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Bucket List

  • 19-05-2010 3:14pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48


    Has anyone made a bucket list or if they were to have one what would they have on it?

    Mine would be:

    1. To see Orca Whales in the Wild
    2. Swim with Dolphins
    3. See a Rugby World Cup
    4. See the Winter Olympics
    5. Travel South America and New Zealand
    6. Complete my Microsoft Exams (keep putting this off)

    Anyone else have one?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    1. Not die.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    As in a list of things to do before you kick the bucket?

    No.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,417 ✭✭✭Miguel_Sanchez


    Kick Bishop Brennan up the arse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭gandhi123


    Has anyone made a bucket list or if they were to have one what would they have on it?

    Mine would be:

    1. To see Orca Whales in the Wild
    2. Swim with Dolphins
    3. See a Rugby World Cup
    4. See the Winter Olympics
    5. Travel South America and New Zealand
    6. Complete my Microsoft Exams (keep putting this off)

    Anyone else have one?

    =IF(Age<50years old, "Why be negative and bother with a Bucket list?", "Why not?")


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    1. Have a ****
    2. Eat dinner

    I love life in the short-term


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    To laugh each day .


    To own a brand new Audi A6 , next year hopefully.


    To have a threesome


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I would have "a new bucket" on my list. I have two out in the back garden, but both of them have big cracks in them & are basically useless for gardening.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,630 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    As Bill Bailey said why does everyone put swimming with dolphins on their list, why not something more imaginative like Lunge wildly at the Pope


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Complete Microsoft exams? Really?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    1. Puking in them
    2. Having to **** in them (caravan holiday)
    3. Emptying them
    4. Stuff coming out of them onto my head
    5. Keeping mops in them
    6. Spinning them really fast in circles with water in them
    7. Using them for making sandcastles.

    -Funk


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    As Bill Bailey said why does everyone put swimming with dolphins on their list, why not something more imaginative like Lunge wildly at the Pope

    And come to think of it - why do people buy "doplhin friendly tuna"? When I crack open a tin of fish, the last thing I care about is if the tuna was mates with the dolphins. :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,984 ✭✭✭Degag


    1. Travel and see the World.
    2. Play in the World Series of Poker Main Event
    3. Just Enjoy Life, We're not here for long.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    Shot a lion in the face


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Buy paper so I can stop writing lists on buckets!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Id like to shoot a big spine on a snowboard in Alaska,
    Sky dive free fall witha wing suit...
    Do the gum ball rally.
    Surf cloud brake.
    geta nuke in cod mw2
    Ice climb
    get into collage.

    Be very sucessfull :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Upgrade plastic bucket to steel bucket.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    1. Have a threesome with a Mum + daughter
    2. Send pics onto husband/father
    3. I'll leave it up to his imagination to decide on how I leave this world.

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    1: Teach one woman how to park.
    2: well, there is no 2. I'll never achieve 1.


  • Posts: 23,339 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    1) Own a sleazy but lucrative strip club in the UK
    2) have loads of dosh to spend on big cars and cuban cigars
    3) own a race horse or two, ideally a stable with a good trainer.

    nothing too interesting really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    gavredking wrote: »
    Shot a lion in the face

    You came on a lions face.... Brave man!!!
    6. Complete my Microsoft Exams (keep putting this off)

    I would like to do this to get paid more money in a long illustrious career. Not finally pass them all and then die!

    I would like to travel the world backpacker style. I've done Europe so only most of the world left.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    A staring contest with Christopher Walken
    Build a swimming pool just off my kitchen
    Have a variety of fast petrol guzzling cars
    Have some very sharp suits that I can pull off wearing every day
    An appartment in Manhatten
    A yacht in the carribean

    Edit : Does a bucket list need to be realistic?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    1: Teach one woman how to park.
    2: well, there is no 2. I'll never achieve 1.

    You must be a really sh1t teacher.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    You must be a really sh1t teacher.


    You know what they say. Those who can't... Teach.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    ...
    get into collage.

    Like this?

    -Funk


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭vangoz


    1. Run out onto a baseball game
    2. Own the dallas cowboys
    3. Compete on the gong show

    "We got more gongs than that break dancing robot that caught on fire"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    1. Climb Niagra Falls
    2. Boogie board down Mount Everest
    3. Punch Muhammed Ali.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    PK2008 wrote: »
    3. Punch Muhammed Ali.

    Good plan, waiting til he got old and is shaking like a jelly mould. Just to be sure you better wait til he's sleeping so you definitley don't get your ass kicked. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭TheSegal


    Why people want to swim with dolphins i'll never know! I used to dive off Spanish Point in Clare and whenever it got really warm there was dolphins down there, first time I seen them I thought "Cool, a dolphin!" When I jumped in and got close to it it started pucking me because I didn't have any food for it the little bas***d :mad:


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Talk to a real woman :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭quicklickpaddy


    PK2008 wrote: »
    1. Climb Niagra Falls
    2. Boogie board down Mount Everest
    3. Punch Muhammed Ali.

    He is a very old man who is riddled with Parkinsons... :eek:


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    He is a very old man who is riddled with Parkinsons... :eek:

    Saying that, have you seen him have a "mock fight" recently? Hasnt lost it one bit. Kinda weird really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,380 ✭✭✭✭nacho libre


    to parachute back to earth from the highest point possible in the atmosphere.

    climb croagh patrick as many times as i can in one day

    to have all my favourite bands play together in one night.

    to experience an epic snowstorm in Ireland, that surpasses any such storm of the last 100 years.

    to have the best sex i've every had and then just die immediately afterwards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    1. Make a funny post on boards.ie that is appreciated by at least 2 people.

    2. Eat some dolphin meat (I hate swimming).

    3. Own an apartment/house that doesn't look like a warzone. (I even have bullets holes in one of the walls)

    4. Stop being so lazy about keeping in touch with friends.

    5. Learn to appreciate & use all those horrible social media websites that my friends insist on using. (Facebook, Twitter etc).

    6. Start my own religion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Proposition Lucy Lawless (nothing ventured nothing gained, right?)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    NothingMan wrote: »
    You came on a lions face.... Brave man!!
    It wasnt a lion, it was a cougar;)
    1. Make a funny post on boards.ie that is appreciated by at least 2 people.
    Still working on that I see...I'll help ya along hehe!


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