How to be a Gay Lady......

rainbowdrop

Stole this from another website, thought I'd share it with you all. Very funny, and very true. If only I had read this BEFORE I ventured onto the scene.....:D


Lesson One: Why is everyone scowling at me? How to conduct oneself in a lesbian bar.


On entering into the lesbian social scene, a gay lady may at times find herself flummoxed by the many rules and social regulations to which one is expected to adhere. But by following these simple rules of etiquette, the modern gay lady can ensure that her dance card will never be empty and a myriad of marriage proposals will ensue.

Practice makes a perfect pout
When arriving at a lesbian nightclub, a gay lady must always be aware of her facial expression. Ahead of any consideration as to the attractiveness of one’s current attire (although all consideration must be given to choosing the correct jeans/belt/T-shirt combination prior to the evening’s entertainment) it is the proper arrangement of one’s facial features that will guarantee success during any upcoming social forays.

The correct procedure is as follows: Lips may be fetchingly pouted or posed into a carefully arranged scowl. Eyes may be occasionally seductive, but it is considered best practice to cover any unsightly appearance of genuine interest or potential points of vulnerability. Foreheads are generally slightly furrowed, in order to provide the impression that one is beguilingly angst ridden. Chins are currently worn high, because a gay lady always knows the importance of ensuring that no one gets the idea you’re appearing in public because you remotely want to speak to anyone.

Read more here:

http://www.afterellen.com/column/howtobeagaylady/lessson-1?page=0,0

rainbow kirby

Hehe, that's great

I loved the AfterEllen Proud To Be A Nerdy Gay Girl feature too.

AssaultedPeanut

Every lesbian should read this, maybe then they'd lighten up a bit....:P