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Hard learning

  • 20-05-2010 01:29PM
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    Educate yourself!
    Said the wise man.
    As he sat above me on a rock.

    Interesting, says I. And I watched him

    As he threw his arms into the air and gesticulated
    Great elaborate diagrams of complexity with his outstreched limbs.

    I wonder if his arse hurts.

    Free yourselves from the chattels of ignorance!
    Let loose your untrained minds in the realm of knowledge!
    He cried from his stony granite perch.

    Ah. I think I'll not. I've little need of education
    From a man
    Who hasnt the sense
    To come down here
    And sit on something softer.



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