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Not safe for work

  • 17-05-2010 2:29am
    #1
    msg11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭


    This shall be the thread for everything considered to be not safe for work; the following are my addition to the not safe for work thread.

    Drunk thread starting is not safe for work (BTW I'm absolutely sober)
    Soulja Boy is not safe for work
    Government bailouts are not safe for work
    Oil leaks are not safe for work
    Off License hours are not safe for work
    Potholes are not safe for work
    Rain is not safe for work
    Boisterous dancing is not safe for work
    Txt speak using a full qwerty keyboard is absolutely not safe for work


Comments

  • #2
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    **** at your desk is not safe for work.


  • #3
    msg11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭msg11


    People refusing to use the metric system is not safe for work


  • #4
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    msg11 wrote: »
    People refusing to use the metric system is not safe for work

    Unless they are barmen. "Sorry, we don't serve pints - you can have a 568ml or a 284ml glass - so what is it to be?"


  • #5
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    This photo I just took of some people I'm with is defo nsfw ..


  • #6
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    This photo I just took of some people I'm with is defo nsfw ..


    Go on ye lezzer!


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  • #7
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Using a dictaphone is not safe for work. It's always safer to dial with your finger.


  • #8
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Go on ye lezzer!

    I'm holding the camera ..

    .. and making cheese on toast too.

    I've burnt it seven times now with all the distraction going on ;)


  • #9
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I'm holding the camera ..

    .. and making cheese on toast too.

    And making your own mayonaisse by the sounds of it.


  • #10
    maglite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,783 ✭✭✭maglite


    Showing peer reviewed scientific journals to fellow staff on the subject of Bat Fellatio


  • #11
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    This photo I just took of some people I'm with is defo nsfw ..

    Not letting you join in no?

    Pic needs more tits btw


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  • #12
    m@cc@
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    **** at your desk is not safe for work.

    Not true. The key is not to tug at your piece, it's too obvious. What you need to do is squeeze the helmet (keeping your trousers on obviously) with one hand under the desk. Just keep doing it getting more and more vigourous and 'Hey Presto!', you have yourself a crotchful of love juice. :)


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