Lost PBJ sandwiches...

Star Lord

Robbed from LostROFL.com:

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How to Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich, According to The Losties
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Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly

Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the jelly sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow peanut butter or jelly sandwich into grave danger

Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of jelly at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of peanut butter lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite

Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich anyway
3. Realize that you were the instrument by which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time

Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum

Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like

Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich “brother”
3. Place peanut butter slice over jelly slice
4. Spread jelly on the other slice
5. Spread peanut butter on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly

Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim you coerced them into making the sandwich for you all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like

Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as you start making it, get shot

Danielle
1. Apply peanut butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich

Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, peanut butter

Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse
1. Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other ****, then say you had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts

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Des' and Sawyers sandwichs made me lol the most

Töpher

Actually laughed out loud at some of those, cheers!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

the locke one is fantastic

Soby

Im gonna eat you brother lol

Yitzhak Rabin

Michael
1. Make a special sandwich
2. Initially be unsure if you really like the sandwich
3. Others steal your sandwich
4. Spent the next while shouting SANDWICHHHHHHHHH, and WHERES MA' SANDWICH!
5. Kill people to get your special sandwich back and dissapear never really explaining how your sandwich was special

Mr. Incognito

Mr Eko

Pray for a sandwich.
Argue with the Bakers.
Get Killed

Rose and Bernard.

Make a sandwich each.
Argue, "you have it, no you have it"
Kiss and Make up
Feed each other pieces of your sandwich.
Hold hands.

Charlie

Crush and Snort Peanut Butter.
Choke and get saved by strangers.
Shout indignately and then drown on Jelly.

Shannon

Stomp around and demand everyone make you sandwiches.
Get ignored.
Show Sayid your tits.
Eat Sandwiches he has prepared

Basq

Great stuff!

Star Lord

Richard:
1. Make sandwich
2. Apply eye liner
3. Wait around a couple of hundred years
4. Eat sandwich that is magically as fresh as the day it was made

Basq

Boone:
1. Watch Locke making sandwich
2. Follow Locke around waiting for him to drop crumbs or better yet, half a sandwich
3. Just before you get the sandwich, you die!
4. Locke finishes sandwich

Marcaiocht_Tonn

Cecil/MIB:
1. Stare wistfully across the sea and wonder what sandwiches are out there.
2. Create sandwich maker using donkey wheel, water and magical light.
3. Get beaten up and thrown into shining butthole of the island.
4. Jacob eats sandwich.

stevenmu

Lapidus
1. Stand behind the others holding a gun for some reason.
2. Offer to make everyone a sandwich.
3. Half way through realise that there isn't enough bread to go around.
4. Only make sandwiches for some of the group.
5. After eating them, start to feel bad about the rest of the group that didn't get sandwiches and go to get more bread.
6. Arrive back with no bread, no peanut butter and no jelly.
7. Pick up a gun from somewhere.

Star Lord

Artz/Ilana:

1. Make sandwich
2. Explode

Star Lord

Artz/Ilana:
1. Make sandwich
2. Explode

Daniel Faraday:
1. Notice that the PBJ sandwich has been eaten, and cry, though you don't know why.
2. Send consciousness back through time to make a PBJ sandwich.
3. Make PBJ sandwich.
4. Eat PBJ sandwich.

podgemonster

Faraday

1. Gather ingredients
2. Spread peanut butter
3. Spread Jelly
4. Place sandwach on plate
5. Forget who you are and what your doing
6. Gather ingredients
7. Spread peanut butter
etc...

Vincent
1. Find ingredients
2. Eat bread
3. Bury peanut butter and jelly jars on beach
4. Lick balls

Niki and Paulo
1. Make sandwiches behind each others back
2. Discover the other ones sandwich
3. Steal sandwiches off one another
4. Express love for one another and disregard the sandwiches
5. Paralysed by a spiders and buried alive....with their sandwiches!

Essien

Mikhail
Make sandwich
Eat sandwich
Sandwich reappears
Eat sandwich
Sandwich reappears
Eat sandwich
Sandwich reappears
Eat sandwich
Sandwich reappears
etc.....

Aldebaran

Jacob

1. Make sandwich
2. Touch sandwich
3. Realise you have inadvertently made sandwich a candidate, and now cannot eat it because of the 'rules'

Basq

Jin:
1. Take two slices of bread.
2. Take out a slab of butter and a bag of monkey nuts. Mash whole monkey nuts into the butter.
3. Take out Chivers Strawberry Jelly and put in a plastic bowl with 300ml of boiling water. Wait 4 hours for it to set.
4. Drop the sandwich from a height into the bowl of jelly.
5. Realise the language barrier may have been a problem.
6. Eat the lumpy but tasty sandwich immersed in cold Strawberry Jelly.

Marcaiocht_Tonn

Dharma:
1. Create a hidden station for sandwich-making called "The Loaf".
2. Provide Hanso-narrated instructional video.
3. Bring randomers to island to perform sandwich-making experiments.
4. Get purged.


http://blueskiesabove.us/mcgriddle/imgs/dharmamcgriddle.jpg

podgemonster

Keamy
1. Smiles at ingredients
2. Shoots ingredients to oblivion
3. Makes Eggs, really good eggs

jimbling

omg, I can't believe I only just came into this thread. Absolute gold. ty op, and everyone else... laughing my ass off.

The Volt

Sun:

1. Take out ingredients and prepare them individually.
2. Develop amnesia
3. Jealously watch everyone else eating their sandwiches as you try to remember what kind you wanted in the first place.
4. Find Jin
5. Suddenly you can make the sandwich again.

Mr. Incognito

Daniel Faraday

Identify the tastiest combination of peanut butter and Jelly from notebook
Combine with bread in a particle reactor
Use quantum mechanics to Divide sandwich equally between all the losties
Stare at Charlotte and forget sandwich

Eloise Hawking

Make Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Declare it to be special sandwich and lock it in the fridge.
Let sandwich out after 20 years. Smash it with hammer and Post it with no address.

Charles Widmore

Buy Sandwich.
Sell Sandwich.
Profit.

Miles

Enter kitchen.
Communicate with sandwiches eaten within the last week.
Stand around looking useless occasionally passing sarcastic comments when someone enters the kitchen.

Ana Lcuia

Make Sandwich
Get shot.
Recover
Make sandwich
Get shot.
Die.
Resurrected in new timeline.
Make sandwich.
Eat on way home from pub in car whilst drunk.
Crash.
Die.

Charlotte

Locate Sandwich Skeleton in Desert with Dharma Collar.
Declare to be "Bloody Old Sandwich"
Take measurements.
Wash hair.

Frank
Take Chopper to Peanut Butter factory. Crash and retrieve Peanut Butter.
Fly to Jelly factory. Crash and retrieve Jelly.
Take "the big bird" to Bakery. Crash and retrieve bread.
Make sandwich. Declare it to be the weirdest damn sandwich run he was ever on.

Claire
Have Charlie Make Sandwich
Start dancing on Beach and Break out in Chorus of "Peanut Butter Jelly Time"
Have Losties Join in.
Hugo starts belly dancing.
Losties Laugh.
Everyone singing "Peanut Butter Jelly Time!"

JDee

Lost comedy gold

shizz

podgemonster wrote: »

Vincent
1. Find ingredients
2. Eat bread
3. Bury peanut butter and jelly jars on beach
4. Lick balls

HAHAHAHAHA Thats the best

RolandIRL

Faraday
Talk in weird croaky voice about how to make sandwich
Bring bread, peanut butter, and jelly to the island
Use electromagnetism to join ingredients
Denote nuclear bomb when it goes wrong
Eats sandwich in Flash-sideways and remembers Charlotte's breasts

DeVore

Faraday:
Day 1 send peanut butter 2 days ahead in time.
Day 2 send jelly 1 day ahead in time.
Day 3 stand there with buttered slices of bread in each hand.