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Sat Nite Out, The Bobby Situation

  • 22-05-2010 4:21pm
    #1
    I Was VB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭


    Bobby as in Bob Dylan, = Shillin'

    How much to bring out, mate of mines leaving do in town tonite.

    Been so long since i went out (well about two months ago and it was for a quiet gargle) So how much to bring out?

    Keep in mind if i licked a packet of wine gums i would be on the deck.


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  • #2
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Number of possible bars?
    Drink per bar?
    Disco?
    Drinks per disco?
    Lassies?
    Drugs?

    A lot of variables with no indication of numbers offered - it would help.


  • #3
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I Was VB wrote: »
    if i licked a wino's gums i would be on the deck.

    Wouldn't we all.:eek:


  • #4
    ilovecats
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭ilovecats


    A tonne should do it I reckon
    Biggins wrote: »
    Lassies?
    .
    You normally factor prostitutes into a night out??


  • #5
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I Was VB wrote: »
    Bobby as in Bob Dylan, = Shillin'

    How much to bring out, mate of mines leaving do in town tonite.

    Been so long since i went out (well about two months ago and it was for a quiet gargle) So how much to bring out?

    Keep in mind if i licked a packet of wine gums i would be on the deck.

    You just made that up, didn't you? And disguised the fact that you wanted to show off behind a logical question? Come on - admit it!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #6
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Originally Posted by Biggins
    Lassies?
    ilovecats wrote: »
    You normally factor prostitutes into a night out??
    When you go out tonight, try calling a lassie that when you see one.

    Please get back to us with the result when they allow you to surf the net from a casualty ward LOL :pac:


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  • #7
    ilovecats
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭ilovecats


    Biggins wrote: »
    When you go out tonight, try calling a lassie that when you see one.

    Please get back to us with the result when they allow you to surf the net from a casualty ward LOL :pac:
    I will be out, possibly chatting to some girls. This wont increase the money spent. I'll let you off with strippers.


  • #8
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    ilovecats wrote: »
    I will be out, possibly chatting to some girls. This wont increase the money spent. I'll let you off with strippers.
    LOL Thanks. I need a few paint strippers in my home.

    One has to treat the ladies nice and buy a few drinks.
    So if the OP was meeting up with a few, I'd also factor in for that too - just in case.


  • #9
    **Timbuk2**
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    You could always bring a small amount and any additional that you need get from an ATM. You don't want to be carrying a large amount of money around with you.


  • #10
    ilovecats
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭ilovecats


    Biggins wrote: »
    LOL Thanks. I need a few paint strippers in my home.

    One has to treat the ladies nice and buy a few drinks.
    So if the OP was meeting up with a few, I'd also factor in for that too - just in case.
    yes but i normally buy whoever i'm chatting to a few drinks, regardless of their sex.


  • #11
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    ilovecats wrote: »
    yes but i normally buy whoever i'm chatting to a few drinks, regardless of their sex.
    Fair play. I hope some day we meet. :D


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  • #12
    ilovecats
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭ilovecats


    Biggins wrote: »
    Fair play. I hope some day we meet. :D
    The jagerbombs are on me ;)


  • #13
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Biggins wrote: »
    Number of possible bars?
    Drink per bar?
    Disco?
    Drinks per disco?
    Lassies?
    Drugs?

    A lot of variables with no indication of numbers offered - it would help.

    plus which town, this could have a major factor on the cost of all mentioned there


  • #14
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Im glad I don't live in dublin, here (in Tipp) you can get 10 pints of guinness for 38 euros, taxi home for a fiver and a whore for 60.


  • #15
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    FearDark wrote: »
    Im glad I don't live in dublin, here (in Tipp) you can get taxi home for a fiver and a whore for 60.
    I wonder what my mother in law does to get the extra fiver! :confused:


  • #16
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    FearDark wrote: »
    Im glad I don't live in dublin, here (in Tipp) you can get 10 pints of guinness for 38 euros, taxi home for a fiver and a whore for 60.

    it was 4.20 for a pint in sligo last night, not sure how much the whores are

    :D


  • #17
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Biggins wrote: »
    I wonder what my mother in law does to get the extra fiver! :confused:
    Trust me, you dont wanna know ;)

    Hould on to me old gearstick der love...

    /Tipp accent.


  • #18
    ilovecats
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭ilovecats


    irish-stew wrote: »
    it was 4.20 for a pint in sligo last night, not sure how much the whores are

    :D
    60 for a half hour, 90 for the hour.


  • #19
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    ilovecats wrote: »
    60 for a half hour, 90 for the hour.

    Do you do rates per load?


  • #20
    ilovecats
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭ilovecats


    FearDark wrote: »
    Do you do rates per load?
    i'm a simple punter my friend


  • #21
    Rockn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭Rockn


    FearDark wrote: »
    Im glad I don't live in dublin, here (in Tipp) you can get 10 pints of guinness for 38 euros, taxi home for a fiver and a whore for 60.
    Here in Dublin you can get 10 pints for 60, taxi home for 38 euro and a whore for a fiver. So it all balances out.


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  • #22
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Bring as much money as you need to drink as much as you decide to drink as a result of exercising free will.


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