Strangest thing you've woken up to/place you've woken up?

ibarelycare

I think most people have woken up in a strange place, not remembering how they got there, or woken up to something strange in the room with them (traffic cones and giant ice cream cones possibly being a common occurance).

I was discussing this with my friends over the weekend, a few of them had some hilarious stories, mine were pretty tame!

Strangest place I woke up was on the toilet, jeans around the ankles. Not sure how long I had been there but it was 5am and I was still in the clothes I wore out so I'm thinking at least an hour and a half!

Strangest thing I woke up to was the morning after a wedding, I awoke to what looked like blood all over the pillow. I freaked out and thought I was after knocking a tooth our or something, but then I realised that I had fallen asleep while eating a Mars Bar I'd got from the hotel vending machine, and had drooled chocolate all over the pillow

captainspeckle

I feel asleep in a voiture thingy for invalids in Lourdes. A few holy joes and priests threw me daggers for stealing the invalids seat.

Lando Griffin

In the back of my van with the back doors open, a mountain of sick on the ground outside,no trousers on, to the sound of "Oh my God I dont beleive it" from my mother as she stood there with about 20 other parisheneers on there way to 10.30 mass one Sunday morning.