Eastenders mass cull: Predict the exits

Epicurus

With yesterdays news of Lucys impending departure from Eastenders; 15 characters are now set to leave Albert Square in the near future. Predict how they will all leave. As outlandish or sensible as you wish.

1. Zsa Zsa
2. Leon
3. Charlie
4. Stacey
5. Jean
6. Libby
7. Chelsea
8. Liz
9. Peggy
10. Ben
11. Lauren
12. Minty
13. Adam
14. Danny
15. Lucy

Epicurus

Zsa Zsa & Leon - Zsa Zsa ends up pregnant with Fatboys child in revenge for Leon and Lucy; they kill Fatboy and and bring up the child together away from Albert Square

Stacey & Jean - Jean will learn of Stacey murdering Archie and to teach her a lesson will attempt to poison her with her sausage surprise. Stacey dies as a result and Jean goes to jail

Chelsea & Libby & Liz- Denise becomes aware of Lucas's crimes and decides to join him in his quest to kill.

Lauren & Ben- In an attempt to be like her sister; Abi gets into the car and knocks down Lauren. Killing her. Ben takes the blame and leaves.

Minty & Peggy - In despair at the Mitchells constant ignoring of them; Minty and Shirley have an affair. This continues for several weeks until Phil finds out. Minty leaves with the one Mitchell who truly loves him - Peggy.

Danny - After Danny attempts to seduce Roxy; it is revealed that Danny is not their brother. but is Glendas lover. He escapes with Roxys millions in the ice cream van.

Adam - Just disappears. Nobody notices

Charlie - leaves to give it another go with Brenda.

Lucy - Has a one night stand with Masood; another with Ricky, and one with Billy Mitchell. Ends up pregnant by Masood. Gives the baby to Jane and leaves so Jane ends up bringing up Masoods child. Perfect for any affair between those two.

greenie

Have to think about this one but your post made me laugh Epicurus!
Sausage surprise:D:D:D

JP Liz V1

1. Zsa Zsa - Leaves with Leon
2. Leon - Leaves with Zsa Zsa
3. Charlie - Dies
4. Stacey - Leaves to live with Sean
5. Jean - Leaves with Stacey and the baby to be with Sean
6. Libby - Stays in Oxford
7. Chelsea - Joins a convent
8. Liz - Lucas kills her
9. Peggy - Leaves to live with Grant
10. Ben - Leaves with Peggy
11. Lauren - Dies or recast
12. Minty - Leaves on his own
13. Adam - Is pushed into a dustbin and taken away by binmen
14. Danny - Leaves after his mother rumbles him to Roxy and Ronnie
15. Lucy - Dies

angel01

1. Zsa Zsa - Leaves to go back to her family
2. Leon - Leaves with Zsa Zsa
3. Charlie - goes off to Spain with Liz
4. Stacey - starts a new life with Sean
5. Jean - goes with Stacey
6. Libby - goes back fulltime to Oxford
7. Chelsea - goes off to become a wag or a model
8. Liz - leaves with Charlie
9. Peggy - goes to live with Grant in Portugal
10. Ben - goes into care
11. Lauren - dies
12. Minty - goes abroad
13. Adam - who cares
14. Danny - goes to live with his mum
15. Lucy - gets recast

RVD420

Lucas kills them all!

JP Liz V1

Well Ben and Lucy are being recast