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10 Random facts according to me

  • 14-05-2010 10:11pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭


    A fact is something indisputeably true. Here are my facts not open for debate.

    1. The Earth is not flat.

    2. Brian Cowan is a glorified County Councillor - not a leader.

    3. Boards.ie is NOT the worlds biggest online forum - nor is it the best, it's good though.

    4. Socialists are headbangers and nutcases primarilly with little grasp of how the world works.

    5. We have to cut spending drastically to prevent entering the third world - anyone who says otherwise is an ostrich with it's head in the sand.

    6. Despite popular belief amongst boardies it is NOT possible to knee yourself in the back - so stop trying.

    7. The economic financial crisis was, in fact, mostly caused by the peasantry and not the rich - hard to take but fact all the same.

    8. The EU is not an evil illuminati inspired project to take us into another empire.

    9. Fizzy drinks are bad for you.

    10. It is fact that you can die eating crisps - even when your full you will still eat crisps - especially Skips - your body will want more and more and more till you die of being too full. It's a brain thing. Luckily most people run out of money or packets just in time.



    What are your random facts not open to debate?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    darkman2 wrote: »
    5. We have to cut spending drastically to prevent entering the third world - anyone who says otherwise is an ostrich with it's head in the sand.

    Ostriches don't bury their heads in the sand. Fact.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,776 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Darkman2 is wrong.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 138 ✭✭sKepTics_George


    FACT !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭spider guardian


    When cows get into the garden they make awful ***** of the place


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I'm getting pissed.. Fact.:p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    galwayrush wrote: »
    I'm getting pissed.. Fact.:p

    +1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    darkman2 wrote: »
    1. The Earth is not flat.

    It is flat in many places.
    darkman2 wrote: »
    9. Fizzy drinks are bad for you.

    A person dying of thirst would probably disagree.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    After sex/masterbation I want to hand myself into the guards. Fact.


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Everyone understands tracker mortgages. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    There's as much fibre in a bowl of all-bran as there is in the toilet after eating a bowl of all-bran


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    galwayrush wrote: »
    I'm getting pissed.. Fact.:p

    The above is fact.:pac:

    This thead could live or die.
    Fact.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Lucazade keeps top Athletes going 33% longer, FACT!!!


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,658 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    My cats breath smells of cat food.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Bolag_the_2nd


    its not that commen
    it doesnt happen to every guy
    and it is a big deal

    FACT;)





    thanks to Friends for the quote,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    No one has ever seen a pregnant chinese woman.

    FACT.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    you can't wear a hat on your ass
    fact
    (i think)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    I like porn. Fact.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    darkman2 wrote: »
    1. The Earth is not flat.

    How come when I put a spirit level on the ground, the bubble is in the middle?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Female BMW drivers are the biggest bastards on the road.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Do nuns fap? That would be an interesting fact!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Rain doesn't make your hair grow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,124 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    The Dark Knight kind of sucked


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    Proof only exists in mathematics.

    Fact.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Proof only exists in mathematics.

    Fact.

    Not true, it exists in Spirits.:p

    Brandy makes you randy.

    Gin makes you sin.

    Whiskey makes you frisky.

    Fact.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    It's true the vodka and coke makes women horny ....thank fcuk


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,990 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    This Sentence is true.

    The Above sentence is false.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    There is a black, asian, ginger lurking around on this planet somewhere. A Euro-Blasian? He should be captured and experiments should be conducted on him to see what nutrients we can extract for our own personal gain.

    I don't and never will understand the popularity with Star Wars.

    According to Domestos I should let my kids eat off the toilet bowl rather than their chair.

    Everything will give me cancer, including you.

    Watching True Crime on TV tells me that if your 68 years old and Clint Eastwood it isn't creepy to hit on young women.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭darkman2


    The Dark Knight kind of sucked

    Yes. fact.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    No one has ever seen a goth driving a car. Fact.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,400 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Female BMW drivers are the biggest bastards on the road.

    Taxi drivers are the biggests bastards on the road.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,084 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    Boards.ie users are not a representative sample of the population of Ireland.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,544 ✭✭✭Hogzy


    This thread sucks balls...Fact!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,060 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    The Shawshank redemption is a brilliant film

    Manchester United are a great football team

    The biggest problem in this country is theirs still no accountability for when the people in power fu** up

    The world would be a far better place if people were more tolerent of each other

    Their will never, ever, ever be world peace because human beings will never run out of things to fight about

    It's absouutely riddiculous that nightclubs close at 2:30/3:00

    Money gives you options, and choosing these options wisely will bring you happiness

    The law is this country is far too soft on criminals, particularly when it comes to rape

    The customer is not always right, their wrong most of the time

    What women want in a guy and what women are attracted to in a guy are two very different things


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