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Memory Card verse.

  • 24-05-2010 8:10pm
    #1
    Godsentme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 543 ✭✭✭


    People, I need a 4 or 8 line verse for my Mothers Memory Card.

    I've read loads but the're all a bit religious or tearjerky.

    Something like;

    Who knew her,
    Loved her.

    Who loved her
    Were glad.


Comments

  • #2
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,779 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Why use one of those awful verses! Even the best of them are cringe-making.

    Why not ask each of the immediate family to use one word to describe her and then use those words instead. It might be schmaltzy but at least it'll be your own and personal. If there's room on the card you could all agree on writing about something that happened or that she said that made you all laugh at the time.


  • #3
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    OP, AH is definately not the place to ask. After Hours is like hell, it's where all the heartless, souless, evil people hang out on Boards.ie.

    I wouldn't even know what to recommend, the christian forum maybe? I dunno.


  • #4
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    "I'll never know how much she cared

    The secret worries never shared

    The hopes,the fears, she held inside

    Will always keep her by my side"


    FB


  • #5
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    This is a song for the ladies
    But fellas listen closely
    You don't always have to **** her hard
    In fact sometimes that's not right to do
    Sometimes you've got to make some love
    And ****ing give her some smoochies too
    Sometimes ya got to squeeze
    Sometimes you've got to say please
    Sometime you've got to say hey
    I'm gonna **** you softly
    I'm gonna screw you gently
    I'm gonna hump you sweetly
    I'm gonna ball you discreetly
    And then you say hey I bought you flowers
    And then you say wait a minute sally
    I think I got somethin in my teeth
    Could you get it out for me
    That's ****ing teamwork
    Whats your favorite position?
    That's cool with me
    Its not my favorite
    But I'll do it for you
    Whats your favorite dish?
    I'm not gonna cook it
    But ill order it from Zanzibar
    And then I'm gonna love you completely
    And then I'll ****ing **** you discreetly
    And then I'll ****ing bone you completely
    But then I'm gonna **** you hard
    Hard


  • #6
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    I love her more every single day,
    I swear I don't have an oedipus complex.
    I really should stop watching The Miracle.


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  • #7
    Godsentme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Godsentme


    That would look lovely on my mothers memory card. You're a very sick man and a thug. You should be banned for life, you bastard.
    MagicMarker wrote: »
    This is a song for the ladies

    But fellas listen closely
    You don't always have to **** her hard
    In fact sometimes that's not right to do
    Sometimes you've got to make some love
    And ****ing give her some smoochies too
    Sometimes ya got to squeeze
    Sometimes you've got to say please
    Sometime you've got to say hey
    I'm gonna **** you softly
    I'm gonna screw you gently
    I'm gonna hump you sweetly
    I'm gonna ball you discreetly
    And then you say hey I bought you flowers
    And then you say wait a minute sally
    I think I got somethin in my teeth
    Could you get it out for me
    That's ****ing teamwork
    Whats your favorite position?
    That's cool with me
    Its not my favorite
    But I'll do it for you
    Whats your favorite dish?
    I'm not gonna cook it
    But ill order it from Zanzibar
    And then I'm gonna love you completely
    And then I'll ****ing **** you discreetly
    And then I'll ****ing bone you completely
    But then I'm gonna **** you hard

    Hard


  • #8
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Godsentme wrote: »
    That would look lovely on my mothers memory card. You're a very sick man and a thug. You should be banned for life, you bastard.
    Best. Post. Ever.


  • #9
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,321 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Hi OP,

    You'll be better off asking in one of the religious forums

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=526


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