What's the worst you've ever been stung?

mathie

And I don't mean by a Jelly fish.

What's the worst someone has ever stung you?

My brother-in-law asked the OH and myself to babysit their child.
After a whole night of the child screaming uncontrollably he came to pick the child up.
Turns out he'd brought the child for it's injections just before dropping her off with us.

cherryghost

Being asked to finish off a 'few' pages of typing, only to receive 80 pages of typing to be done.

douglashyde

he told me he was a women.

TheZohanS

I was badly stung by a bee once...20 quid for a jar of honey...

Biggins

In a disco by a female!

bush Baby

Biggins wrote: »

In a disco by a female!

€7000 by a solicitor for doing sweet **** all

johngalway

Less than €200, but I've had my own back indirectly a few times since

What goes around comes around, just bide yer time :cool:

Dravokivich

Going to a massage parlour once and being done for "Solicitation."

Fúckers... all I wanted was a thorough rub down...

johnny_knoxvile

...it wasn't a glory hole...it was a bee hive!

aDeener

There is this guuuuyyyy, i think chris hansen is his name, he stung me real bad..... :pac:

Stop....Hammer Time

Court found me Guilty but I was innocent

Had a suspended sentance hanging over me for 10 months

I appealed and won

mathie

Stop....Hammer Time wrote: »

Court found me Guilty but I was innocent

Had a suspended sentance hanging over me for 10 months

I appealed and won

Guilty of recording 'U Can't Touch This'?

johnny_knoxvile

mathie wrote: »

Guilty of recording 'U Can't Touch This'?

no crimes against trousers.

Stop....Hammer Time

mathie wrote: »

Guilty of recording 'U Can't Touch This'?

I bet you sing along to it when you hear it .

inforfun

Stop....Hammer Time wrote: »

I bet you sing along to it when you hear it .

Fuck that.. it is already in my head after reading it...

Snowie

Passing a spliff to a gaurd of duty.....

Run_to_da_hills

e800 at a dentist for getting my fcuking teeth cleaned.

keano_afc

Was "merry" on holidays in Turkey a good few years ago and got a shoe polish on my white adidas runners that I handed over 5000 drachmas for.Only about €25 but I was annoyed once I'd sobered up.

rainbowdrop

Went to the Doctor's yesterday cos I have a chest infection.......

€45 for the Doctor
€28 for antibiotics (7 tablets to be taken once a day for a week)

How the fcuk can one measly tablet cost €4? And how the fcuk can the doctor justify charging €45? I was in the surgery for less than 5 minutes!!

:mad:

silverharp

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

e800 at a dentist for getting my fcuking teeth cleaned.

wtf! are you mr Ed?




me, Pyramid scheme in the 80's total cost £8 , lesson learned, priceless.

silverharp

silverharp wrote: »

wtf! are you mr Ed?

I just nearly choked on my tea :pac:

pickarooney

keano_afc wrote: »

Was "merry" on holidays in Turkey a good few years ago and got a shoe polish on my white adidas runners that I handed over 5000 drachmas for.Only about €25 but I was annoyed once I'd sobered up.

But on the plus side, you stung him with your Greek currency.

keano_afc

pickarooney wrote: »

But on the plus side, you stung him with your Greek currency.

You'd think, but he actually turned down Turkish lira because it had "too many zero's". I was done.

Murt10

Years ago I was in Paris years ago for a weekend.

"Happened" (as you do) across a place called La Pigalle (Red light area). Touts outside all the premises, promising free admission and a free drink for entry to a live ()ucky ()ucky show.

After some deliberation we decided to give it a go, and have a look at a show. What had we to lose. It was going to be something to tell the lads about when we came back home. This was pre Ryanair, when anywhere foreign was exiciting, and travel cost an arm and a leg.

We were led down a passageway up to a desk. Your man at the desk wanted money. No, we argued, Free admission. Your admission is free but this is a members only club so in order to come in you have to be a member, and you have to pay to become a member. Paid up. It was in French Francs, between 5 & 10 punts each. Anyway, with the lure of the free drink, a show not available in Ireland, and a story, we paid up and went in.

We were guided to this table in a booth. There was a bottle of Champagne ion ice on the table. Free drink, girlfriend wanted some of that. I said no. Girlfriend then wanted a short and a mixer. I felt there was something wrong and again said No and ordered 2 cokes.

Waiter arrived with the two small bottles of coke. Then he wanted money. No we said, we were told we were entitled to a free drink. Waiter replied that you had to pay for the first drink, and only the second one was free. Grudgingly, I gave your man about twenty pounds. He took it and stood there. I asked him where was my change. He said he wanted more money, that I hadn't given him enough money for the coke. A major row followed and it looked as if it was going to start to get physical. Me and a couple of bouncers and staff. No problem. Anyway, I was dragged out of the place by the girlfriend, before I got myself into trouble.

Ruined the whole weekend. I still feel stupid about being so easily ripped off.

I bet Tierry Henrys Mother and Father worked there. Cheating ***nts.

PK2008

Murt10 wrote: »

Years ago I was in Paris years ago for a weekend.

Brain fart!

silvervixen84

Murt10 wrote: »

Years ago I was in Paris years ago for a weekend.

"Happened" (as you do) across a place called La Pigalle (Red light area). Touts outside all the premises, promising free admission and a free drink for entry to a live ()ucky ()ucky show.

After some deliberation we decided to give it a go, and have a look at a show. What had we to lose. It was going to be something to tell the lads about when we came back home. This was pre Ryanair, when anywhere foreign was exiciting, and travel cost an arm and a leg.

We were led down a passageway up to a desk. Your man at the desk wanted money. No, we argued, Free admission. Your admission is free but this is a members only club so in order to come in you have to be a member, and you have to pay to become a member. Paid up. It was in French Francs, between 5 & 10 punts each. Anyway, with the lure of the free drink, a show not available in Ireland, and a story, we paid up and went in.

We were guided to this table in a booth. There was a bottle of Champagne ion ice on the table. Free drink, girlfriend wanted some of that. I said no. Girlfriend then wanted a short and a mixer. I felt there was something wrong and again said No and ordered 2 cokes.

Waiter arrived with the two small bottles of coke. Then he wanted money. No we said, we were told we were entitled to a free drink. Waiter replied that you had to pay for the first drink, and only the second one was free. Grudgingly, I gave your man about twenty pounds. He took it and stood there. I asked him where was my change. He said he wanted more money, that I hadn't given him enough money for the coke. A major row followed and it looked as if it was going to start to get physical. Me and a couple of bouncers and staff. No problem. Anyway, I was dragged out of the place by the girlfriend, before I got myself into trouble.

Ruined the whole weekend. I still feel stupid about being so easily ripped off.

I bet Tierry Henrys Mother and Father worked there. Cheating ***nts.

Something very similar happened to me years ago too, also in Paris :eek:

mathie

silvervixen84 wrote: »

Something very similar happened to me years ago too, also in Paris :eek:

You probably saw them from the stage.