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Help me guess my birthday pressie

  • 08-05-2010 2:57am
    #1
    miju
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,486 ✭✭✭


    Missus says I can get it early if I guess it but I'm useless with clues so hoping you all can help me out.

    Clue is first word Vi? (three letter word) and Second word starts with G

    cheers :D


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  • #2
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Via Gra.


  • #3
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Toy gun. :p


  • #4
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Vi Ggo Mortenson? Your wife knows you caught teh ghey?


  • #5
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    vip gowl?

    noice.


  • #6
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Vi Guitar?

    She can't count/spell?


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  • #7
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Via Gowl?


  • #8
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Vigina (I'm guessing she can't spel)


  • #9
    joewicklow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 ✭✭joewicklow


    VIP Guest at the next Westlife gig?


  • #10
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    vip glastonbury ticket.
    A qiuck guess, but that is the most likely I would imagine.


  • #11
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Is she a virgin?

    If so, she's giving you her Vir-Ginity

    If she's not a virgin ..

    Then she's bought you a Vir-gin.

    Win-win.


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  • #12
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    pussaaaaaayyyyy!


  • #13
    papajimsmooth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 779 ✭✭✭papajimsmooth


    Violent gangbang


  • #14
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    Viz Goodies
    Viv Green
    Vii Games!!! :eek:

    Vii go to ze relationship counciller...


  • #15
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Errr Vin Geesel?

    Vis igoths?


  • #16
    PCPhoto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    Vi = Roman Numerals (3 letter word) = SIX

    G = ???

    How many letters in second word ?


  • #17
    weiland79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,314 ✭✭✭weiland79


    Vi Gorous shag


  • #18
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats... lightsabers drawn and sparks flying. Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, "I know what you're getting for Christmas, Luke," he said, "Ohhh, yes! I know!" Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platfrom just out of Vader's reach, "How do you know!?" Luke yelled at him, "How do you know what I'm getting for Christmas!?" Darth Vader shot Luke an icy glare, "The force is with me... I felt your presents."


  • #19
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    In a recession you can't beat Viz toptips.

    http://www.viz.co.uk/toptips.php




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