Tell them to go away

Gladiator.

All these little midge flies are every where in Dublin , who brought those little bastards here?

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Gladiator. wrote: »

All these little midge flies are every where in Dublin , who brought those little bastards here?

I blame the greeks

darkman2

It's the socialists making their way to the Capital - it's the tell tale sign.

bazmaiden

Anyone else feel itchy reading this.


No? must be the crabs then

storm2811

bazmaiden wrote: »

Anyone else feel itchy reading this.


No? must be the crabs then

Umm yeah,about that..well I really should have told you..ehh..

Scarinae

I'm glad you said 'midge' and not 'midget', a common mistake.... Although it does make for unintentionally hilarious posting e.g. "OMG I got attacked by swarms of feckin midgets while I was walking the dog" Great mental imagery

mink_man

these annoyin *****?
i hate them!
http://trashcanpunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/midgets.jpg

Bazzy

Tony Prehistoric Barter wrote: »

I blame the greeks

They invented the ghey as well

Mr. Incognito

Go away

biko

AH -> Dublin

The_Kew_Tour

Lets blame the English for this one too like we do for everything else.

gollem_1975

the midges we have here are charming fuddermuckers compared to the ones you get in scotland...
those wee feckers will eat you alive.. and are active both at night and day.


today was particularly noticeable for greenfly/aphids though..

there were loads of them flying around this morning..noticed loads of dead ones on the bus too

lord lucan

gollem_1975 wrote: »

today was particularly noticeable for greenfly/aphids though..

there were loads of them flying around this morning..noticed loads of dead ones on the bus too

Yeah,had a load of them stuck to the visor on my helmet today. Good job i kept it closed!:eek::eek::eek:

RandolphEsq

Green flies kept tangling themselves up in my arm hair when I was cycling and I also had to unpeel a few of them from my eye ball at various times. Wtf is going on?

Gladiator.

RandolphEsq wrote: »

Green flies kept tangling themselves up in my arm hair when I was cycling and I also had to unpeel a few of them from my eye ball at various times. Wtf is going on?

I think the little pests have been forced from their native country , Greenland.
As a result of the volcanic eruption in Eyjafjallajökull

Marty McFly

Blame the polish. They took our jobs and brought the midge with them.

Barna77

luvbulmers01 wrote: »

Blame the polish. They took our jobs and brought the midge with them.

They ate the swans, that would have eaten the midges

:rolleyes:

I've just been attacked by a swarm of them feckers

gurramok

I have plenty of fly killer sprays at the ready to zap the feckers in the apt. Can't even open the window anymore :mad:

RandolphEsq

Gladiator. wrote: »

I think the little pests have been forced from their native country , Greenland.
As a result of the volcanic eruption in Eyjafjallajökull

Is that a pun?

gollem_1975

RandolphEsq wrote: »

Green flies kept tangling themselves up in my arm hair when I was cycling and I also had to unpeel a few of them from my eye ball at various times. Wtf is going on?

I'm guessing its mating season for Aphids...

theres another day during the summer when female ants spread their wings and are flying all over the place

DecentBee

The little bastards have been out in force along Clonliffe Road for the last few weeks, same every year. Can't even breathe for fear of inhaling a bunch of them! Nothing worse than having one fly right into your eye.

Barna77

And to top it all, the spiders :mad:

gurramok

Barna77 wrote: »

And to top it all, the spiders :mad:

Whats wrong with that?

Spiders are our allies who will try to kill the midge flies!!

Barna77

gurramok wrote: »

Whats wrong with that?

Spiders are our allies who will try to kill the midge flies!!

True, but here at work there are tons of spiders that seem to have gone vegetarian or don't know how to kill the flies

I should send them to do a FAS course or something

irlirishkev

Thank God others have noticed this too..
I've been walking to work the last few mornings with my mouth clasped shut, trying to take shallow breaths thru my nose, and desperately trying to not get any in my eyes!
Then when I get to work, I've to shake the little f*cks from my clothes.. It's making walking to work way too stressful!