Booby trapped

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west_wales/10190055.stm

Border agency staff seize 26,000 euros in woman's bra



Port officials have confiscated 26,000 euros, which they found inside a woman's bra as she arrived on a ferry from Dublin.
The Romanian woman claimed to UK Border Agency staff at Holyhead that the money was from the sale of a business in Ireland.
The money was concealed in 500 euro notes.
"Where we suspect cash may be linked with criminal activity, we have the power to seize it," said the agency.
Officers had been carrying out checks at the ferry terminal on Anglesey.

I bet the guard had a good feel to find that

Silverfish

Well, she made a tit of herself.


At least they're keeping abreast of the situation.

alwaysadub

That must've been some size bra to hold all that :eek:

Big Nasty

Maybe the cash was taken during a hold-up!

Black Swan

Fashionable indeed!

Peyton Manning

Tits

Wolfe Tone

I hope to see some of the breast puns AH has to offer here.....

Lando Griffin

It is a strapped bra now.

CreepingDeath

Must've been a treasure chest.

InkSlinger67

Only 26K?!?!

She was only smuggling peanuts!

Minstrel27

alwaysadub wrote: »

That must've been some size bra to hold all that :eek:

52 €500 notes wouldn't take up a huge amount of space.

Well, it was one boob job she didn't want!

Lu Tze

This is the only situation where at the end of a night i wouldn't be disappointed to find a woman had padded her bra

mikom

What did the bra say to the money when it was seized?

"You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift."

Insect Overlord

26 K is so much more interesting than 26 B.

Ali Babba

What kind of business did she sell?

jigglywoo

She was busted

SoulTrader

Her plan went tits up.

Biggins

Can't see what the fuss is over.
It was her personal money chest - whats the problem! :rolleyes:

SoulTrader

Everyone's really milking these breast puns.

Biggins

SoulTrader wrote: »

Everyone's really milking these breast puns.

Well if they go any more south, they will be knickers!

CrazyRabbit

I had heard that breast enlargement was expensive, but 26k!!!!

CrazyRabbit

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

I had heard that breast enlargement was expensive, but 26k!!!!

No! she had a breast reduction, they're now 26k lighter!

Sofaspud

SoulTrader wrote: »

Everyone's really milking these breast puns.

Well she deserves the ribbing.

Andy-Pandy

She will always have terrible mamories of this day.

ejmaztec

Andy-Pandy wrote: »

She will always have terrible mamories of this day.

Better lactate than never.

Andy-Pandy

snip

Dionysus

More seriously, who gets to keep that money? The Irish or British states?

barnacle

I hope she was placed under a breast.

The_Thing

She was wearing an over-the-shoulder Euro holder.

Eddie Ere

<Insert cleverly worded Breast related Pun here>

ArseLtd

Whoa, tits! I found 26 thousand!

aido179

i think this is really just a storm in a D cup

ibarelycare

I'm drunk. This is the best I can do.

( . ) ( . )

Jumpy

HAHA! Now you are in a completely different thread.

K-9

Now, that was a wonder bra.

At least she'll have the mammaries, oh the mammaries.

mink_man

boobs...sweaty boob!

Dionysus

Dionysus wrote: »

More seriously, who gets to keep that money? The Irish or British states?

[serious answer]
It was confiscated by UK customs, If proven to be the proceeds of crime then the (Irish) CAB can claim it.

If she can prove she earned it legitimately, then she can have it back, otherwise UK customs get to keep it.
[/serious answer]

I assume she had her assets checked as well but they didn't find any more money.

Amalgam

Hard to use a 500 euro note in the UK now. Withdrawn from bank wholesalers just this month.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8678979.stm

(undercover sting in link, 300,000 in a cereal box)

Elenxor

Wonder Guard...Lifts and seperates!