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Things must be really bad down under

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,282 ✭✭✭Slugs


    My cousins showed him!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    He should have stuck to licking toads


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    Someones been watching too much Bear Grylls


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,208 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    I was expecting it to say a Drunk Backpacker was dared to eat the slug


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    So as well as eating the slug, he also got free rodent faeces as well?

    Good times


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 331 ✭✭Cook!eMonster


    that my friends, is the definition of bad luck.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    that my friends, is the definition of bad luck.

    Well he kinda brought it on himself

    unless you are referring to the slug


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 970 ✭✭✭Kirnsy


    that my friends, is the definition of bad luck.

    No it's the definition of being an fcuking idiot


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    He deserves it for being rank eating that,just look at it. Without even tasting it I can imagine how slimey it would be.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Well, I suppose he was a bit slow in the head.

    Seriously, being Austrialian and all he should've known not to fùck with nature down there. Of course you'd get rare strands of super diseases there! :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,476 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    karlog wrote: »
    Someones been watching too much Bear Grylls

    Or not enough, since Bear would proberly have some type of procedure for eating slugs, like everything else.

    Bear: Oh these slugs will provide me with enough energy to last me another bit longer. But before I eat these things, because they tend to carry certain diseases so it's important that you blah blah blah some survivial sh!t he learned in United Kingdom Special Forces Reserve.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    And The Darwin Award Nominees for 2010 are..........


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    Or not enough, since Bear would proberly have some type of procedure for eating slugs, like everything else.

    Bear: Oh these slugs will provide me with enough energy to last me another bit longer. But before I eat these things, because they tend to carry certain diseases so it's important that you blah blah blah some survivial sh!t he learned in United Kingdom Special Forces Reserve.

    Or he'd eat them anyway just for shock value, even if the actual survivalist benefits are next to nothing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    karlog wrote: »
    Someones been watching too much Bear Grylls

    He should have stuck to Ray Mears, a man who can make a nice fire and a cup of cha in any surroundings. None of this bounce down a mountain and eat a snails bollix lark.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,639 ✭✭✭Miss Lockhart


    I wonder if the "French Heartworm" carried by many Irish slugs and snails could infect a human if they were stupid enough to eat one? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Kirnsy wrote: »
    No it's the definition of being an fcuking idiot

    He was actually a kind and very intelligent guy, just unaware of the consequences of a silly dare. It might be worth noting that whatever you say on a message board, someone somewhere will know the person you are talking about.


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