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Just desserts

Mr. Presentable · 2010-05-19 14:32:42

Just deserts What are your best "he totally deserved it" stories? I'll start. I'm at Templogue road/Cypress Grove road junction. Traffic coming from the bridge is right turn buses only. It's about 17:30, very busy. A taxi comes into the junction from the bridge and signals right. Cars behind him going straight are held up…

19-05-2010 2:32pm

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Just deserts

What are your best "he totally deserved it" stories?

I'll start.

I'm at Templogue road/Cypress Grove road junction. Traffic coming from the bridge is right turn buses only. It's about 17:30, very busy. A taxi comes into the junction from the bridge and signals right. Cars behind him going straight are held up and blow the horn. He tries to edge through the traffic coming against him, blowing the horn and flashing lights.

Eventually he bullies his way through and heads towards Templeogue. At this point the Garda driving the second car back waiting at the lights steps out in front of him and signals him in.

Sweet.

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#2 19-05-2010 2:35pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZy105010SI

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#3 19-05-2010 2:38pm

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George Bush gettin walloped with some Iranians slippers.

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#4 19-05-2010 2:40pm

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Custard.

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#5 19-05-2010 2:43pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlC8pHONpmQ

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#6 19-05-2010 2:45pm

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W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

George Bush gettin walloped with some Iranians slippers.

They missed.

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#7 19-05-2010 2:45pm

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I always thought bus lanes could be used by taxi's as well.

Michelle Heaton falling was brilliant. If only she had dragged Bill down with her.

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#8 19-05-2010 2:46pm

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Would it be bold to say Katy French? :pac:

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#9 19-05-2010 2:48pm

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cson wrote: »

Would it be bold to say Katy French? :pac:

The thankswhores will love you for it.

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#10 19-05-2010 2:48pm

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Stench Blossoms wrote: »

I always thought bus lanes could be used by taxi's as well.

Right turn buses only.
Right turn buses only.
Right turn buses only.
Right turn buses only.
Right turn buses only.
Right turn buses only.
Right turn buses only.
Right turn buses only.
Right turn buses only.

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#11 19-05-2010 2:50pm

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cson wrote: »

Would it be bold to say Katy French? :pac:

Too much powdered coconut .. Tsk Tsk Katy!

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#12 19-05-2010 2:51pm

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Stench Blossoms wrote: »

I always thought bus lanes could be used by taxi's as well.

Michelle Heaton falling was brilliant. If only she had dragged Bill down with her.

Its not a bus lane, its a junction where only buses can turn. i.e. neither bicycles nor taxis can.

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#13 19-05-2010 3:03pm

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Stench Blossoms wrote: »

I always thought bus lanes could be used by taxi's as well.

I think they can if there's someone in the taxi.

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#14 19-05-2010 3:06pm

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Gunsfortoys wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZy105010SI

F*cking hell - I laughed so hard at that I'm almost in tears! BRILLIANT!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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#15 19-05-2010 3:08pm

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OutlawPete wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlC8pHONpmQ

I don't know who this person is, but what did she do that this is her just desserts?

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#16 19-05-2010 3:11pm

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kingofthe3rdyrs wrote: »

They missed.

Probably because they were iraqi slippers.

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#17 19-05-2010 3:14pm

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Gunsfortoys wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZy105010SI

Not real, its an ad.

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#18 19-05-2010 3:15pm

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pickarooney wrote: »

I don't know who this person is, but what did she do that this is her just desserts?

She has being a cnut from hell for years.

On Popstars she was a little bitch.

On Faite Towers she cried to get attention.

On celebrity Big Brother she tried to be Shilpa Shetty and bawled her eyes out everyday saying Coolio was bullying her.

I hate her.

I despise her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmeCI02QgQk

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#19 19-05-2010 3:16pm

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OutlawPete wrote: »

She has being a cnut from hell for years.

On Popstars she was a little bitch.

On Faite Towers she cried to get attention.

On celebrity Big Brother she tried to be Shilpa Shetty and bawled her eyes out everyday saying Coolio was bullying her.

I hate her.

I despise her.

Yeah but tell us what you really think of her.

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#20 19-05-2010 3:30pm

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OutlawPete wrote: »

She has being a cnut from hell for years.

On Popstars she was a little bitch.

On Faite Towers she cried to get attention.

On celebrity Big Brother she tried to be Shilpa Shetty and bawled her eyes out everyday saying Coolio was bullying her.

I hate her.

I despise her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmeCI02QgQk

I still would though

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#21 19-05-2010 3:31pm

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OutlawPete wrote: »

She has being a cnut from hell for years.

On Popstars she was a little bitch.

On Faite Towers she cried to get attention.

On celebrity Big Brother she tried to be Shilpa Shetty and bawled her eyes out everyday saying Coolio was bullying her.

I hate her.

I despise her.

Reality TV, I take it?

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#22 19-05-2010 3:33pm

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pickarooney wrote: »

Reality TV, I take it?

Yeah, the reality is .. she's a cnut

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#23 19-05-2010 4:10pm

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OutlawPete wrote: »

Yeah, the reality is .. she's a cnut

i don't mind her. i think she's grand. i enjoyed her falling though, but that applies to most falls tbh.

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#24 19-05-2010 4:13pm

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we'llallhavetea wrote: »

i don't mind her. i think she's grand.

Did you not read what I said??

She lied about Coolio :mad:

She put on the tears for effect :mad:

She's a bad bitch :mad:

Admit it!! :mad:

evercloserunion wrote: »

I still would though

Oh, don't get me wrong .. I'd still slap her in the kisser, pull her hair and spank the arse of her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hg8dZbjU9w

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#25 19-05-2010 4:22pm

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OutlawPete wrote: »

Did you not read what I said??

She lied about Coolio :mad:

She put on the tears for effect :mad:

She's a bad bitch :mad:

Admit it!! :mad:

it's called editing :rolleyes: :P

Oh, don't get me wrong .. I'd still slap her in the kisser, pull her hair and spank the arse of her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hg8dZbjU9w

kate wins my vote there. feisty.

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#26 19-05-2010 4:25pm

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Some 'legends' were driving by slowly in a Civic one day through the town shouting abuse at some fat person across the road before crashing into a parked car.

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#27 19-05-2010 4:27pm

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I love it when the Guards park on the hard shoulder of the M50 when there is a traffic jam and nick everyone driving up the hard shoulder.

Most of the time the drivers see them a mile away but no one will let them back on the motorway so they have no choice but to drive very sheepishly up to the copper stood there waiting with his notebook out.

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#28 19-05-2010 5:35pm

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I was invited to a friend's house for dinner one day & got just dessert. I was very dissapointed.

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#29 19-05-2010 5:58pm

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OutlawPete wrote: »

Did you not read what I said??

She lied about Coolio :mad:

She put on the tears for effect :mad:

She's a bad bitch :mad:

Admit it!! :mad:

Oh, don't get me wrong .. I'd still slap her in the kisser, pull her hair and spank the arse of her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hg8dZbjU9w

I am going to presume this is NSFW...

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#30 19-05-2010 6:01pm

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evercloserunion wrote: »

I am going to presume this is NSFW...

Depends where you work

NSFW tags added

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FearDark wrote: »

Not real, its an ad.

Im guessing you have a source?

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#32 19-05-2010 8:21pm

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Beyonce, mega fail, she's not so perfect :rolleyes:

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#33 19-05-2010 8:28pm

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[QUOTE= outlawpete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hg8dZbjU9w
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most of A/H are now aroused :rolleyes:

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#34 19-05-2010 8:41pm

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I would say the guys from this thread got what they deserved

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#35 19-05-2010 8:41pm

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I know its been posted before on something else but still classic..

watch it all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k1gu-OAgV4

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#36 19-05-2010 10:10pm

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For some reason, this girl annoyies me and seems very full of herself. As far as I understand it, she knew didn't know this was going to happen but knew it was a possibility that it could happen to any of the guests.

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#37 19-05-2010 10:17pm

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adrian280582 wrote: »

I know its been posted before on something else but still classic..

watch it all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k1gu-OAgV4

Kinda wish he had doled out a bit more punishment there at the end

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#38 19-05-2010 10:20pm

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evercloserunion wrote: »

Kinda wish he had doled out a bit more punishment there at the end

+1

I couldn't figure out if the others in the background were supporting the chav or the poor fella he was annoying.

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#39 19-05-2010 10:25pm

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grandmaster wrote: »

+1

I couldn't figure out if the others in the background were supporting the chav or the poor fella he was annoying.

The Chav im afraid

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#40 19-05-2010 10:41pm

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I know its long but the ending is SOOOOOO worth it

Also this

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#41 19-05-2010 10:42pm

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Even as Munster man that was some hit

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#42 19-05-2010 10:46pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQFQEJ9K77I

Also saw a guy get nabbed for driving up the hard shoulder. Best thing was his frantic attempts to find a space to get back in before being nabbed.

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#43 20-05-2010 7:10pm

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Some good videos here, keep them coming. It's hard to beat seeing some asshole bully/scumbag get his comeuppance.

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