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Steo's proverb of the day

  • 12-05-2010 09:47AM
    #1
    Stephen Gately
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21 ✭


    He who winks at tarmac knows what it is like to have a true friend.


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  • #2
    walshb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,283 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Are you Ronan, Keith, Mikey, or Shane, looking for more exposure from Steo's death?


  • #3
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    A japs eye that winks is a keeper.


  • #4
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    Get back in your box.


  • #5
    Abrasax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    Ronan would be turning in his grave if he knew this was going on.


  • #6
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Abrasax wrote: »
    Ronan would be turning in his grave if he knew this was going on.

    Is he dead too?


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  • #7
    Nevermind_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭Nevermind_


    He who has a campaign to name a luas stop after him isnt dead long enough to be forgotten....yet


  • #8
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Stephen's at the Pearly Gatelys!

    Oh damn and blast, why didn't I think of that at the time? :(


  • #9
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    he who laughs best laughs last



    but probably because he didnt get the joke in the first place.


  • #10
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    I'm willing to bet that the user named "Stephen Gately" is infact a re-reg of the one and only "Ronan Keating" who is banned for being possibly the biggest douche boards.ie has ever seen. If your not, my apologies.


  • #11
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Stephen Gately wrote: »
    He who winks at tarmac knows what it is like to have a true friend.

    Ahahahaha
    Stephen Gately....

    It's funny because he's gay...

    And dead.


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  • #12
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Stephen Gately wrote: »
    He who winks at tarmac knows what it is like to have a true friend.

    Don't get it...



    ...He was into black guys?:confused:


  • #13
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    There are two pieces of tarmac sitting by the side of the bar, and they are having a drinking contest, to see which one is the hardest. After 12 shots of vodka, both pieces of tarmac are still unfazed, when suddenly the door opens and a red piece of tarmac walks in. Upon which seeing the red piece of tarmac, one piece of tarmac runs into the toilets. An hour later, he ventures out and discovers that the red piece of tarmac has left, so he ventures out and upon seeing the other piece of tarmac, he is asked why he ran off.
    To this he replies "Haven't you heard about him?, He's a CYCLE-PATH !!!!!!"


  • #14
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Stephen Gately wrote: »
    He who winks at tarmac knows what it is like to have a true friend.

    Wrong.... Travellers have no friends.


  • #15
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    mikom wrote: »
    Wrong.... Travellers have no friends.

    That's only because "der leh in no-wher"


  • #16
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    TheZohan wrote: »
    There are two pieces of tarmac sitting by the side of the bar, and they are having a drinking contest, to see which one is the hardest. After 12 shots of vodka, both pieces of tarmac are still unfazed, when suddenly the door opens and a red piece of tarmac walks in. Upon which seeing the red piece of tarmac, one piece of tarmac runs into the toilets. An hour later, he ventures out and discovers that the red piece of tarmac has left, so he ventures out and upon seeing the other piece of tarmac, he is asked why he ran off.
    To this he replies "Haven't you heard about him?, He's a CYCLE-PATH !!!!!!"

    oh dear :o


    :p


  • #17
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    TheZohan wrote: »
    That's only because "der leh in no-wher"

    There's a voice that keeps on calling me
    Down the road, that's where I'll always be.
    Every stop I make, I make a new friend,
    Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again

    Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down,
    Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.


  • #18
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    TheZohan wrote: »
    There are two pieces of tarmac sitting by the side of the bar, and they are having a drinking contest, to see which one is the hardest. After 12 shots of vodka, both pieces of tarmac are still unfazed, when suddenly the door opens and a red piece of tarmac walks in. Upon which seeing the red piece of tarmac, one piece of tarmac runs into the toilets. An hour later, he ventures out and discovers that the red piece of tarmac has left, so he ventures out and upon seeing the other piece of tarmac, he is asked why he ran off.
    To this he replies "Haven't you heard about him?, He's a CYCLE-PATH !!!!!!"

    A man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm, he says to the bar man I'll have two pints of Guinness, one for me, and one for the road.

    Boom Boom.


  • #19
    Max Power1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    this thread is deadly


  • #20
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Stephen Gately wrote: »
    He who winks at tarmac knows what it is like to have a true friend.

    Is it gay that I like my asphalt?


  • #21
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Max Power1 wrote: »
    this thread is deadly
    Who'd have thunk it.

    Such a rubbish OP and the solid gold that followed it.


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  • #22
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    A man walks into a bar with a lump of tarmac on his shoulder.
    He says one for me and one for the road


  • #23
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Emery Freezing Robe wrote: »
    A man walks into a bar with a lump of tarmac on his shoulder.
    He says one for me and one for the road

    4 posts up, bud.


  • #24
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    FearDark wrote: »
    4 posts up, bud.

    Ah jaysis :o


  • #25
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Emery Freezing Robe wrote: »
    Ah jaysis :o
    Its my one and only joke, dont steal my thunder!


  • #26
    tbh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    deadly a gimmick poster, just what we need. Internet fame and fortune await!


  • #27
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    mikom wrote: »
    Wrong.... Travellers have no friends.


    you can't generalise like that - you surely mean Some travellers have no friends.


  • #28
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    tbh wrote: »
    deadly a gimmick poster, just what we need. Internet fame and fortune await!

    $10 says its a re-reg.


  • #29
    friendface
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 812 ✭✭✭friendface


    FearDark wrote: »
    $10 says its a re-reg.

    When did we switch to the dollar?

    Has the euro finally collapsed?

    We're all doomed.


    ...



    /Jumps out window


  • #30
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    friendface wrote: »
    When did we switch to the dollar?

    Has the euro finally collapsed?

    We're all doomed.


    ...



    /Jumps out window

    Wheres the euro sign on my keyboard? I only found out yesterday how to get fádá's.


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  • #31
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    FearDark wrote: »
    Wheres the euro sign on my keyboard? I only found out yesterday how to get fádá's.

    ctrl + alt + 4


  • #32
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,259 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    FearDark wrote: »
    $10 says its a re-reg.

    €1 says it's a re-incarnation.


  • #33
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    ctrl + alt + 4
    Alt Gr + 4. :p


  • #34
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    AW€SOME!


  • #35
    friendface
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 812 ✭✭✭friendface


    FearDark wrote: »
    Wheres the euro sign on my keyboard? I only found out yesterday how to get fádá's.

    Haha, I know, sure where would ya be without fádás. :) Alt-Gr+4 or Ctrl-Alt-4 for the Euro if you have a 'normal' keyboard. Or you can just copy mine € € € :D Euro's for all €€€€€€€


  • #36
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    Bonito wrote: »
    Alt Gr + 4. :p

    oooh! a new button :)

    i had to look for that...


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  • #37
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    How'd you do fadas?


  • #38
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Alt Gr and the letter

    áéíóú


  • #39
    friendface
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 812 ✭✭✭friendface


    WindSock wrote: »
    How'd you do fadas?

    Ctrl-Alt-(Letter you want a fáda on). Lóók át áll thésé fádás


  • #40
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    Being drilled by an 11" cock for 16 minutes will leave your ring a rosy.


  • #41
    friendface
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 812 ✭✭✭friendface


    Blobby George wrote: »
    Being drilled by an 11" cock for 16 minutes will leave your ring a rosy.

    Had to go back to check the title of the thread to see what this was about. Kinda went off-topic there with all the keyboard shenanigans.


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  • #42
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    friendface wrote: »
    Kinda went off-topic there with all the keyboard shenanigans.

    ¡snoןnɔıpıɹ ǝɹɐ suɐbıuɐuǝɥs pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɔıdoʇ-ɟɟo ɹıǝɥʇ 'ʍouʞ ı


  • #43
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    Sofaspud wrote: »
    ¡snoןnɔıpıɹ ǝɹɐ suɐbıuɐuǝɥs pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɔıdoʇ-ɟɟo ɹıǝɥʇ 'ʍouʞ ı

    ¡ɟɟo ʍoɥs


  • #44
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    ctrl + alt + 4
    Bonito wrote: »
    Alt Gr + 4. :p
    friendface wrote: »
    Ctrl-Alt-(Letter you want a fáda on). Lóók át áll thésé fádás

    Alt F4 does that aswell..

    >.>

    <.<


  • #45
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Alt Gr stand for Alternative Graphic.

    The more you know.


  • #46
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    Get back in your box.

    he didnt like boxes


  • #47
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,946 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Please feel free to not start a similar thread tomorrow.
    You can take that as a warning.


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