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Things to do when you're drunk

  • 15-05-2010 12:33am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭


    I was having a few cans and felt like a couple of sweets, so I opened a bag of liquorice allsorts and had a couple. Two cans later and I decided to build a pyramid out of the rest of the bag. Two cans after that I was dredging up leaving cert maths trying to compute how many more bags I would need to achieve an impressive six inch erection...I kinda went off at a tangent after that.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    I was having a few cans and felt like a couple of sweets, so I opened a bag of liquorice allsorts and had a couple. Two cans later and I decided to build a pyramid out of the rest of the bag. Two cans after that I was dredging up leaving cert maths trying to compute how many more bags I would need to achieve an impressive six inch erection...I kinda went off at a tangent after that.


    *giggle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Try a handstand with an erection. At least if you start falling over you'll have something to hold on to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    *giggle
    Giggles again..thats not "impressive" OP aaawww!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    The youth of today.....giggles


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    DarkJager wrote: »
    Try a handstand with an erection. At least if you start falling over you'll have something to hold on to.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewp18MtfAPw&feature=PlayList&p=A345E5BAD652FF65&playnext_from=PL&index=7


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    *giggle


    Ouch. Im guessing youre a snake in the bucket kinda girl.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    Sorry, I'm taken.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I was having a few cans and felt like a couple of sweets, so I opened a bag of liquorice allsorts and had a couple. Two cans later and I decided to build a pyramid out of the rest of the bag. Two cans after that I was dredging up leaving cert maths trying to compute how many more bags I would need to achieve an impressive six inch erection...I kinda went off at a tangent after that.

    Liquorice porn.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    Sorry, I'm taken.

    LOL, exactly what you would think, me likey Irish wimminz.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    anniehoo wrote: »
    Giggles again..thats not "impressive" OP aaawww!

    Well what is "impressive" for a liquorice allsort pyramid?:o Just cos your last boyfriend was a bit of a Ferrero Rocher man in the trouser/confectionery development department.:mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭nicegirl


    Try putting on make up when really drunk.....I have done this, and the result can turn out to be not so good!! :p


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    The last time I was REALLY drunk I got dressed up in a gorilla costume, ran down a main street from an Irish pub in Manchester to another theme bar further down and grabbed a lassie from behind a counter, dragged her up on stage (stopping the band) and asked her out for a date!

    Amazingly the poor girl said "yes" - Aaa... happy memories. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 338 ✭✭MightyMighty737


    Talking about LC maths and ending your post with
    I kinda went off at a tangent after that.


    made me laugh more than it should have.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Piss knocking is always fun


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    We always end up in the play ground somehow...many fun times have been had on those swings


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    go on boards when toyur drunk i did it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Catch your bollox on a rusty nail whilst jumping over a wall.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭YouTalkinToMe


    make babies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    I was having a few cans and felt like a couple of sweets, so I opened a bag of liquorice allsorts and had a couple. Two cans later and I decided to build a pyramid out of the rest of the bag. Two cans after that I was dredging up leaving cert maths trying to compute how many more bags I would need to achieve an impressive six inch erection...I kinda went off at a tangent after that.

    I demand Pictures of this licorice flavored masterpiece of miniature architecture.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38 Orangutani


    Fall off a ****ing fort.


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