Have you ever given yourself a hickey?

Dean820

Have you ever given yourself a hickey?

Y'know...for one reason or another...no? Okay, just me.

token56

yep just you

AckwelFoley

Dean820 wrote: »

Have you ever given yourself a hickey?

Y'know...for one reason or another...no? Okay, just me.

Would it make me GAY if i gave myself one?

If the answer is yes...then no, no i have not

fonecrusher1

Ever given yourself a high-five & then said 'your the tops big guy' in an american accent?

I do it all the time to help my self esteem.

jester77

no... just no
I draw the line of self gratification at knocking one out

AckwelFoley

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Ever given yourself a high-five .

Thats clapping.

we'llallhavetea_old

snyper wrote: »

Would it make me GAY if i gave myself one?

If the answer is yes...then no, no i have not

by that logic you're the biggest gay in the village, what with all the **** you're doing in the other thread. :P

PeterIanStaker

What, you mean like with a hoover or something?











Course not:o

Lando Griffin

Just remember to wear protection before you start cos you never know when things start going further than you thought

Sea Sharp

While we're at it, anyone tried the buffalo Bill?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ilk2NfOyw

fonecrusher1

snyper wrote: »

Thats clapping.

Not if you accompany the gesture with a good loud 'your the tops big guy!'. Or 'hey champ, your the best!'.

fonecrusher1

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

While we're at it, anyone tried the buffalo Bill?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ilk2NfOyw

She looks like a man.

Captain Darling

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

While we're at it, anyone tried the buffalo Bill?

To be done strictly to this song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ToNZHG5KHw

GLaDOS

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

She looks like a man.

Joking?

alwaysadub

Have you got a double jointed neck or something?

MickShamrock

Ah....no, never.

Lux23

No but I do have one at the moment which is quite embarassing, thank god I have long hair.

orourkeda

snyper wrote: »

Thats clapping.

http://www.esquire.com/media/cm/esquire/images/high-five-0808-lg-76258126.jpg

Wazdakka

Lux23 wrote: »

No but I do have one at the moment which is quite embarassing, thank god I have long hair.

Letting boy's suck on your upper thigh eh?


:P

Gummy Panda

Wazdakka wrote: »

Letting boy's suck on your upper thigh eh?


:P

You've been watching too much True Blood

ibarelycare

I gave myself one on my boob once. Don't know why.

Wazdakka

Gummy Panda wrote: »

You've been watching too much True Blood

What's true blood
Ok.. This?

Nope, I don't watch T.v

Gummy Panda

ibarelycare wrote: »

I gave myself one on my boob once. Don't know why.

how....?

Pics or GTFO :P

Hannibal Smith

Gummy Panda wrote: »

how....?

Pics or GTFO :P

haha

In answer to the OP, no...but the thread title made me laugh:D

Dublin_Gunner

How the hell do you suck on your own neck????

Jaysus OP, you've certainly got the acrobatic skillzz if you managed to give yourself a hickey.


Must look like a dog chasing its own tail..

ibarelycare

Gummy Panda wrote: »

how....?

Well...I just pushed my boob up, leaned my head forward and sucked I don't know what possessed me!

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Pics or GTFO :P

It's not there anymore!

Hannibal Smith

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

How the hell do you suck on your own neck????

Jaysus OP, you've certainly got the acrobatic skillzz if you managed to give yourself a hickey.


Must look like a dog chasing its own tail..

I don't think s/he said it was on the neck did he/she?

Dublin_Gunner

Hannibal Smith wrote: »

I don't think s/he said it was on the neck did he/she?

Surely that's the only place for a hickey to be a hickey.

Otherwise its just a randomly placed suck mark.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

ibarelycare wrote: »

Well...I just pushed my boob up, leaned my head forward and sucked I don't know what possessed me!




It's not there anymore!

You have a mans mind

Tar.Aldarion

Don't quite bend that way, er how does one do this? It's bad enough when somebody else does without trying it on yourself

pickarooney

In my day they were called love bites, an elevator was a lift, a movie was a film and a date was a fruit you got at Christmas.

Hannibal Smith

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

Surely that's the only place for a hickey to be a hickey.

Otherwise its just a randomly placed suck mark.

only if you're a teenager wanting to show the world you got some:p

Novella

I've never given myself a hickey, or given anyone else one! So innocent!

GLaDOS

Novella wrote: »

I've never given myself a hickey, or given anyone else one! So innocent!

I used to be terrible for them, would mark so easily

Novella

ScienceNerd wrote: »

I used to be terrible for them, would mark so easily

Oh god, I've had loads of 'em! I bruise like a peach! I've just never given one!

Sea Sharp

Novella wrote: »

I've never given myself a hickey, or given anyone else one! So innocent!

You just need to suck harder.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

pickarooney wrote: »

In my day they were called love bites, an elevator was a lift, a movie was a film and a date was a fruit you got at Christmas.

In my day vampires sucked blood, not cock

Prof.Badass

Am i the only one never understood appeal of them?

starbelgrade

ibarelycare wrote: »

Well...I just pushed my boob up, leaned my head forward and sucked I don't know what possessed me!

It's not there anymore!

You sucked your boob off??!! What are you - a human Dyson?!!

Hannibal Smith

vinylmesh wrote: »

Am i the only one never understood appeal of them?

they're awful looking things and to be fair they seem to be like a tattoo almost, a mark on you to show you got some. But in the throws of it all if it's done right it's not so bad

Rubberlegs

ibarelycare wrote: »

I gave myself one on my boob once. Don't know why.

Ha ha thats just mental, I love it:D. Can remember as an innocent little child being told to suck on my arm like mad for ages and show it to my mother, by a neighbouring boy. Mother not impressed:p. When my daughter came home with em on her neck, she tried to tell me her friend did it messing:rolleyes:. Suppose at least she didn't try say she did it herself...

MicraBoy

I once gave myself a massive hickey on my chin using one of the those suction pumps you use to suck the air out of a wine bottle.

stovelid

I think I practiced on my arm when I was a kid because I was afraid that when I got my big chance with a mot, I wouldn't be able to leave a gory enough mark on her neck and therefore be considered not manly enough to proceed to tit-feel base.

ibarelycare

73Cat wrote: »

Ha ha thats just mental, I love it:D. Can remember as an innocent little child being told to suck on my arm like mad for ages and show it to my mother, by a neighbouring boy. Mother not impressed:p. When my daughter came home with em on her neck, she tried to tell me her friend did it messing:rolleyes:. Suppose at least she didn't try say she did it herself...

She might be telling the truth! One night at a sleepover, my friends thought it would be funny to attack me and gave me feckin hickeys all over my neck and chest! I told my mother this but she was having none of it of course. Called me a "trollop" and grounded me for a month

MicraBoy wrote: »

I once gave myself a massive hickey on my chin using one of the those suction pumps you use to suck the air out of a wine bottle.

Hahaha!!!!!!

Rubberlegs

MicraBoy wrote: »

I once gave myself a massive hickey on my chin using one of the those suction pumps you use to suck the air out of a wine bottle.

On purpose:D?? can remember a friend putting a glass over her mouth alright and suckin in real hard. Glass got firmly wedged, oh the panic, ha ha! When it came off eventually she'd this massive red ring round her gob, like a bruise, quite hickey like....

Mars Bar

MicraBoy wrote: »

I once gave myself a massive hickey on my chin using one of the those suction pumps you use to suck the air out of a wine bottle.

That made me laugh so much!

Rubberlegs

ibarelycare wrote: »

She might be telling the truth! One night at a sleepover, my friends thought it would be funny to attack me and gave me feckin hickeys all over my neck and chest! I told my mother this but she was having none of it of course. Called me a "trollop" and grounded me for a month



I gave her the benefit of the doubt that time:). Next time it was definitley the boyfriend! Christ nothin worse than being grounded in the wrong:(. When I had hickeys as teenager in summer, got caught trying to hide em by wearing a massive polo neck. When my mother saw them she asked me what was I doing to get them. Eh, exactly how much info do ya want there, Mother?? Then she insisted on calling himself Jaws the next few times she met him. Could have killed her:mad:.

MicraBoy

73Cat wrote: »

On purpose:D?? can remember a friend putting a glass over her mouth alright and suckin in real hard. Glass got firmly wedged, oh the panic, ha ha! When it came off eventually she'd this massive red ring round her gob, like a bruise, quite hickey like....

No I was sort of absent mindedly sticking it on my chin and pulling the plunger, while engaging in witty conversation before Sunday lunch. When I realised it had left a big hickey bruise there was needless to say :eek::eek::eek:

Snowie

ibarelycare wrote: »

She might be telling the truth! One night at a sleepover, my friends thought it would be funny to attack me and gave me feckin hickeys all over my neck and chest! I told my mother this but she was having none of it of course. Called me a "trollop" and grounded me for a month

Oh come on more then that happened, you can tell uncle Snowie all about the inocents of sleep over.


/strokes stuble....

Mr Benevolent

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Oh come on more then that happened, you can tell uncle Snowie all about the inocents of sleep over.


/strokes stuble....

snyper?