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Michael O'Leary walks into a bar.............

  • 12-05-2010 1:06pm
    #1
    M5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,161 ✭✭✭✭


    Arriving in a hotel in Dublin , he went to the bar and asked for a
    pint of Guinness.

    The barman nodded and said “that will be one Euro please, Mr. O’Leary”
    to which Michael replied “that’s a very competitive price” and handed
    over his money.

    “Will you be wanting a glass with your Guinness, sir?” enquired the barman.

    :)


Comments

  • #2
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    What happened?


  • #3
    Banned Account
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Banned Account


    Dead right, i'd bring my own glass with me every night if i got a pint for €1.


  • #4
    M5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,161 ✭✭✭✭M5


    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    Dead right, i'd bring my own glass with me every night if i got a pit for €1.

    Fair point


  • #5
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    A man walks into a bar....










    And says "Ow"


  • #6
    Fukuyama
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Fukuyama


    ehhh.... wah?


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  • #7
    racso1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    Dean0088 wrote: »
    ehhh.... wah?

    it was an iron bar:pac::pac::pac::pac::eek:


  • #8
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    a dyslexic man walks into a bra


  • #9
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Michael walk out of the the bar in Belfast and pops into his local Iceland after downing 8 pints


    " asssh asshh lying b**stards .... I knew there was no fecking assh "


  • #10
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    a dyslexic man walks into a bra

    I used this joke on this thread bout an hour ago and it got deleted, be careful


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