars and opening things, it'll be fresh, no-one has made a story based on the life of a mars bar....this is friggin' genius....k...just make an email account..k, create a blogspot account "mars life"...k...make first post...k....done, its a modern classic. Its got a great set of characters, the character development about Mars is great, his transformation to Snickers is just, wow, inspirational. I hear a movie adaption coming soon!....and copyright infringement.

What are you doing, man?! You just posted the greatest idea of the 21st century on the Internet for everybody to steal!

famouslike

Sure...they could steal the idea...but they just don't have my writing talent...like, I'm unique, like...I'm as original as a sober Irishman.

famouslike

Since arriving in America, we’ve noticed that not many people have stopped us in the streets, asking for autographs. Its so nice that people over here can respect us, and treat us like normal human beans, and not as famouse beans , like.

While shopping in Wal-Mart for a T.V. that will constantly loop films of me and Sorcha daily and also act as a mirror to look good in, I over heard on the announcement that Friends season 5 is now at a reduced price, and everyone in the store went to buy it. At that moment, as I was checking my ass out in the reflection of a mirror, I realized two things : 1) This wasn't the bathroom, and 2) People seem to love this sitcom, despite it being mediocre and starring no bodies. I decided that I was gonna make an even better sitcom than Friends, so I put my jeans back on, and ran out of the store (note to self, forgot to pay for T.V., return to shop and pay).

When I returned to the pent house, I began writing a screen play for the next best sitcom ever totally. I called it “No-Mates”. The story is compelling. So far there's only one character, we might get more actors in later seasons….if the main character lives through his suicide in season 2 after he finds out that it was Derrick in the pool room with a knife in the last episode of season 1, and that Derrick was the Gay Butcher of Summerville all along….thats a lil teaser for what's to come, I don’t wanna give too much away of the plot.

I finished the screenplay, and it was a whopping 10 pages, took me ages. I don’t know what the red lines are under each word, but they looked cool, so kept them. The studio I sent the script to must of loved it , like, totally, because they replied with “Haha This is the funniest **** I have ever seen” . I’m expecting the show to start airing next week.

Well, I would continue talking to my loyal fans, but I gotta, like, leak naked photos of myself online to get even more publicity, Toodles!

-Sinead xXx

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