Is After Hours full of shy and sexually frustrated people?

mise_me_fein1

Serious amount of sex questions and advise questions on, well women a lot of the time from men.

I expect to get shot down a bit on this but does anyone else agree with it?

MrStuffins

Yes

biko

Yes

epgc3fyqirnbsx

yep

The_Kew_Tour

and horny

Darlughda

mise_me_fein1 wrote: »

Serious amount of sex questions and advise questions on, well women a lot of the time from men.

I expect to get shot down a bit on this but does anyone else agree with it?

No. Down with that sort of thing.

martyboy48

Not shy but......

piby

Yes I'm sexually shy.

Zombienosh

i want to ride u all but.......will you start.

monkeyfudge

I still don't get how birds manage to have sex with bees.

Dravokivich

hey hold on... I'm not shy....

Doop

fap

smellslikeshoes

More like the whole internet is.

Wazdakka

mise_me_fein1 wrote: »

Serious amount of sex questions and advise questions on, well women a lot of the time from men.

I expect to get shot down a bit on this but does anyone else agree with it?

MrStuffins wrote: »

Yes

biko wrote: »

Yes

Crystal Deafening Fireplace wrote: »

yep

adrian280582 wrote: »

and horny

I'm not shy...

Sod'o swords

Shy? From a seemingly new user registered this month who's account I can only guess was created to make this thread.

Half answered your own question there.

VinnyTGM

With the recent threads it would lead you to believe so!

Wazdakka

Man....
I can't wait till this thread reaches page 20...


Then it's really gonna kick off.

squod

mise_me_fein1 wrote: »

Is After Hours the internet full of shy and sexually frustrated people

FYP

polliepp

AH is the verbal masturbation forum............

MrStuffins

This thread is technically Curb-Crawling you know!

mise_me_fein1

Sod'o swords wrote: »

Shy? From a seemingly new user registered this month who's account I can only guess was created to make this thread.

Half answered your own question there.

My account was messed up when boards.ie got hacked....haven't used it since then, it's my old username with a "1" added on....so eh, nope not what you wrote

stepbar

Na just a load of folk who won't pay the subscription......

Barna77

Is it? :rolleyes:

stepbar

Barna77 wrote: »

Is it? :rolleyes:

....Raining?

questionmark?

Darlughda wrote: »

No. Down with that sort of thing.

Careful now

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sfQzIpvw2LM/SmWfpyU8JbI/AAAAAAAAByg/SHogPQOmsj8/s400/father-ted-careful-now.jpg

Barna77

stepbar wrote: »

....Raining?

Does it rain in Ireland? You joking me...

Wazdakka

stepbar wrote: »

Na just a load of folk who won't pay the subscription......

Yea....


Wait....


Damnit :mad:

stepbar

Barna77 wrote: »

Does it rain in Ireland? You joking me...

Is it?

questionmark?

stepbar wrote: »

Is it?

In'it bruv

Tail Wagger

mise_me_fein1 wrote: »

Serious amount of sex questions and advise questions on, well women a lot of the time from men.

I expect to get shot down a bit on this but does anyone else agree with it?

We'r warming up for the Summer holls?

ascanbe

smellslikeshoes wrote: »

More like the whole internet is.

More like the whole world is, really.

Des Carter

If a bulldog and a Sh!tzu had puppies would they be called bullsh!ts?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Go to the next AH beers, then try use AH and sky in the same sentence

ejmaztec

Des Carter wrote: »

If a bulldog and a Sh!tzu had puppies would they be called bullsh!ts?

No, just mongrels.

RolandIRL

yes, it's the reason why most boardsies crunch ice...another sign of sexual frustration.
never sit at the laptop without a glass of ice

orourkeda

mise_me_fein1 wrote: »

Serious amount of sex questions and advise questions on, well women a lot of the time from men.

I expect to get shot down a bit on this but does anyone else agree with it?

No I've had sh*tloads of sex recently

maximay

Jasus this is a buying and selling site, would ye all get a f-ing life, im not a holy joe, but this aint the site to air your views one way or the other, God, ye have sad lives.

MrStuffins

maximay wrote: »

Jasus this is a buying and selling site, would ye all get a f-ing life, im not a holy joe, but this aint the site to air your views one way or the other, God, ye have sad lives.

YOU TELL EM MAXIMAY!!!

G'WAN!!!

orourkeda

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I still don't get how birds manage to have sex with bees.

When a man loves a woman..........................

Darlughda

maximay wrote: »

but this aint the site to air your views one way or the other, God, ye have sad lives.

Actually maximay, its the only site to air your views one way or another.
What the hell are you doin here so? Sweetie pie, did the porn threads get ya hot?:pac:

--LOS--

maximay wrote: »

Jasus this is a buying and selling site, would ye all get a f-ing life, im not a holy joe, but this aint the site to air your views one way or the other, God, ye have sad lives.

if you're addressing this to all posters on boards........uhhhhh emmmm
*points finger*

Deus Ex Machina

I am not shy but, in a non traditional sense, I am sexually frustrated. I am not short of female contact when I desire it, what frustrates me is that sexuality is so base and time consuming, not to mention wicked annoying in the way it is used by pop culture, and yet I am biologically driven towards it. If there existed an operation which would terminate my sexual drives I would think very seriously having it preformed on, inter alia, my John Thomas.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I had sex once so this thread hardly applies to me

starbelgrade

Crystal Deafening Fireplace wrote: »

I had sex once so this thread hardly applies to me

What's it like?

abouttobebanned

From my favourite Blog:

Masturbation
Told ya I'd be back!!

I don't imagine anyone is reading this...but if you are...and you're offended....then you shouldn't be still here reading about me talking about you being offended.

Masturbation.

I remember when I was in school they used to say this thing..

"I have a joke for ya monty..."

"haa..ok let me hear it..."

"there was this lad who was having a bath one day...he started to **** in the bath..."

"ok.."

"and you know the way the cum floats in the water"

"Yeah"

"Ah...you're a wanker!! Monty's a wanker!!"

You see nowadays I'd say.....yeah...and? but back then....

"What? No I'm not..I was just saying yeah so you'd carry on the joke..."

Masturbation is the strangest thing in the world...I can remember having some masturbation sessions that lasted longer than my longest sex sessions... I remember one time I was chatting online with this girl...she was getting fairly dirty, and then told me she had a webcam...man...I was yanking away for so long that when I finally came I got it in my eye. (tip for anyone looking to conceive...the longer you're at it...the further and faster it shoots)

The Story of my first Masturbation

I've often thought about this...how old was I when I first went at myself...then it came to me (sorry)...

One Christmas Eve...I was so excited about santa comi....visiting our house, that I couldn't sleep. So i wanked 3 times to knock myself out. Now...if I believed in Santa...how young must I have been? Still though, it really is a great sedative...something I think they should consider using in hospitals...and if there's any parents out there who can't get their kids to sleep on christmas eve....

What is it with women and masturbation. Without a shadow of a doubt, they're all at it but they can't admit it. And nothing get's me going more than women at themselves....girls...if you're reading this,..please leave a comment about how much you masturbate. Appreciate it.

Monty

The Monty Charm
If I could bottle and sell my charm...

Well I don't think it would sell very well to be honest. My charm is a bit of a slow burner and I don't think something that works so slowly would sell very well.

As I write this I have some porn on in the background....not on the telly, but on another tab so I can only hear it. They seem to be enjoying themselves. Which is nice. The video is called Homemade shower lesbian games. Kinda catchy isn't it? It certainly caught my attention...hold on til I have a quick look at it...lovely. I got that tingle...you know that tingle that you sometimes get at 2 o clock in the afternoon that makes you draw the curtains and destroy an old towel or something. I'm fighting the urge though because I'm planning a night of sex tonight. Ya see I hate the post ejaculation feeling. If there was a church nearby I have no doubt that after every **** I'd go over and say a few hail marys. The feeling of sitting there in front of some depraved website, watching 30 girls humliate each other (I'll give you the link to that if you want) with your trousers around your ankles and cum setting in to your pubes...well it's not the most triumphant feeling in the world. And I don't want to go into a date and subsequent sex with those feelings on my mind.

anyway where was I?

Oh yes...the charm. So there's these two girls who I see on a weekly basis, they're both fairly attractive and I get on with them both. Lately I've started texting them both, and of course each one is like....Look...are you coming on to us both? That's a bit sleazy isn't it? Just go to her, you were talking to her first. I see that as some King Solomon **** so get more attracted to her. The problem is...I think the other one is more keen so I'd better stick to the good thing for now. See what I think is going down is they want a threesome, but they want the right man...someone who is pure....someone who doesn't just want a threesome. I can be that man, hell I can be absolutely any kind of man if it would get me a threesome. Chinese man? No ****ing problem.

To sum up...we're all perverts.

ascanbe

starbelgrade wrote: »

What's it like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT3_UCm1A5I