I had a weird dream about David Cameron last night.

StormWarrior

Last night I dreamt that I was at an airport, about to go on holiday. I was standing in the queue for the body scanner, when the airport workers announced that a new rule had been brought in, that each pasenger must strip totally naked right there in front of everyone to go through the scanner. I was really horrified when everyone in the queue, without complaining at all, just took off all of their clothes right there and I was surrounded by all these fat saggy old naked people. I didn't want to take my clothes off in public, and I noticed that David Cameron was standing in the queue next to me. So I started complaining to him about this rule, and asked him to change it immediately. I said that I didn't want to be forced to take my clothes off in public and he said, "You don't have to take your clothes off, you can choose not to go on holiday." I was furious, and then I woke up.

ibarelycare

I hate when people tell me about their dreams

Mr Benevolent

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AnonoBoy

Oh how interesting........ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

hidinginthebush

ibarelycare wrote: »

I hate when people tell me about their dreams

+10000000

D-Generate

ibarelycare wrote: »

I hate when people tell me about their dreams

Too right! It also has happened to me where girlfriends have dreamt I was cheating on them and then when they wake up they are mad at me and a bit off. Jebus like its a dream, get over it!

Misterpphead

I think thats 'standard issue' of how governments introduce there crazy policies....by limiting your options & pushing you into willing submission.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

ibarelycare wrote: »

I hate when people tell me about their dreams

Whats even worse is when people only tell you part of their dreams and leave out all the juicy details

AnonoBoy

D-Generate wrote: »

Too right! It also has happened to me where girlfriends have dreamt I was cheating on them and then when they wake up they are mad at me and a bit off. Jebus like its a dream, get over it!

ARRGGGHHH!!! I've had that.

In a mood all morning for something that she imagined I did.

Glad I'm rid of that one.

ibarelycare

Kaison Flabby Fiddle wrote: »

Whats even worse is when people only tell you part of their dreams and leave out all the juicy details

Quiet you :mad:

happyfriday

D-Generate wrote: »

Too right! It also has happened to me where girlfriends have dreamt I was cheating on them and then when they wake up they are mad at me and a bit off. Jebus like its a dream, get over it!

I've done that only a few times in like 8 years and the only reason I did it was because it felt so real and for the first hour or so after waking up I was very confused and not sure if it had happened or not. It's hard to explain but for a little while you are trying to figure out wtf has happened. I think it's like an anxiety dream or something, thankfully my OH is patient when it comes my crazies as I am to his!

StormWarrior

My clingy ex boyfriend once dreamt that as I was leaving the house to go to the gym I asked him, "Do you have a spare condom I can use?" And when he asked why I said, "Because I'm meeting what's-his-name at the gym now."
From then on every time I went to the gym he asked me if I was cheating on him, it was very annoying.

L.Jenkins

Reminds me of a Borat interview and how it took him 17 hours to w**k of a Donkey. Strange!!!

stovelid

Do you always dream in poorly disguised Third Way political metaphors?

ejmaztec

D-Generate wrote: »

Too right! It also has happened to me where girlfriends have dreamt I was cheating on them and then when they wake up they are mad at me and a bit off. Jebus like its a dream, get over it!

Think yourself lucky that you don't wake up in excruciating agony, to see your blood-spattered nuts hanging from the lampshade.

bonerm

That dream would have been a lot more entertaining had it ended....

".... and then David Cameroon and I tore each others clothes off and had explosions of love in each others mouths."

Darksaga87

MLK: "I HAD A DREAM!"

People: "Ah would ya ever shu'p...."

NothingMan

D-Generate wrote: »

Too right! It also has happened to me where girlfriends have dreamt I was cheating on them and then when they wake up they are mad at me and a bit off. Jebus like its a dream, get over it!

I really have to start reading usernames and not relying on avatars. I just saw the train and as I was reading the post I was just thinking, "It must be a dream, Brummytom has never had a girlfriend, let alone girlfriends."

Lux23

I had a sex dream about David Cameron, it was nasty. PM me for details. Ha Ha Ha.

SoulTrader

You lost me at "Cameron".

faceman

Not a good sign when your dreams are that boring!

Biggins

Wake me up before ya go-go..

Dravokivich

Biggins wrote: »

Wake me up before ya cum-cum..

brummytom

Any dream where Cameron's not getting murdered would be classed as a nightmare for me

AnonoBoy

Darksaga87 wrote: »

MLK: "I HAD A DREAM!"

Have a dream.

It's "I Have a Dream!"

ejmaztec

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Have a dream.

It's "I Have a Dream!"

He was referring to Michael Luther-King, Martin's lesser-known brother, who had a dream.