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what makes u feel better when ure ill??

  • 08-05-2010 10:53pm
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 616 ✭✭✭


    i dont have a cold or flu, no runny nose, just a little cough, bit of a fever and my body is sooo sore , feeling sorry for myself :(

    what makes u feel better when ure ill??

    my mum always used to give me an oxo cube in a cup of hot water, but i dont have any!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Fire a lemsip into a double hot whiskey
    Shhhtyle boy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 971 ✭✭✭CoalBucket


    Irish Coffees for me with a good double jameson, nice :)


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    A blowjob.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭yoshytoshy


    strong dose of alcohol kills all the nasties.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭Closed ac


    Duvet + Sofa + TV = Best remedy ever.

    Although if I feel like vomiting, bathroom tiles seem to have a medicinal quality for me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    A fap.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 220 ✭✭theboxer


    Tomato soup and Lucozade.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭Feeky Magee


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    A blowjob.
    jd007 wrote: »
    A fap.
    Spot the realist. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 649 ✭✭✭Jeebus


    Correct spelling.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    theboxer wrote: »
    Tomato soup and Lucozade.

    Not together I hope! :eek:


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 616 ✭✭✭pearljamfan


    Jeebus wrote: »
    Correct spelling.
    very helpful !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    The thought that on June 22nd I'll be witnessing something like this ;);)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 278 ✭✭wing52


    Time.
    Coedine.
    Sleep.
    St john wort.
    Paracetamol.
    A stint in the gym.
    A good shyte.
    A big dirty fry.
    Long shower.

    Does the job,but not at the same time!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,848 ✭✭✭bleg


    Visiting the GP, forking out 60 quid, being told there is nothing really majorly wrong with you, take some paracetamol and rest for 2-3 days.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    Lucozade. Even when I'm not sick, it still makes me feel better.

    Lots and lots of sleep too.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 616 ✭✭✭pearljamfan


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    The thought that on June 22nd I'll be witnessing something like this ;);)



    oh me too!! hmmmm, a dose of eddie vedder would help me feel better alright! thanks for reminding me :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 688 ✭✭✭Shulgin


    Fizzy sweets :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    Lemsip Max Strength and moaning, lots of moaning.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 319 ✭✭Ban Ki Moon


    A shower and a joint


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Hungover illness = sex

    Flu illness = lots of sleep and 7up.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Back rubs, tea, cuddles. Hmm...I need to fake an illness! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    A hug from mammy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Warm 7up


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 616 ✭✭✭pearljamfan


    thanks , this is taking my mind off it! i still want my mummy!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭A_Border_Bandit


    Illness:
    Going for a run until I collapse and then sleep for a day. Cured when I wake up every time!
    Hangovers:
    Oh... Sorry... I've never experienced one :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,812 ✭✭✭Precious flower


    Jam on toast with tea always tastes spectactular when I'm sick! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 356 ✭✭Alan_007_


    The thought of everyone else in school.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Warm 7up

    Exactly what i do too!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 228 ✭✭Goldenquick


    Lots of music. :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Whiskey, paracetamol, hot water bottle and sleep.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Blobby George


    The Doctor.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    Magic Mushrooms + window cleaner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Illness:
    Going for a run until I collapse and then sleep for a day. Cured when I wake up every time!
    Hangovers:
    Oh... Sorry... I've never experienced one :P

    Oh everybody grows out of that stage ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 616 ✭✭✭pearljamfan


    doctor's too expensive for him to tell me ive got a bug, i need a slave to go and get me some marmite and pickled onions, or something. maybe i should try and sleep.:( ill get some lucozade tomorrow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    The Doctor.

    Doc/patient chat re. a cold..

    Doc; Take these tabs twice a day for one week and you'll feel much better - now that will be €60 thank you....

    Patient; But Doc, I don't like taking pills. What if I don't take 'em, how long will it take be to feel better?...

    Doc; Seven days - now that'll be €60 please.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    In all honesty, sleep is the best medicine


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Warm 7up

    How warm exactly? You don't boil it do you?:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    jd007 wrote: »
    How warm exactly? You don't boil it do you?:pac:


    40 seconds in the microwave ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,419 ✭✭✭WanderingSoul


    DKZ wrote: »
    Duvet + Sofa + TV = Best remedy ever.

    Although if I feel like vomiting, bathroom tiles seem to have a medicinal quality for me.

    That is exactly what I was going to say. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 461 ✭✭carefulnow100


    Any description of food whatsoever always makes me feel better, especially when you know its just so unbelivably unhealthy for you but who gives 2 shíts!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    sleep ..and the occasional fever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 220 ✭✭theboxer


    jd007 wrote: »
    Not together I hope! :eek:

    Hahaha next time I am twisted I will end up making that concoction thanks to your post. Lucozade à la crème de tomate. Sounds fancy.:)


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