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  • 24-05-2010 8:27pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 844 ✭✭✭


    sometimes I feel we're both on the road to one of us knockng the head of the other

    another few weeks of the two of us pulling in the opposite directions and I'm out

    give me strength!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,727 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Sickner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    Ranting & Raving forum
    >


    EDIT:Yeah PI

    my bad


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    PI
    >


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Sounds like you need something to lift you up. There's a cool new place in town I recommend.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Relationship forum?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭kev9100


    What on earth made you think that this is the right forum for these type of posts?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Ill do her

    edit: What a post to hit 6500 with :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Elevator wrote: »
    another few weeks of the two of us pulling in the opposite directions and I'm out!

    Can you both find a common interest like professional tug-of-war?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 844 ✭✭✭Elevator


    I don't know if I was accepted into the r and r forum and I'm not looking for advice, just had to get it off my chest is all

    prepares for the piss to be taken out of it or THE LOCK to come into play


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭SoulTrader


    Ill do her

    So you fancy getting stuck in an Elevator?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    SoulTrader wrote: »
    So you fancy getting stuck in an Elevator?

    Get your coat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Elevator wrote: »
    sometimes I feel we're both on the road to one of us knockng the head of the other

    another few weeks of the two of us pulling in the opposite directions and I'm out

    Are these some sort of mutual-masturbation euphemisms? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 844 ✭✭✭Elevator


    kev9100 wrote: »
    What on earth made you think that this is the right forum for these type of posts?

    cos I wanted a laugh, didn't want serious advice or people agreeing with me and telling me about their ****ty relationships.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Bell end up the chod bin, yer only man;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭SoulTrader


    Elevator wrote: »
    cos I wanted a laugh, didn't want serious advice or people agreeing with me and telling me about their ****ty relationships.

    This elevator only goes one way!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    At least your still getting the ride.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Elevator wrote: »

    another few weeks of the two of us pulling in the opposite directions and I'm out

    Try using lube next time.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    If things are that bad just cut your losses tbh. Some people are in terrible relationships but wont ever break up.

    I call it the...

    "Oh I couldn't break up with him, he has my entire CD collection in the boot of his car, I'm just gonna stick it out for another 4 years and see how it pans out"


    mentality.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    stovelid wrote: »
    Can you both find a common interest like professional tug-of-war?

    Stovelid I have to ask, is that actually you in that pic? (Hopefully its not some famous sports person and Im being a dope!)

    ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    Elevator wrote: »
    sometimes I feel we're both on the road to one of us knockng the head of the other

    another few weeks of the two of us pulling in the opposite directions and I'm out

    give me strength!!

    At least your not just pulling yourself.

    I'm getting good at these AH answers!


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Try using lube next time.

    Heard a great story about a couple mistaking the superglue for lube from a friend who was a nurse. After bring brought to hospital the staff had to call his missus when he took a panick attack.

    Id hate to be him trying to explain to the missus about what I was at with a young one glued to me bits.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Elevator wrote: »
    sometimes I feel we're both on the road to one of us knockng the head of the other

    another few weeks of the two of us pulling in the opposite directions and I'm out

    give me strength!!

    There's an easy solution. Move out. Get your own space & you will find in time that you and your mother will have a much less stressful relationship. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Stovelid I have to ask, is that actually you in that pic? (Hopefully its not some famous sports person and Im being a dope!)

    ;)

    It's me, aye.

    Why do you ask?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    stovelid wrote: »
    It's me, aye.

    Why do you ask?

    She wants to sex u up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    FearDark wrote: »
    She wants to sex u up.

    I get that all the time, in fairness.


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