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My eyes, they burn!

  • 20-05-2010 6:18pm
    #1
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭


    First...take some sexy hotpants.

    e.g.
    http://i49.tinypic.com/2i7st1g.jpg
    http://i50.tinypic.com/5frrjr.jpg

    Now picture a hairy & slightly overweight 54 year old male wearing said hotpants.

    Suddenly those sexy hotpants become traumatic instead.

    I wish my landlord would stop walking around the garden practically naked every time the sun shines!


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  • #2
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    I wish people would stop staring at me and raping me with their eyes every time I walk around in my hotpants in my garden :(


  • #3
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I wish I wasn't the underpants!


  • #4
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    *Rubs mist off glasses*


  • #5
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    I wish my landlord would stop walking around the garden practically naked every time the sun shines!
    It's your father isn't it?


  • #6
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Blobby George wrote: »
    It's your father isn't it?


    This is the first post of yours I actually laughed out loud at ;)


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  • #7
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Blobby George wrote: »
    It's your father isn't it?

    I'd hope not. He's been dead for 25 years.


  • #8
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    I'd hope not. He's been dead for 25 years.

    Now I feel bad for laughing


  • #9
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Who wears short shorts?!


  • #10
    Glico Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,283 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    Ah short shorts... Great invention


  • #11
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,974 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    The goggles do nothing!


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  • #12
    cian1500ww
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,904 ✭✭✭cian1500ww


    SadieSue wrote: »
    Who wears short shorts?!
    We wear short shorts !!


  • #13
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    My eyes received similar damage after seeing these feckers

    Why? Just why???? :confused:


  • #14
    Glico Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,283 ✭✭✭Glico Man


    InkSlinger67 wrote: »
    My eyes received similar damage after seeing these feckers

    Why? Just why???? :confused:


    What the hell was that??

    Are they trying to bring back the greaser look or something? Bloody Germans :pac:


  • #15
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Over reaction, how could you think of such things:confused:


  • #16
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    InkSlinger67 wrote: »
    My eyes received similar damage after seeing these feckers

    Why? Just why???? :confused:

    It's a damn sight better than 'the original'!


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