Things to do when you're drunk

AskMyChocolate

I was having a few cans and felt like a couple of sweets, so I opened a bag of liquorice allsorts and had a couple. Two cans later and I decided to build a pyramid out of the rest of the bag. Two cans after that I was dredging up leaving cert maths trying to compute how many more bags I would need to achieve an impressive six inch erection...I kinda went off at a tangent after that.

Michellenman

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

I was having a few cans and felt like a couple of sweets, so I opened a bag of liquorice allsorts and had a couple. Two cans later and I decided to build a pyramid out of the rest of the bag. Two cans after that I was dredging up leaving cert maths trying to compute how many more bags I would need to achieve an impressive six inch erection...I kinda went off at a tangent after that.

*giggle

DarkJager

Try a handstand with an erection. At least if you start falling over you'll have something to hold on to.

anniehoo

Michellenman wrote: »

*giggle

Giggles again..thats not "impressive" OP aaawww!

galwayrush

The youth of today.....giggles

orourkeda

DarkJager wrote: »

Try a handstand with an erection. At least if you start falling over you'll have something to hold on to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewp18MtfAPw&feature=PlayList&p=A345E5BAD652FF65&playnext_from=PL&index=7

Gunsfortoys

Michellenman wrote: »

*giggle

Ouch. Im guessing youre a snake in the bucket kinda girl.

Michellenman

Sorry, I'm taken.

orourkeda

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

I was having a few cans and felt like a couple of sweets, so I opened a bag of liquorice allsorts and had a couple. Two cans later and I decided to build a pyramid out of the rest of the bag. Two cans after that I was dredging up leaving cert maths trying to compute how many more bags I would need to achieve an impressive six inch erection...I kinda went off at a tangent after that.

Liquorice porn.

Gunsfortoys

Michellenman wrote: »

Sorry, I'm taken.

LOL, exactly what you would think, me likey Irish wimminz.

AskMyChocolate

anniehoo wrote: »

Giggles again..thats not "impressive" OP aaawww!

Well what is "impressive" for a liquorice allsort pyramid?:o Just cos your last boyfriend was a bit of a Ferrero Rocher man in the trouser/confectionery development department.:mad:

nicegirl

Try putting on make up when really drunk.....I have done this, and the result can turn out to be not so good!!

Biggins

The last time I was REALLY drunk I got dressed up in a gorilla costume, ran down a main street from an Irish pub in Manchester to another theme bar further down and grabbed a lassie from behind a counter, dragged her up on stage (stopping the band) and asked her out for a date!

Amazingly the poor girl said "yes" - Aaa... happy memories.

MightyMighty737

Talking about LC maths and ending your post with

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

I kinda went off at a tangent after that.

made me laugh more than it should have.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Piss knocking is always fun

Cupcake_Crisis

We always end up in the play ground somehow...many fun times have been had on those swings

karlog

go on boards when toyur drunk i did it

Captain Darling

Catch your bollox on a rusty nail whilst jumping over a wall.

YouTalkinToMe

make babies

Wazdakka

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

I was having a few cans and felt like a couple of sweets, so I opened a bag of liquorice allsorts and had a couple. Two cans later and I decided to build a pyramid out of the rest of the bag. Two cans after that I was dredging up leaving cert maths trying to compute how many more bags I would need to achieve an impressive six inch erection...I kinda went off at a tangent after that.

I demand Pictures of this licorice flavored masterpiece of miniature architecture.

Orangutani

Fall off a ****ing fort.