Getting a bit intimate!

dhyde

Ok so me and my girlfriend have gotten to the stage where, she wants to give me a handjob! So like I've never gotten one before in a nightclub, whats the story with getting them when we're on a night out, like if she goes to give me one in the night club when we're together alone in a booth what happens, do i cum and then clean up after or what?? Whats the done thing? Please help like i've no experience at this atall!

Faith

Why would you do it in a nightclub, and not somewhere private?!

Whispered

Is that what you crazy kids are up to these days?

Classy.

LegacyUser

Classy!

dhyde

well the only time we're together is when we're out, and like the booths in the nightclub are very private, no one can see what your at, ya get me?

Metacortex

Stay Classy!

Go somewhere private.

Carsinian Thau

dhyde wrote: »

Whats the done thing?

The "done thing" is that you don't do it in public. Go somewhere where you can be alone ffs.

Canard

Why do you only see her when you're out? If you can go to nightclubs you can go somewhere private, unless by nightclub you mean teenage disco.

I wouldnt do it in public tbh.

dhyde

ok so we're gone somewhere private, and shes givin the hj, do i just shoot onto the ground?.....you see no experience!!! dont be cruel!

whatsamsn

must.....try...and...not....be...explicit!!!! lol.

Ok seriously. Its just the thrill of doing it outdoors for her. Ha something most of us guys can gladly go with :P

Ok not to be so explicit... but her mouth? if shes against that. Dude anywhere so lol. Now that I remember back to working in a cinema, the floors were always sticky lol.

Ok thats freaky because most cinema floors are actually sticky. Lol. It cant all be spilled coke? lol.

Miss Fluff

dhyde wrote: »

well the only time we're together is when we're out, and like the booths in the nightclub are very private, no one can see what your at, ya get me?

What age are you OP? Is this your first girlfriend? Do you live at home? Drive? If you want to get jiggy with it, do so at each other's homes or park up in a remote spot by the beach or somewhere similar and do it there. Getting a handjob in a packed club (nowhere is private, big brother is always watching) isn't the way forward.

up for anything

Shoot, as you call it, into tissues, hankie or whip off her knickers and use them.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Just go outside OP

ilovetosing

lol... as someone else said is that what you crazy kids are at these days!

This should defo be moved to After hours! At least he will get advice there! Im not sure the maturity level here is low enough :pac::pac::pac:

dudara

ilovetosing - Please leave the moderating to the moderators and stick to helpful posts only please

dudara

Taltos

Mods

should this be in the legal forum?
Not joking - but if captured/reported I think this is an offense - something along the lines of lewd behaviour in a public place or some such.

Ideally try to find somewhere private - where you will not be rumbled.

If it just for thrill-seeking though please do be prepared for the consequences.

krudler

Teenagers these days, my parents couch was a plenty exciting place to get a hj back in my day!

Asphyxia

I seriously think a private place would be alot better for you! Everyone is different here so I don't think anyone can give you advice on whether to shoot your load or not but definately do it somewhere other than the nightclub! Classy

parker kent

Go somewhere private (bedroom, car parked somewhere secluded etc). As for "shooting", just get some tissues like you would when you masturbate. It is the same thing. Hopefully you don't just shoot your load on the ground when you do that. If you are lucky, she might eventually let you shoot into her mouth. But bring tissues anyway.

magotch07

ALLYWAYS are great...it sounds like you have a dirty one there hold on to her she is a keeper

Motley Crue

dhyde wrote: »

Ok so me and my girlfriend have gotten to the stage where, she wants to give me a handjob! So like I've never gotten one before in a nightclub, whats the story with getting them when we're on a night out, like if she goes to give me one in the night club when we're together alone in a booth what happens, do i cum and then clean up after or what?? Whats the done thing? Please help like i've no experience at this atall!

Oh the innocence of youth, gather round and learn my child, for I shall tell you stories of......

No wait, that's not how it goes, because you don't pre-plan a handjob in a nightclub (well some people do because they like to get off in a crowded room) but if she does start gratifying you in the middle of the club then just let her do her thing, enjoy it, and if she chooses not to swallow your manhood then pull up your trousers and live with what has happened

And bring a pack of travel tissues

eskimoparty

magotch07 wrote: »

ALLYWAYS are great...it sounds like you have a dirty one there hold on to her she is a keeper

Brilliant!! LOL:D

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