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Zombie P.E.N.I.S.

  • 07-05-2010 12:24am
    #1
    vixdname
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭


    Guys, I have a problem, its my P.e.n.i.s. I think its a zombie because, well, everytime I walk down the street and see an attractive lady, it starts to move all on its own with no help from me !!!!!!!
    After a short while it twitching and pulsating in an uncontrollable manner, its like it has a mind of its own, seperate from mine.
    I've read about decapatating zombies but I'm rather afraid that if I decapatate my p.e.n.i.s it will hurt me too much...What about hitting it on the head with a blunt object like a cold desert spoon or something.
    I know it wont kill the zombie in my trousers but it might make him unconscious for a while........What do you guys think ?


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  • #2
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Don't be a dick.

    Read the charter before you post in this forum again.


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