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Backless Underwear?

  • 08-05-2010 11:08pm
    #1
    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭


    So I was reading on another thread about how the use of the word "cheeky" in adverts lately annoys people, and I went off to google the advert for the bank that lets you "pull off that cheeky transfer" :rolleyes: when i came across... wait for it-

    these! http://www.pert.com.au/where_pert.html :eek:

    to me anyway, yes i laughed, they're more silly than sexy, but im sure its a very niche market! :o

    ladies, gentlemen (i didnt look THAT closely but im sure thats a guy modelling them in the last pic! :o) would you wear them? i'd sooner go commando! :rolleyes:


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  • #2
    orourkeda
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    Handy for rearending though


  • #3
    peanuthead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,111 ✭✭✭peanuthead


    asstonishing


  • #4
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
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    I can't imagine them being comfy... why not wear normal knickers? Thongs are manky anyway...


  • #5
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Cool..... no more skidmarks.
    Must tell the missus.


  • #6
    rizzla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,955 ✭✭✭rizzla


    Whenever the elastic goes on my socks they keep falling around my ankles, which gets very annoying. I'd imagine these would feel the same, except for your ass obviously.


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  • #7
    rubadub
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    The marketing crap is crazy.

    http://www.pert.com.au/about_pert.html
    For years women the world over have tackled the dreaded visible panty line (VPL) by replacing it with a far more high risk strategy: the thong.
    What is wrong with people knowing you wear knickers. What is high risk about a thong? again are people going to be shocked to see a glimpse of a thong? These do have band lines and you would probably get far more looks with people wondering WTF you are wearing.
    Jan said "she had been shocked to learn that a lot of girls preferred to wear no knickers at all rather than risk flashing them when wearing low cut or revealing outfits. That's when I decided something just had to be done"
    Why is it shocking, and what is the problem? what is the purpose of knickers? I would be far more shocked to see a woman wearing these than wearing nothing.
    "Do not fall down or let you down, stay in place, no more wedges or riding and much more hygenic than a G-string. Thank you, for a great invention"
    How is it more hygenic? their arsehole is now in direct contact with the clothes.


  • #8
    rizzla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,955 ✭✭✭rizzla


    I'd love to see this on Dragon's Den.


  • #9
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    FFS! Why bother wearing pants at all?


  • #10
    Indubitable
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    this is sickening


  • #11
    bazmaiden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭bazmaiden


    This is odd

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUaIhorhor8


    .... and they're adjustable!:D


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  • #12
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    No more "whale tail"......... I see the blowhole is still there though.


  • #13
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,284 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    "More comfortable than a thong
    More discrete than a brief" from that website

    Spelling Nazi is off to bed


  • #14
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    Would it hold a massive cock? Cause I've a cock on me like the trunk of an elephant.


  • #15
    Indubitable
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭Indubitable


    Blobby George wrote: »
    Would it hold a massive cock? Cause I've a cock on me like the trunk of an elephant.

    Since when were elephant trunks an inch long?


  • #16
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    kingofthe3rdyrs wrote: »
    Since when were elephant trunks an inch long?
    They weren't.


  • #17
    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    Blobby George wrote: »
    Would it hold a massive cock? Cause I've a cock on me like the trunk of an elephant.

    grey in colour? you may want to see your doctor about that... ;)


  • #18
    Blobby George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    xsiborg wrote: »
    grey in colour? you may want to see your doctor about that... ;)
    It's only grey after I've pulled it out of your mothers slot.


  • #19
    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    wow! you really must be well endowed when you can manage to shove it six feet underground! you may also want to see a therapist for necrophilia! :rolleyes:

    can we get back on topic now?


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