Death by brush handle up the arse

Xavi6

http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/mp/7258045/woman-dies-from-toilet-brush-lodged-in-buttock/

Woman dies from toilet brush lodged in buttock

A UK mother has died after doctors failed to identify a 15 centimetre toilet brush handle embedded in her buttock, an inquest has heard. Cindy Corton sustained the injury after falling in a friend's bathroom in 2005 while she was drunk, the Sun reports.
It took the 35-year-old two years to convince doctors the plastic handle was lodged in the flesh of her bottom despite a series of consultations.
What should have been a relatively simple procedure to remove the foreign body had now turned into a high-risk operation as the object had moved to the woman's pelvis.
Following two unsuccessful operations to remove the handle in 2007, the mother-of-one agreed to a third surgery in a bid to ease her constant pain even though she was told any attempt to remove the plastic handle could prove fatal.
Mrs Corton spent ten hours in surgery before dying from blood loss.
Her husband told the inquest his wife was sent home after her first hospital visit with nothing more than painkillers, despite showing doctors the wound on her backside.
Four days later, X-rays failed to locate the foreign object.
"She wasn't properly examined by the doctor at Lincoln," Mr Corton said.
"At Grantham she wasn't examined properly again."
"This was unsatisfactory. The failures to investigate sufficiently in the first place at Lincoln and Grantham were a major factor in Cindy suffering."
"This could have been prevented by early location and removal of the foreign body which would have been a simple procedure at the time."
A coroner said the first doctor to examine Mrs Corton should have sought a second opinion.
"Surely if it was not picked up on the x-ray you don't abandon this woman and send her home with a few tablets," he said.
"It was a significant foreign object. It is difficult to imagine anything more significant."
"My view is that this failure to pursue further medical inquiries at this stage was a very serious error on his part."

Some accuracy to get it up there!

Wacker

Any woman of mine will know the proper way to use a brush.

beardo81

She have used one of these....

Best brush protection out there

henryporter

Never managed that trick meself - and all the drunken falls in bathrooms I've had in my illustrious drinking career

Run_to_da_hills

beardo81 wrote: »

She have used one of these....

Best brush protection out there

Or one of these.

Poly

A nasty brush with death.

m@cc@

Reminds me of that Ricky Gervais' anecdote where the guy goes into hospital with a ketchup bottle up his a**e which he claims to have fell on. The story would have been believable if it hadn't had a condom on the end of it.

Wacker

Poly wrote: »

A nasty brush with death.

That's a sweeping statement.

galwayrush

Bet her family wished her cause of death was swept under the capet.

The doctors really could have handled it better..

stovelid

Class title.

Chairman Meow

Not as erotic as the thread title suggests

bonerm

The problem with fallling on a brush handle is you wreck them.

WindSock

Takes riding the broomstick to a hole new level.

GavRedKing

I blame the doctors, they kept brushing her off

Standard Toaster

Xavi6 you have a filthy mind, the handle was in her buttock, not UP as you assumed!
Jayus, how do ya walk about with a 6inch broom handle stuck in your arsecheek :eek:

DrumSteve

i just don't think i could handle it if i died like that

Joey the lips

This is one of those kinky sex things and the women was afraid to say.....

She should have used a silocone based lube and it would slide back out

But then again know i know why my mother tells me to store knives handle up in the diswasher....Oooooo

gandalf

Well I guess thats a couple of doctors careers flushed down the toilet

ejmaztec

I bet the family's lawyers are bristling with excitement over this case.

Robby91

Bloody hell, it must've been a fairly awkward fall... could they not have just taken and X-ray to prove/disprove if it was there, or would plastic not show up on an X-ray?

It really makes me wonder what this recent increase in arse-related deaths and injuries is all about :P

bonerm

betafrog wrote: »

She must have been frigging huge for a 6 inch piece of plastic in her arse not to be obvious..

Reminds me of a video I watched recently ..... oh never mind.

stovelid

A fall, you say, Miss Corton.

Indeed.

/strokes chin

Bazzy

Couldnt be arsed thinking of a Funny Reply!

ibarelycare

It was stuck IN her buttock? Not up her arsehole like? How the hell is that even possible? Surely they would have seen the big handle-shaped hole in her buttcheek!!

Degag

Reminds me of what happened to Don Vito in the Sopranos.

Joey the lips

ibarelycare wrote: »

It was stuck IN her buttock? Not up her arsehole like? How the hell is that even possible? Surely they would have seen the big handle-shaped hole in her buttcheek!!

Go away and leave us to our imagination...and yes i have seen redtube it is possible... Shudder...

bad2dabone

the sheer cheek of those doctors!

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Deleted User wrote: »

The doctors really could have handled it better..

Perhaps they were busy and this case got brushed aside?

PeterIanStaker

bonerm wrote: »

The problem with fallling on a brush handle is you wreck them.

Wreck them? Damn killed 'em.

johnny_knoxvile

wreck them or rectum?

Sykk

Would be hard to get a handle on life after losing a family member like that. I'm sure it's left a huge hole in their lives.

getz

what was the story ?did she have plastic surgery ?

Calibos

Its lucky she didn't have this fall in her other sisters house in America. The brush would have went into her fanny then!

Bazzy

I'd say she was great crack

PirateGirl

a brush with death...

AskMyChocolate

I must have worked with toilet brush smugglers on four different continents, real pros, and when I say she was the best, I mean she was the best. R.I.P.