10 Random facts according to me

darkman2

A fact is something indisputeably true. Here are my facts not open for debate.

1. The Earth is not flat.

2. Brian Cowan is a glorified County Councillor - not a leader.

3. Boards.ie is NOT the worlds biggest online forum - nor is it the best, it's good though.

4. Socialists are headbangers and nutcases primarilly with little grasp of how the world works.

5. We have to cut spending drastically to prevent entering the third world - anyone who says otherwise is an ostrich with it's head in the sand.

6. Despite popular belief amongst boardies it is NOT possible to knee yourself in the back - so stop trying.

7. The economic financial crisis was, in fact, mostly caused by the peasantry and not the rich - hard to take but fact all the same.

8. The EU is not an evil illuminati inspired project to take us into another empire.

9. Fizzy drinks are bad for you.

10. It is fact that you can die eating crisps - even when your full you will still eat crisps - especially Skips - your body will want more and more and more till you die of being too full. It's a brain thing. Luckily most people run out of money or packets just in time.



What are your random facts not open to debate?

Karl Hungus

darkman2 wrote: »

5. We have to cut spending drastically to prevent entering the third world - anyone who says otherwise is an ostrich with it's head in the sand.

Ostriches don't bury their heads in the sand. Fact.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Darkman2 is wrong.

sKepTics_George

FACT !

spider guardian

When cows get into the garden they make awful ***** of the place

galwayrush

I'm getting pissed.. Fact.:p

squod

galwayrush wrote: »

I'm getting pissed.. Fact.:p

+1

CrazyRabbit

darkman2 wrote: »

1. The Earth is not flat.

It is flat in many places.

darkman2 wrote: »

9. Fizzy drinks are bad for you.

A person dying of thirst would probably disagree.

abouttobebanned

After sex/masterbation I want to hand myself into the guards. Fact.

Everyone understands tracker mortgages. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

markok84

There's as much fibre in a bowl of all-bran as there is in the toilet after eating a bowl of all-bran

Sharpshooter

galwayrush wrote: »

I'm getting pissed.. Fact.:p

The above is fact.:pac:

This thead could live or die.
Fact.

L.Jenkins

Lucazade keeps top Athletes going 33% longer, FACT!!!

antodeco

My cats breath smells of cat food.

Bolag_the_2nd

its not that commen
it doesnt happen to every guy
and it is a big deal

FACT;)

thanks to Friends for the quote,

epgc3fyqirnbsx

No one has ever seen a pregnant chinese woman.

FACT.

lil'bug

you can't wear a hat on your ass
fact
(i think)

Killer Pigeon

I like porn. Fact.

Jay P

darkman2 wrote: »

1. The Earth is not flat.

How come when I put a spirit level on the ground, the bubble is in the middle?

Fratton Fred

Female BMW drivers are the biggest bastards on the road.

L.Jenkins

Do nuns fap? That would be an interesting fact!

Latchy

Rain doesn't make your hair grow

My name is URL

The Dark Knight kind of sucked

ChocolateSauce

Proof only exists in mathematics.

Fact.

Sharpshooter

ChocolateSauce wrote: »

Proof only exists in mathematics.

Fact.

Not true, it exists in Spirits.:p

Brandy makes you randy.

Gin makes you sin.

Whiskey makes you frisky.

Fact.

Latchy

It's true the vodka and coke makes women horny ....thank fcuk

Darksaga87

This Sentence is true.

The Above sentence is false.

Duggy747

There is a black, asian, ginger lurking around on this planet somewhere. A Euro-Blasian? He should be captured and experiments should be conducted on him to see what nutrients we can extract for our own personal gain.

I don't and never will understand the popularity with Star Wars.

According to Domestos I should let my kids eat off the toilet bowl rather than their chair.

Everything will give me cancer, including you.

Watching True Crime on TV tells me that if your 68 years old and Clint Eastwood it isn't creepy to hit on young women.

darkman2

My name is URL wrote: »

The Dark Knight kind of sucked

Yes. fact.

Michellenman

No one has ever seen a goth driving a car. Fact.

Turtyturd

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Female BMW drivers are the biggest bastards on the road.

Taxi drivers are the biggests bastards on the road.

oppenheimer1

Boards.ie users are not a representative sample of the population of Ireland.

Hogzy

This thread sucks balls...Fact!!!

Greyfox

The Shawshank redemption is a brilliant film

Manchester United are a great football team

The biggest problem in this country is theirs still no accountability for when the people in power fu** up

The world would be a far better place if people were more tolerent of each other

Their will never, ever, ever be world peace because human beings will never run out of things to fight about

It's absouutely riddiculous that nightclubs close at 2:30/3:00

Money gives you options, and choosing these options wisely will bring you happiness

The law is this country is far too soft on criminals, particularly when it comes to rape

The customer is not always right, their wrong most of the time

What women want in a guy and what women are attracted to in a guy are two very different things