Fixing your hair in the men's jacks

donfers

It's getting so you have to stealth attack the men's toilet area to make sure you can get away with a bit of self-grooming.

1. Monitor surrounding area and wait for crowd to disperse

2. Enter jacks and make sure to wait for all others to depart then your window is open

3. Quickly go to the mirror and fix hair while all the time watching door, if someone enters then head down suddenly and wash hands/face.

If I am caught in the act of fixing the hair there's a comment thrown my way like "you're gorgeous" or "don't worry, it's all still there" etc etc

Why are we so bloody insecure and petty that men are afraid of showing any kind of vanity or any kind of interest in their appearance?
Most irish guys are begrudging cowards when it comes to fashion/appearance, all wearing the same dark jeans/shirt and calling anyone who doesn't abide by that boring uniform "gayboy" or some other imaginative comment. It really is a provincial almost incestuous mindset.

Anyway lads feel free to fix your hair in the jacks, do it loudly and proudly and f**k the ugly begrudgers, stand up for your metrosexuality

gaz wac

you should try getting away with a wa*nk ! :mad:

bonerm

OP, you sure you wouldn't be happier fixing yourself up in the ladies toilet?

Professey Chin

Ghey

chin_grin

Grow up FFS. What are you 12?

o1s1n

God damn metrosexuals.

NothingMan

It was probably when you started doing your lipstick that the comments started.

I remember years ago in a taxi on the way out and a lipstick type thing fell out of my friends pocket. He said it was his sisters, turns out it was a stick of concealer that he used on any spots or blemishes on his face. The fact that he was also a pint, droop neck tshirt wearing pretty boy did him no favours.

PirateShampoo

Dont you get a smell of piss on your hair afterwards?

ScumLord

Real men don't have hair to check. Hair freak!

Banned Account

Ooooh la-di-da it's Patrick fcukin' Dempsey.

OutlawPete

Other people are the least of my worries, it's the toilet attendants I wish would fcuk right off and let me freshen-up in peace :mad:

Gillington

I wish I had hair.Thanks OP

we'llallhavetea_old

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Ooooh la-di-da it's Patrick fcukin' Dempsey.

mwahaha!

corkcomp

that behaviour isnt confined to metrosexuals. A guy @ work does this all time time, he gels his hair using one of those small vaseline tins (ya know, the lip ones).. this guy is about 60 and his job is to cut the grass and sweep the gounds..

donfers

The thing is "the navy boys" (boring sneering uniformed men) are the ones at home secretly slapping on loads of moisturiser and scouring the web for cheap hair transplants, liposuction or botox- you bloody potentially gorgeous hypocrites you!!!

funk-you

Who gives a crap about other blokes with dripping willies? Exchanges like that are what ma jokes are made for.

Him: 'You're gorgeous'
You: 'Nice one, yore ma thinks so....'

-Funk

donfers

OutlawPete wrote: »

Other people are the least of my worries, it's the toilet attendants I wish would fcuk right off and let me freshen-up in peace :mad:

'greed

I can dry my own hands thank you very much and if you are going to stand around there all night, then I don't want a bleedin' lollipop I want a pedicure

donfers

funk-you wrote: »

Who gives a crap about other blokes with dripping willies? Exchanges like that are what ma jokes are made for.

Him: 'You're gorgeous'
You: 'Nice one, yore ma thinks so....'

-Funk

= huge scrap in jacks = my hair gets ruined again = I have to go through the whole debacle again

craggles

Pretty boy.



Really?

Stop looking at yourself in the mirror.

j1974

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

mwahaha!

I agree, I hate that dempsey cu*t!!!

j1974

donfers wrote: »

It's getting so you have to stealth attack the men's toilet area to make sure you can get away with a bit of self-grooming.

1. Monitor surrounding area and wait for crowd to disperse

2. Enter jacks and make sure to wait for all others to depart then your window is open

3. Quickly go to the mirror and fix hair while all the time watching door, if someone enters then head down suddenly and wash hands/face.

If I am caught in the act of fixing the hair there's a comment thrown my way like "you're gorgeous" or "don't worry, it's all still there" etc etc

Why are we so bloody insecure and petty that men are afraid of showing any kind of vanity or any kind of interest in their appearance?
Most irish guys are begrudging cowards when it comes to fashion/appearance, all wearing the same dark jeans/shirt and calling anyone who doesn't abide by that boring uniform "gayboy" or some other imaginative comment. It really is a provincial almost incestuous mindset.

Anyway lads feel free to fix your hair in the jacks, do it loudly and proudly and f**k the ugly begrudgers, stand up for your metrosexuality

I can kinda see your point but it sound to me that you spend way too much time doing that. nothing wrong with checking for stray nasal hair or food in your teeth but id say thats about it when Im out. your whole "say it loudly and proudly" sounds too much like a gay chant to me! "were here, were queer........................ etc" woooooh, david walliams!!

funk-you

donfers wrote: »

= huge scrap in jacks = my hair gets ruined again = I have to go through the whole debacle again

Ah, well if you're only going to be half arsed about looking good then you might as well hand back in your willy now. Dedication man, dedication.

-Funk

Scarydoll

OutlawPete wrote: »

Other people are the least of my worries, it's the toilet attendants I wish would fcuk right off and let me freshen-up in peace :mad:

This made me giggle. So manly.

Sykk

I always fix my hair in the jax.. If another guy says mockingly "Looks good".. He will be looking good while he's....

/skips away

kiffer

hidding in the loo and calling other men cowards when you can't take a bit of slagging?
Be proud say it loud...

Biggins

O' for gawds sake! We all have looked in a toilet mirror to see if we look presentable.
Get a grip moaners. I rather someone bothered to take care of themselves than turn up at my door/office looking like schite that has been just dragged in.

Fcuk me, what a load of bitchin' whinners!

bazmaiden

funk-you wrote: »

Who gives a crap about other blokes with dripping willies? Exchanges like that are what ma jokes are made for.

Him: 'You're gorgeous'
You: 'Thanks my boyfriend seems to think so!'

-Funk

fyp

InkSlinger67

Nothing wrong with fixing yourself up in the jacks (unless you are a junkie).

It's when you start offering to fixing other men up in the jacks that you should seek help

UrbanSea

The ghey ones are the ones who compliment you in there, they probably don't even realise.

Scarydoll

Look there's nothing wrong with checkin yourself in the mirror. It's when you put on your guyliner and manscara, that's when you should get worried lol

bigeasyeah

Why dont you do it at home?

Topper Harley

donfers wrote: »

Anyway lads feel free to fix your hair in the jacks, do it loudly and proudly and f**k the ugly begrudgers, stand up for your metrosexuality

Hey, I may be ugly but I'm no begrudger.

donfers wrote: »

Quickly go to the mirror and fix hair while all the time watching door, if someone enters then head down suddenly and wash hands/face.

If I am caught in the act of fixing the hair there's a comment thrown my way like "you're gorgeous" or "don't worry, it's all still there" etc etc.

I'm no metrosexual but if I saw something out of place I fix myself up but if I was caught and got a comment like that I'd just laugh, they're only joking/winding you up, it's just a bit of fun. They're not trying to hurt your feelings.

donfers wrote: »

It really is a provincial almost incestuous mindset.

I don't understand how it's almost incestuous though.

Lone Stone

its annoying if you have long hair. when ever i get any where my hair's all up in the air like certain mare Simpson so i have to sneak into a bath room and ninja groom my hair down.

aDeener

donfers wrote: »

It's getting so you have to stealth attack the men's toilet area to make sure you can get away with a bit of self-grooming.

1. Monitor surrounding area and wait for crowd to disperse

2. Enter jacks and make sure to wait for all others to depart then your window is open

3. Quickly go to the mirror and fix hair while all the time watching door, if someone enters then head down suddenly and wash hands/face.

If I am caught in the act of fixing the hair there's a comment thrown my way like "you're gorgeous" or "don't worry, it's all still there" etc etc

Why are we so bloody insecure and petty that men are afraid of showing any kind of vanity or any kind of interest in their appearance?
Most irish guys are begrudging cowards when it comes to fashion/appearance, all wearing the same dark jeans/shirt and calling anyone who doesn't abide by that boring uniform "gayboy" or some other imaginative comment. It really is a provincial almost incestuous mindset.

Anyway lads feel free to fix your hair in the jacks, do it loudly and proudly and f**k the ugly begrudgers, stand up for your metrosexuality

that is one of the most ludicrous statements i have seen here. how exactly can they begrudge someone that? its not as if their is a barrier to dressing nicely. its not like begrudging a top class footballer, as not anyone can be that but anyone can do themselves up.


oh and vanity deserves to be derided

mikom

donfers wrote: »

Anyway lads feel free to fix your hair in the jacks, do it loudly and proudly and f**k the ugly begrudgers, stand up for your metrosexuality

Thanks for giving me permission.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVFavnzXK9Q

john-joe

OutlawPete wrote: »

Other people are the least of my worries, it's the toilet attendants I wish would fcuk right off and let me freshen-up in peace :mad:

Blacks in the jacks........:rolleyes:

PK2008

donfers wrote: »

It's getting so you have to stealth attack the men's toilet area to make sure you can get away with a bit of self-grooming.

1. Monitor surrounding area and wait for crowd to disperse

2. Enter jacks and make sure to wait for all others to depart then your window is open

3. Quickly go to the mirror and fix hair while all the time watching door, if someone enters then head down suddenly and wash hands/face.

If I am caught in the act of fixing the hair there's a comment thrown my way like "you're gorgeous" or "don't worry, it's all still there" etc etc

Why are we so bloody insecure and petty that men are afraid of showing any kind of vanity or any kind of interest in their appearance?
Most irish guys are begrudging cowards when it comes to fashion/appearance, all wearing the same dark jeans/shirt and calling anyone who doesn't abide by that boring uniform "gayboy" or some other imaginative comment. It really is a provincial almost incestuous mindset.

Anyway lads feel free to fix your hair in the jacks, do it loudly and proudly and f**k the ugly begrudgers, stand up for your metrosexuality

Not being a wise-a55 or anything but I honestly thought you were a chick Donfers, sorry.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I dont trust mirrors, I take polaroids

starbelgrade

I fecking hate it when I go to check my hair in the mirror because there's never any there.

stovelid

tbh....

DazMarz

I have a habit of constantly checking my appearance in almost any reflective surface that I pass by on my daily travels...:o

dsmythy

donfers wrote: »

Most irish guys are begrudging cowards when it comes to fashion/appearance, all wearing the same dark jeans/shirt and calling anyone who doesn't abide by that boring uniform "gayboy" or some other imaginative comment. It really is a provincial almost incestuous mindset.

Snd so it happens. Begrudgery is used so many times to explain things it's actual original meaning is lost.

DazMarz wrote: »

I have a habit of constantly checking my appearance in almost any reflective surface that I pass by on my daily travels...:o

Same here. Others will deny it but I'd imagine it's quite common.

seanbmc

DazMarz wrote: »

I have a habit of constantly checking my appearance in almost any reflective surface that I pass by on my daily travels...:o

I'm atrocious when it comes to car windows .

OP who cares what other people think or say, stop moaning .