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Tourist survives spider willy Bite

  • 14-05-2010 1:29pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭


    A TOURIST had a lucky escape after a deadly spider bit him ... on the PENIS.
    The Canadian backpacker was attacked when he went skinny-dipping in New Zealand.
    While he was swimming, a rare katipo spider crawled into the shorts he had left on the beach.
    When the man returned, he put them back on and fell asleep — but the trapped spider then nipped him on his manhood.
    Within minutes the spider's venom was causing him to have agonising chest pains, a racing heart, high blood pressure and severe swelling to his penis.
    Dr Nigel Harrison, who treated the 22-year-old at Dargaville Hospital, revealed the case in a report for the New Zealand Medical Journal.
    He said: "It was a rather nasty, ill-placed bite. The man woke to find his penis swollen and painful with a red mark on the shaft suggestive of a bite.
    "He rapidly developed generalised muscle pains, fever, headache, photophobia [light sensitivity] and vomiting."
    The unidentified man's condition "improved rapidly" after treatment with an anti-venom, but he was kept in hospital for 16 days before being allowed to return to Canada.
    The katipo, a Maori word meaning "night-stinger", is an endangered species in New Zealand found only in the North Island.
    The pea-sized spiders are related to the American Black Widow. Bites to humans are rare but two fatalities were recorded in the 1800s.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2973245/Tourist-survives-spider-willy-bite.html#ixzz0nuUeN7Kf[/QUOTE]


    He Got a Hicky on the Micky


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 146 ✭✭mp3kid


    Any other links to the same page ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    More like an Australian redback than a widow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    The man woke to find his penis swollen

    Should I be worried that this happens to me every day?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    The man woke to find his penis swollen...

    What stee said


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Stee wrote: »
    Should I be worried that this happens to me every day?

    Only when your in the mens Changing rooms


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    The doctors said it was only a small prick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    And people wonder why I'm afraid of spiders..... nasty, horrible things is all they are!!!:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    He should have got some fit lass to suck the poison out! Its a matter of life and death!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,840 ✭✭✭Trev M


    DazMarz wrote: »
    And people wonder why I'm afraid of spiders..... nasty, horrible things is all they are!!!:(

    Ahh dont be so hard on the little guys


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    In fairness, all the symptoms are the same as somebody having sex.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    antodeco wrote: »
    In fairness, all the symptoms are the same as somebody having sex.
    He rapidly developed generalised muscle pains, fever, headache, photophobia [light sensitivity] and vomiting.

    What kinda sick **** are you into?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 920 ✭✭✭Menengroth™


    Stee wrote: »
    What kinda sick **** are you into?

    YES YES YES! USE THAT 100W BULB, YESSSSSSSSSSSssssssss splurgh.


    =o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Stee wrote: »
    Should I be worried that this happens to me every day?

    If you do it to yourself I want to shake your hand!.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti




    He Got a Hicky on the Micky

    from somethin icky :pac:


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    A racing heart, high blood pressure and severe swelling to his penis.
    Stee wrote: »
    What kinda sick **** are you into?

    You were the one that saw the other one :D


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