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what does it mean when it burns when you pee?

26-05-2010 9:07pm

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seriously?

concerned here

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#2 26-05-2010 9:08pm

GLaDOS

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Perhaps your sex is on fire

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#3 26-05-2010 9:08pm

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ibtl

Your screwed

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#4 26-05-2010 9:09pm

Valmont

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You definitely have AIDS.

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#5 26-05-2010 9:09pm

CreepingDeath

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You've shagged a Northsider.

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#6 26-05-2010 9:09pm

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stop drinking lighter fluid.

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#7 26-05-2010 9:09pm

ottostreet

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Voltex wrote: »

ibtl

Your screwed

what does it mean!?

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#8 26-05-2010 9:10pm

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ottostreet wrote: »

seriously?

concerned here

Chlamydia, haha
Trek to the love doctor for ya

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#9 26-05-2010 9:10pm

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ScienceNerd wrote: »

Perhaps your sex is on fire

Into golden showers are we?

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#10 26-05-2010 9:10pm

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ottostreet wrote: »

seriously?

concerned here

Urinary Tract Infection

Balanitis

anything really. See your GP.

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#11 26-05-2010 9:10pm

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You need to see a real doctor and not ask medically unqualified people on the interweb

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#12 26-05-2010 9:10pm

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IP/TCP

and it stings

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#13 26-05-2010 9:10pm

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that she was lying when she said you were the first:rolleyes:

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#14 26-05-2010 9:10pm

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Wrong forum for sensible advice....

/ shakes head

/ mutters

/ people will never learn

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#15 26-05-2010 9:10pm

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ottostreet wrote: »

what does it mean!?

it means youv got a bad case of cock rot and your gonna lose the little fellow!!

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#16 26-05-2010 9:10pm

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OP this aint the place for medical advice, but if I had to take a guess based on your symptoms, I could almost guarantee its bad aids.

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#17 26-05-2010 9:11pm

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You've met a very friendly social bug.....:pac::pac:

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#18 26-05-2010 9:11pm

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It means you might have a UTI and you need to see a doc.

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#19 26-05-2010 9:12pm

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i never wear protection though..he never wore protection either

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#20 26-05-2010 9:12pm

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TBH...Ivnever seen a thread go to 2 pages so quickly!!

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#21 26-05-2010 9:12pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bcBkwulvXs
sorry, couldnt help but post this

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#22 26-05-2010 9:13pm

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Voltex wrote: »

TBH...Ivnever seen a thread go to 2 pages so quickly!!

Herpes and her friends can spread quite fast.

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#23 26-05-2010 9:14pm

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ottostreet wrote: »

i never wear protection though..he never wore protection either

serves ya right then!

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#24 26-05-2010 9:14pm

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Go to your GP.

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#25 26-05-2010 9:14pm

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You're peeing on a electric fence?

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#26 26-05-2010 9:14pm

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I'll have a Mass said for your genitals

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#27 26-05-2010 9:14pm

GLaDOS

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MagicMarker wrote: »

Into golden showers are we?

Well not me personally...

Though it would be a good improvisation if it was literally on fire.

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#28 26-05-2010 9:16pm

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ottostreet wrote: »

i never wear protection though..he never wore protection either

There's your answer.

I'd make your will while you still can.

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#29 26-05-2010 9:17pm

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You're gonna die OP. unlucky..

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#30 26-05-2010 9:19pm

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Sucks to be you

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#31 26-05-2010 9:19pm

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ewwwwww

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#32 26-05-2010 9:20pm

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ottostreet wrote: »

what does it mean when it burns when you pee
seriously?

concerned here

ottostreet wrote: »

i never wear protection though..he never wore protection either

Did your OH have a hot curry the previous night?

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#33 26-05-2010 9:22pm

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ottostreet wrote: »

seriously?

concerned here

Honestly OP, go see your doctor.:pac:

They are the ones qualified to answer and advise you.

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